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Hey kiddo, stop by to talk ta ya old man fo' a sec'?
Hewwo!!! Mi just wanted to say hi! You seems so nice! What's your favorite show? Mine is definitely Bear in the Big Blue House, is da best!
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Hey kiddo! Well thank ya fer the compliment bug, i ain't watch shows all that much but i like Marvel. If ya got any recommendations I'd appreciate that a whole lot, but you ain't gotta bub! Bear in the Big Blue House is a great show! I love that show, would definitely recommend it ta littles! Love ya kiddo!
hi hi again me got mad and threw chair at me teacher
Well that ain't no fun is it? Ya okay now? Sorry fer the real late response, Dad's been real busy. Oughta try to calm down first, now I ain't know what you got, if ya have a disorder of sum'thin'. But maybe try box breathing kiddo, breathe in for 4 seconds, hold for 4 seconds, and breathe out for 4 seconds. I'll add a picture fer ya kiddo. Love you kiddo! Stay safe bug.
Hi dad!
Uh can’t remember if I’ve sent another ask or not.
I went to the park hoping to go on the swings but there were scary teenagers in there so I just sat on a bench on my ds. Gonna try next week!
Hey kiddo, real sorry for the late response Ollie, Dads been real busy! Thats no fun, them teenagers probably meant no harm but i get how ya were scared. Tell me how you've been if ya want kiddo! Love ya, take care of yerself!
(forgot to add this in my original ask this stuff so take it as like a revised version if it works. You can delete the other ask from me if need be.)
Hai there! Ur blog is super cool and uhm… I wanted to say hai!
I hope ur ok with a little alien (an irken) being around? If so, you can call me Johnny!
If it’s ok to have the 🐛 emoji for my anon tag, then I’ll take it!
I think ur ok with masc terms so I’ll remember!
Hey kiddo! Well thank ya for the compliment bub, appreciate it very much! I'm fine with ya bein' a little alien Johnny, ain't make no difference ta me. You can be the caterpillar anon! Ya like caterpillars kiddo? Cya bug, love you!
Hey kiddos! Dad's back from recovery :) questions will be being answered, therefore the ask box will be closed! Sorry kid.
hey kiddo, you almost forgot your medicine!! we can’t have that now can we?
hey!! you can’t just shake your head at me-
alright, fine… how about i take mine first, so you can see how easy it is? after all, you can’t get all big and strong like i am without taking your medicine!!
Hi I’m new!
My names Oakley and I’m a little and a middle. Currently for healing I’m staying in middle space so 12-15 (I’m 12 now!) I’m slowly finding more blogs like yours and it makes me happy. Oh and my pronouns are he/they cause I’m a boy hehe.
Just double checking, I can call you dad? I’m autistic so I like to double check
Hey kiddo! Ya can call me dad kid, i dont mind at all! My only boundary is to keep it masculine. Oakley is a real pretty name aint it kid? Love ya kiddo!
hi hi I am little I new here just wanted to say hii
Hey kiddo! Yer new here ain't ya? Well welcome kiddo! Ya seem like a sweet kid aint ya? Love ya kiddo!
dada? What if I licked the floor? Just to know how it tastes? Just a tiny tiny lick?
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Bunny no! The floors dirty kiddo, it has icky things on it. I dont think it'd taste very well anyways, yer gon' get yerself sick kiddo. No lickin' floors. Love ya my little bunny, stay safe and no lickin the icky floors!
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hi dada me has sever fibro an m kne so so so so so sor me knitin m wachn comfrt sho, dada me wana be tny tny wan baba n snugls :(
Ow kiddo! That sounds like no fun at all kid, yer dada knows all about bein' sore. He got some medical issues of his own, they aint fun ever. Ya can be a teeny tot if ya need to, have yer baba little one, ya cant feel it but I'll be right beside ya givin' ya reaall big cuddles! Love you kiddo, take care of yerself!
tips for regressors with periods!
keep your socks on, little one!
our feet are our temperature regulators! if your feet are warm, your body will be much warmer <3 being warm relaxes our muscles and promotes blood flow to lessen any pain!
try to sleep in a better position!
clutch a stuffie to your chest and sleep in the fetal position to reduce pressure on your back! or you can try to loaf like a kitty cat with a pillow under your chest and stomach!
drink warm beverages!
warm water is always a go-to, but there are yummier options too!
you can try ginger/chamomile/raspberry leaf tea (add honey to sweeten) if you like, or some warm angel milk <3 you can add a little bit of tumeric to your angel milk with a dash of cinnamon and the tiniest bit of black pepper to activate it (no, you can't taste the pepper! trust me!)
oh, and this is the perfect time to drink some hot chocolate as well! (try out dark chocolate if it isn't too bitter for you!)
please eat your fruits and veggies!
carrots, oranges, apples, mangoes, broccoli, spinach, sweet potatoes, beans, peas, and lentils are some good options to incorporate into your diet! try making a yummy smoothie or adding a new veggie to your dinners <3
use a heating pad (be careful)!
you can use an electric one if you have one, but here are some more afforadable options:
- use a hot water bottle or thermos
- make a small pouch out of fabric and make sure the ends are fully glued/sewn shut! fill it with uncooked rice and secure the last opening. warm it up in the microwave for about a minute and boom! a reusuable heating pad <3
- dampen a washcloth and put it in a plastic bag. warm it in the microwave for thirty seconds and use it on top of a blanket or your shirt if it's thick enough!
- (last resort option) my laptop gets really hot when i play the sims because i have sooo many mods hehe, but i just make sure there's a barrier between my skin and the laptop and it works as a heating pad! plus, i get to play my games comfortably
overnight pads and period diapers!
i know many people dislike overnight pads because of how bulky they are, but they are a good alternative if you don't have access to or dislike diapers! they are mostly mess free and you don't have to get up often in the middle of the night! they are also really comforting if you like a little bit of padding when regressed.
period diapers are always a good option! they can be worn under flowy skirts and dresses and aren't as noticeable as other types of diapers! they are really comfy too!
warm baths!
bring in your favorite toys, your bubbliest soaps, and your favorite tunes! just make sure your bathwater isn't too hot, okay? i recommend adding a little bit of coconut oil into the water to make your skin super soft!
if you are experiencing dry skin or have eczema, try an oat bath! you can use a food processor to ground up oats so they dissolve in the water, or you can pack some oats into a clean sock/tights, tie off the end, and let it soak in the water!
nope, kiddo, no more scrolling and losing track of time. come lay in the fort.
Papaaaa >< uhh buhh whuh if Hex hypothetically (das big wurd) uhh ate glitter glue.?
Hexxxx🦇🍼
Kiddo ya can't eat glitter glue! Yer gonna get sick, its full o' chemicals and glitter! Yer not supposed ta eat that yaknow, if it was a little ya might be fine but ya should go to the doctor either way kid. Love ya little bat, stay safe and no more glitter glue rascal!
Hey kiddo! Have ya eaten yet? Drank water? Lets get ourselves some lunch, yeah? Go ta the kitchen, and fix yerself something nice and healthy up! Dairy, meat, fruit and grains! Get all yer food groups covered kiddo! And make sure ta drink some water, yer body needs liquids and nutrition ta run! Love ya kiddo, and have a good lunch lovebug!
Hey kiddos! Just cleaned out my inbox! Feel free ta send some asks in kids, just don't be a little rascal!