your fav is microwaveable

i wont explain what this means. requests OPEN

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

intro post. we did ants already stop asking

hi.

welcome to yourfavismicrowaveable where we decide if your favourite fictional (or real) characters are microwaveable or not.

rules: if your request sucks i’m not doing it. literally 1984

also if you send a pic of the character along with your request itll be more likeley to get done ❤

this blog has two mods. you may not know our names.

here’s the flag. i can’t tell you what the colours are from or what they mean. don’t worry about it.

[parasitoidism]

Fuck you jonathan

[skittybot]

I just wanna address the rumours real quick; I am NOT microwave safe. do not put me in there

[aceroustribade]

@yourfavismicrowaveable

[gtws-in-various-places]

PLEASE PUT HIM IN THE MICROWAVE 🙏

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

shiki nanaya from shin megami tensei iv is microwaveable

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Joker from Persona 5 is microwaveable!

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Pencils are microwaveable!

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 1 - Side B

Johnathan (Shin Megami Tensei IV) vs Father Paul (Midnight Mass)

Johnathan (Shin Megami Tensei IV)

Father Paul (Midnight Mass)

Voting ended onJun 12, 2023

Propaganda below ⬇️

Johnathan

Catholicism doesn’t really exist in the game but it also kind of does. Basically, Johnathan didn’t know that God existed until one day all the angels started coming down from heaven to have a war with the demons from hell. And then Johnathan made a pledge to go serve god and heaven and kill all humans living on earth because they were like “unfit” or “unclean” or something. So then Johnathan’s friend Walter goes to hang out with satan and then they become enemies :( But he’s basically catholic even if he doesn’t directly call himself that so i’m gonna say yes.

Johnathan literally fuses himself with god to become merkabach. He is unhinged. At the start of the game i thought he was cool because he didn’t want me to kill my best friend like WALTER did. And unlike WALTER, johnathan didn’t fuck up the boss fight with the minotaur. But then johnathan became really really bourgeoise or bougie idk whatever idk how to spell it. And then johnathan was like “FUCK POOR PEOPLE” and i was like no girl nooooo. But johnathan wanted to fuse himself with god and wipe all humans off the face of the earth because heaven thought they were impure. So he was trying to invoke the angels of destruction so badly and i was like johnathan you can’t do that son, and so i had to beat his ass. And then by extension i had to also beat god’s ass. And then i don’t really remember what happens but johnathan was essentially the most catholic guy in existence considering i don’t know anybody else who was chill enough with god to do steven universe fusion with him.

ok so like in smt theres alignments . chaos neutral and law. jonathan is the local lawboy and this means hes like the one who rather follow the rules already established and reject radical changes. but anyways hes also shown to be some sort of follower of god in this world and also of the like. local religion or whatever in mikado (where everyone is from) and hes very devoted to the cause and to keep things peaceful as they are now instead of trying to change shit up like walter (the chaosboy)

if he wants to commit genocide who am i to say no

has one fight with friend and decides to become an angel about it and nuke tokyo off the map

Fuses with literal biblical angels to become another angel that then wants to genocide anyone deemed ungodly/unclean by the biblical higher powers (which includes the entire population of Tokyo. And people who read manga).

Dude he is absolutely insane. He's my poor little meow meow. The party got high and he rolled around on the floor and meowed because he thought he was a cat. He is also so insanely gay. Like stupidly queer coded . that just makes the catholic guilt hit harder tbh

Gay boy who dies in every timeline

Paul

he's like if renfield from dracula was cool youth pastor.

He's also a priest, who essentially becomes a vampire due to an "angel" and tries to convert the entire town. He also runs an Alcoholics Anonymous group. I love him

Listen you've probably gotten this guy idk how many times but JUST IN CASE, I submitted him. He's a priest who fell in love and had a lesbian daughter. He becomes a vampire after his money-laundering fundie simp sent him to the Holy Land. He's so torn up over his lover having dementia and God allowing so much overwhelming death that he decides he's going to try to Cure Death Forever but oh boy is it a slippery slope and the man is surrounded by enablers.

so i binged watch the chosen (it's a drama series but it's the bible) and I needed to balance or else Id be insane so I watched midnight mass. It was good. Fuck this rat -- op

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

have you ever looked closely at our flag? that's right. you know what to do. vote jonathan. or else.

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

friends, followers, esteemed microwavers.... would you all be interested in a "most microwaveable character poll"?

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Coirpre from Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War is microwaveable!

[loveerpdf-deactivated20230119]

is he microwaveable girl. is he

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Shirou Emiya from Fate/Stay Night is microwaveable!

[cammydore-deactivated20240420]

hes so fucking ugly hes such a putrid little fiend

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Reigen from Mob Psycho 100 is microwaveable!

[hustlerose]

i'm not arguing with a microwaveboy.

[unofficial-horse-extract]

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[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Iris Sagan from AI: The Somnium Files is microwaveable!

[yourfavismicrowaveable]

Kaname Date from AI: The Somnium Files is microwaveable!