Dear feedee courtiers,
Welcome to the Estate of the one and only Pudgy Thighness. 👑 Your favorite twenty four year old plushy poundcake princess 🍰 Have I slipped from your memory? 🥺 I certainly hope not, for not a day has passed that I haven’t thought of my cherished guests.
Many of you know I stepped away from the kingdom for a time to tend to matters of the mind and fulfill my royal duties beyond these castle walls. 🏰✨ The realm has since settled, the gates have reopened, and I am delighted to welcome you home once more.
Before you enter the estate, a few matters of courtly etiquette…
📜 Be gracious to your fellow courtiers; kindness is always in fashion.
📜 This is a 21+ estate. Minors shall not cross these gates.
📜 Consent, respect, and proper manners are expected at all times.
📜 This shall remain a faceless estate. While I delight in sharing pieces of my journey, my identity beyond these castle walls shall remain my own. I kindly ask that this boundary be respected.
📜 While I adore hearing from my guests, I cannot promise a reply to every letter sent my way. (Blame the castle messenger’s slow stride!)
📜 Courteous conversation is always welcome. Demands, entitlement, or discourteous conduct will be shown the gates.
📜 Admire the estate as you please, but remember that the lady of the house is entitled to moments of peace beyond her royal duties.
📜 Above all else, enjoy your stay, respect your fellow guests, and have fun exploring the kingdom.
Now, allow me to offer a proper tour…
#Courtyard🏰
Royal proclamations, personal musings, and conversations with my esteemed guests.
#Vineyard🍷
Feast-worthy feedings, culinary indulgence, and all things delectably decadent.
#Drawing Room🫖
Portraits, photosets, and exclusive glimpses into palace life.
#Bed Chambers🛏️
A more intimate corner of the estate, reserved for my 21+ admirers.
#Secret Passage🌙
Hidden treasures, asks, reblogs, and the occasional royal surprise.
Whether you are a loyal courtier returning to familiar halls or a wandering soul discovering this little kingdom for the very first time, know that you are warmly received. Roam the grounds, linger as long as you please, and do not hesitate to announce your presence.
After all… every castle is made grander by the company it keeps!














