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“Up with Trees, Down with Capitalism”

Solidarity with all the young people who took to the streets for the today’s Climate Strike protests

Teachers should let kids eat and drink in class, I have no idea why high school teachers act like tiny dictators of their pathetic kingdoms. Like, let them go to the bathroom, if they are hungry let them eat, if they are thirsty let them drink.

It shouldn’t really be so difficult.

geekandmisandry

Anyway, children are people, so maybe stop adding onto this post trying to justify why it is ok to treat them and train like animals in a 1920’s zoo.

kaijuno

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

myautismyells

OP don’t leave us in suspense

kaijuno

420

anticapitilizationbureau-deacti

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq. You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

kaijuno

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

skittlesandnarwhals

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

kaijuno

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

emilyblaine

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

kaijuno

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

fumbledeegrumble

this is a wonderful post because it shows that people can be a fucking genius but it won’t guarantee they’ll be good at everything

blackqueerblog

These stories are deeply depressing.

the-sireens-call

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

thatadult

I don’t think welfare fraud is a problem period I genuinely don’t. I don’t care when it happens and it means nothing to me. I’m glad. As if the government doesn’t steal from you every day lmao… I don’t give a damn

moocyst

nocaptainmatt-deactivated201702

jungle-booty

passionforpasta

Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to water your plants. The starchy H2O will give them a beneficial nutrient boost and help them grow. Just be sure to avoid using cooking water that has been salted or seasoned.

smalltownsustainable

This also applies to leftover water from boiling spinach, potatoes, and hardboiled eggs, according to Reader’s Digest.

saturnineaqua

this definitely is an amazing thing to plants, it gives them a boost like NOTHING that can be bought in stores. ive had an orange plant that didnt bloom for years and then gave them some pasta/potato water twice a week, and now its blooming like crazy , pretty much over night. and plants that were looking kind of drawn are looking BEAUTIFUL!

feministism

drankinwatahmelin

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

bando--grand-scamyon

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

ghostspaceships-deactivated2019

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

gaylittlepieceofsh1t

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

datewithanarsonist

9. Scream “don’t hurt my kids!” Instead because someone is more likely to help a child than an adult

gothiccharmschool

If you’re grabbed, bite, go for the eyes, head butt them, wrench their fingers back, just do as much damage as you can.

But the most chilling piece of advice I’ve been given is if you’re grabbed, scratch and claw to get as much soft tissue from the attacker under your nails. For DNA matching purposes. I understand the logic behind it, but that’s a horrible bit of advice to be given.