hi, my name is alex, and welcome to this joke blog:)
-Why did you make this?
i made this blog as a joke since i love the “your fave is a ___” blogs. so i thought of my own! based on true events since i got barked at when i was at a choir event💀
-What’s the rules for this blog?
basically, don’t be bigoted and don’t take this seriously. this is entirely a satire blog and nothing here is serious except for the fact i don’t want to see any hateful comments regarding race, sexuality, gender identity, etc. also, another one being you can submit whoever you want as long as submissions are open:)
What’s the flag mean?
the flag is something i made up on ibispaint X so let’s take a look!
brown- the color of dog fur
blue- crying bc you’ve been barked at
pink- blushing from embarrassment at the fact you’ve been barked at
white- the feeling of needing to be cleansed after being barked at
hope to work with you all soon!
-alex(he/they)