The Boss's Ponch

Where I can tell the Boss where to go on walks and what to have for dinner and where I found the latest squirrels!!!

[your-only-pancho]

I am a good dog and I will not eat the shoes.

[your-only-pancho]

I was tagged by emfozzeswithchocolate

Oh boy oh boy! The Boss's sister told me to do a thing! Does that mean I get blue food?

1. What are you typically doing at 1pm on a Tuesday?

Well, it's after lunch, so I'm having a good roll on the carpet. After that I am going to try to squeeze in a nap before waiting for the Boss to get home from school, unless someone does something interesting like laundry or moving from one room to the other, in which case they will need me to come and protect them.

2. Do you like shopping? If so what for? If not what do you do when other people go shopping?

I love shopping! I should go shopping more often! Sometimes there is chicken! Sometimes we get to go shopping in the big place and there is blue food! I should get to go shopping right after this because I am very good.

3. As is frequently cited on tumblr, family don’t end with blood. Who are three people in your “family” who aren’t blood relatives?

Oh, the Boss's partner and her sister and their father are definitely pack.

4. Pepsi or Coke?

I don't know but I would like to find out!

5. What’s your favorite kind of chocolate? (Except Ponch. What’s your favorite kind of biscuit?)

Why don't I get to - I like all biscuits! I love biscuits! Can I have a biscuit now? I know where your mother keeps them, I can show you.

6. Favorite sport?

I like anything the Boss likes. And chasing squirrels.

7. Ever had a disastrous injury?

No, the Boss makes sure I stay safe. Sometimes I have dreams about the moon though, and the stars moving farther apart.

8. If you were forced to die your hair (or…exoskeleton or needles?) for a week, what color would you do?

There are these dogs who have been dyed to look like other things, and the Boss says I shouldn't ever do that but I think it looks like fun. As long as it doesn't take too long. And we can go shopping and chase squirrels and eat blue food afterward!

9. What do you like best about your day-to-day job?

I get to make sure the whole pack is safe and happy! It means I get to do what I like best!

10. What do you like least about said job?

Waiting for the Boss. And for biscuits.

11. What did you have for your most recent meal?

I had dog food! It was amazing!

Can we go get blue food now?

[jenesaispourquoi]

WHERE'S THE SQUIRREL

I’M SORRY, FRIEND.

i got rid of it b/c it was from a copyrighted photo, which i hadn’t realised however many years ago when i chose it.

I REMAIN A SQUIRREL AT HEART, THOUGH, NEVER FEAR!

[your-only-pancho]

WHERES THE SQUIRREL

WHY IS THE SQUIRREL GONE

[jenesaispourquoi]

Awwww Pancho, i’m sorry buddy. Here, have another squirrel.

(x)

[your-only-pancho]

SQUIRREL!

Although... if you really wanted... I could show you where to find more of them. Since you are my friend.

[jenesaispourquoi]

WHERE'S THE SQUIRREL

I’M SORRY, FRIEND.

i got rid of it b/c it was from a copyrighted photo, which i hadn’t realised however many years ago when i chose it.

I REMAIN A SQUIRREL AT HEART, THOUGH, NEVER FEAR!

[your-only-pancho]

WHERES THE SQUIRREL

WHY IS THE SQUIRREL GONE

[unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream]

Food Finish edible spray paint

[counterpunches]

#nah man gold apples are a bad idea #i’ve read this story it doesn’t end well

[your-only-pancho]

Boss! Boss, all the food could be blue!

[your-only-pancho]

Yesterday somebody scritched my tummy and I don't remember anything after that.

[theanimalblog]

Submission by: tharakanenator

[your-only-pancho]

Maybe if I stand against the tree, I can make it fall out!

[llbwwb]

Gimme! by Justin Lo.

[your-only-pancho]

...it sees me...

[electricspacekoolaid]

Orion Shines Over Mustard Fields in India

Veteran astrophotographer Ajay Talwar of the photography group The World at Night captured this image of Orion from Uttarakhand, India, on Dec. 19, 2012. 

 Ajay Talwar / The World at Night 

[your-only-pancho]

Walk! Walk! Mice! Rabbits! Let's go!

[failpets-blog]

“It puts the lobster in the pot…”

[your-only-pancho]

...I'm glad the Boss doesn't do that...

[arbore-de-rosa]

[emfozzeswithchocolate]

Oooh this reminds me of that one place I visited with Sker’ret. He found a number of tasty snacks around there.

[your-only-pancho]

I see some tasty snacks heading right toward me. But why does my nose hurt when I try to bite it?

[ennoblingtheinternet]

Solstice on Wellakh, Part II

“I can’t do this,” said Roshaun ke Nelaid am Seriv am Teliuyve am Meseph am Veliz am Teriaunst am det Wellakhit, irritably tossing the guest list back onto the table and turning his head away.

Across the table, his father Nelaid fixed him with one of his...

[your-only-pancho]

Ponch bounded across the room and leaped onto Roshaun, putting his paws as high as he could in order to lick at Roshaun's face. Judging by the state of his underbelly, he had either been here for a while and managed to find a mud pit somewhere in the plains of Wellakh, or he had detoured on the way. Whichever it was, he was now enthusiastically making it his business to be heard.

"Roshaun! Roshaun! Hihi! 'Mela said we could come to the party and then Dairine said we could come if I asked you and so I am asking, and she says I have to be very brave and careful! I am very brave and sometimes careful. She says you have food, do you have blue food, can I have some? Oh, hi, I love you!"

[coconut-whisper]

ALRIGHT FINE I GET IT BIKES

[messages-fromthestars]

Sounds like you’re tired of the ads. 

[jazzhandsmcleg]

Who wouldn’t be? This store really needs to get a handle on themselves.

[coconut-whisper]

JAZZ NOT YOU TOO

[messages-fromthestars]

Well we can wheel these out all day~ 

[azvolrien]

I certainly wouldn’t want to break the chain!

[messages-fromthestars]

I think we should all probably get a grip.

[jazzhandsmcleg]

Nah, why bother to tread carefully?

[megparsec]

Seems like this post is really kicking the puns into high gear, yes?

[your-only-pancho]

Look! Look, Boss! Bikes!

[bubba-joan]

[fireandwonder]

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

I just realized that the reason I love Dug so much is that he talks like Ponch.

[jenesaispourquoi]

Ponch/Dug brotp 6evr

[your-only-pancho]

Can I hide under your porch?

#who is Dug? I want to meet him!

[jenesaispourquoi]

Was that question directed at me, Ponch? (Being the one you reblogged it from.) Anyway, if i had a porch you could hide under it. And Dug is that dog in the picture, from a movie called Up. Do you ever watch TV with Kit? Tell him you want to watch this movie.

Or come visit me and we can watch it together ;)

[your-only-pancho]

I don’t understand the TV. It yells a lot. It doesn’t have very consistent opinions. It likes to do terrible pranks like making doorbell noises or barking. The Boss says there are other people talking, but I looked and it was just the TV.

I would love to come visit you, but I am not supposed to go on my own, even if I am bored and there are squirrels. I could maybe bring the Boss after school some time? If he’s not busy with homework and wizardry?

But… but… so many porches, so little time.

[jenesaispourquoi]

Well here is the summary of the story then. A boy and a man go on an adventure and they meet Dug, a talking dog. Dug wants to have a boss very much, and he loves the man, but the man is sad and does not want a dog and is sort of mean to Dug. But by the end of their trip, the man becomes happy again, and he becomes Dug’s boss. That is the part that is in these pictures.

[your-only-pancho]

That is a sad story, but also a happy one. We should visit them!

[bubba-joan]

[fireandwonder]

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

I just realized that the reason I love Dug so much is that he talks like Ponch.

[jenesaispourquoi]

Ponch/Dug brotp 6evr

[your-only-pancho]

Can I hide under your porch?

#who is Dug? I want to meet him!

[jenesaispourquoi]

Was that question directed at me, Ponch? (Being the one you reblogged it from.) Anyway, if i had a porch you could hide under it. And Dug is that dog in the picture, from a movie called Up. Do you ever watch TV with Kit? Tell him you want to watch this movie.

Or come visit me and we can watch it together ;)

[your-only-pancho]

I don't understand the TV. It yells a lot. It doesn't have very consistent opinions. It likes to do terrible pranks like making doorbell noises or barking. The Boss says there are other people talking, but I looked and it was just the TV.

I would love to come visit you, but I am not supposed to go on my own, even if I am bored and there are squirrels. I could maybe bring the Boss after school some time? If he's not busy with homework and wizardry?

But... but... so many porches, so little time.

[bubba-joan]

[fireandwonder]

#there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

I just realized that the reason I love Dug so much is that he talks like Ponch.

[jenesaispourquoi]

Ponch/Dug brotp 6evr

[your-only-pancho]

Can I hide under your porch?

[your-only-pancho]

TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 5 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten favorite blogs and tell them they are it~ (~emmfozzeswithchocolate)

1. When 'Mela was younger, she gave me something tasty with a bunch of pepper in the middle and I spent all day sneezing.

2. I remember the Boss and the Boss's sisters being smaller and rounder, but I've always felt me-shaped. This is worrying.

3. People keep telling me that sugar will rot my teeth and then giving me tasty things under the table.

4. Speaking of under the table, it's very hard to fit there, especially when people give me tasty things and my tail starts to take up a lot more space.

5. I love you! If you're reading this in English, or the Speech, or if you're not reading it at all, even if you're reading it in Ailurin, I love you! There isn't really enough of me to hold all of the love I have for you, but I will do my best to make up for it!