A Deep Sea Diver Who Is Swimming With A Raincoat

Elijah. 26. Resident and child of Missouri. Chronically depressed. Trans nb man. Husband. They/them or he/him pronouns. Feminist. Body positive. Death positive. Sex positive.

[nugromancer]

When I say I cackled...

[cacospirit]

Spite: I don’t trust that man… smells like… scared rabbit, cowering in its den…

Lucanis: That’s ridiculous, you can’t…

Taash: No he’s right, he does smell like a scared rabbit

Lucanis:

 Taash: Why are you all so stupid

[cacospirit]

the gang reacts to Spite

Spite: *acting up*

Davrin: That thing is an abomination, we cannot trust it 

Bellara, nervously putting index fingers together: That’s not how possessions usually work is it

Neve: whenever there’s a demon, there’s trouble

/meanwhile/

Taash, hits Spite with a rolled up newspaper: No! Bad Spite! Down! Spite: *hisses*

[vonspe]

Watcher Emmrich Volkarin and Curiosity, circa 9:30 Dragon

[multicolouredmonster]

they're both doing their best and love their weird lil sons so SO much

[farore05]

I’m living for this dynamic. 🤭

[eli-fs-world-deactivated2023020]

[navybrat817]

a/b/o vibes. ❤️

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

[wyrmoftheweb]

I'm about to have a wii fit

[lonelylittledot]

rip Mr Collins, you would have loved Patreon

[taciturn-nerd]

Mr. Collins at the end of his Youtube videos: And of course, my most grateful salutations to my highest tier Patron, the honorable Lady Catherine de Bourgh, without which my humble videos would not be possible and my utmost thanks for the many invitations to galas at your luxurious estate this past year...

[This goes on for ten more minutes]

[striders]

this isn’t a new or hot take or anything but the current trend of people just recording strangers in public is so fucking annoying and low key terrifying. the fact that someone can decide that i’m moving weird at the grocery store and record a video of me and get it reposted by barstool sports or whatever on tiktok makes me want to maul someone

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[senshidaily]

sera myu appreciation

[ticcytx]

A bunch of Makoami art from Twitter

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t recommend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

[cressidium]

The only gladiator from this fair city to ever earn his freedom upon the sands. A true god of the arena. I give you Gannicus!