Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
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One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost
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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice
I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.
In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.
#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone
Honestly, bullshitting effectively is one of the best things that college teaches you, which is another reason AI is terrible
march 22nd, through the years 🎂
Wondermark #1582; Limit Your Scream Time
It’s Sister Rosetta Tharpe’s birthday! Let’s all listen to some sweet electric guitar riffs and thank the Godmother of Rock and Roll for making it happen.
March 20, 1915 - October 9, 1973
Right down to all of your faculties being decrepit from relying on a sinister adviser.
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly
Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century
from The Hunt Museum, Limerick
i was compelled
im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab
shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet
oh no this is still getting notes
this broke 10,000 notes so
results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it
I’ve made a mistake
well he believes me now!
ABORT ABORT ABORT
yeah. yeah,,,,
Prints available in my store!