Goody, you finally made it!

I've been expecting you.

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

shes got a short skirt and a looooooong skirt

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

@princessnijireiki really really awesome

[despazito]

[filmphotofranz]

[orteil42]

utterly delightful family of words and things

[oneheadtoanother]

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[ivehearditbothgays]

that's not his name!!

[starfish-spencer]

POV: You're Chief Vick 0.05 seconds after announcing the murder case of the week

[jes12321]

AU where Shawn isn’t hyper-observant, he just knows he’s in a tv show and puts it together from the evidence that gets highlighted

[threedollarsdotcom]

new pronouns: its/isnt

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[orteil42]

an extremely important skill to build up online is being able to tell when someone is quoting lyrics from a song you haven't heard, or perhaps lines from some kind of skit

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[lesbianmasterchief]

when I was a young child I thought that jesus came out of any cave. like the cave from that bible story was just anywhere. he could do that at any point in any cave. like minecraft mob spawning rules

[charlesoberonn]

Confirmed Markiplier Haters:

1. LA gangs

2. Tofu the snake