Hey???

DREA . My brain doesn't work right . Chicago. no seriously, I'm an asshole. she/her/hers/any

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[penissuperfluous]

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

trans flag but it hasn't bloomed yet

[kynvillingur-deactivated2026021]

guess what

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

[showsandshowtunes-deactivated20]

one thing i love about neil josten is that he justifies every (probably) bad decision with the reasoning of ''i'll be dead soon anyway so i won't have to deal with the consequences'' and honestly i admire that

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[your-moms-a-potato]

You ever go shopping and buy a bunch of stuff (in various sizes) and...not a single thing fits 🫠

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[anndiscworld-phile]

declan lynch to his father niall lynch

[memehumor]

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[demonnstein]

[wuntrum]

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

[anditslove]

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

[your-moms-a-potato]

Tipsy from a work party but baybeee I won a parking spot weeeeeee

N e ways, I missed watching the Baftas, but I KNOW Tom McKay looked like a cutie v.v

[eethok]

they are like merthur to me