~ Jester ~

[guywhogotcrushedbyatree]

I just know your precious locks is a wig.

COME HERE I SHALL PROVE IT TO EVERYONE.

@annabel-lee-whitlock

*He tugs on her hair harshly, only for it to not move at all*

Ah...aha aha...uh-

THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS THE FRENCH MAN.

*sprints away*

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?? IVE DONE NO SUCH THINGS!

yet atleast

NOW NEXT TIME YOU BETTER INVITE ME OR IM TELLING LENORE

[guywhogotcrushedbyatree]

DUKE YOU BEAUTIFUL FRENCH MAN.

of course i would Invite you! i need someone to annoy that British headache with anyways!

you seem like a man who knows how to throw people off ledges!

i might need that!

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

THEODORE YOU FABULEUX MAN!

it will be a great pleasure to help you get rid of that flower with Thorns.

Thank you! You seem like the type of man who knows how to hunt its pray!

Amazing duo if you ask me!

[guywhogotcrushedbyatree]

Amazing duo indeed!

Lets just not tell Lenore....i don't think she'd appreciate our plans against Annabel.

And i hate her scoldings.

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Oh we certainly mustnt.

Id rather not have her scold me eather, mon Amie.

[guywhogotcrushedbyatree]

I just know your precious locks is a wig.

COME HERE I SHALL PROVE IT TO EVERYONE.

@annabel-lee-whitlock

*He tugs on her hair harshly, only for it to not move at all*

Ah...aha aha...uh-

THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS THE FRENCH MAN.

*sprints away*

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?? IVE DONE NO SUCH THINGS!

yet atleast

NOW NEXT TIME YOU BETTER INVITE ME OR IM TELLING LENORE

[guywhogotcrushedbyatree]

DUKE YOU BEAUTIFUL FRENCH MAN.

of course i would Invite you! i need someone to annoy that British headache with anyways!

you seem like a man who knows how to throw people off ledges!

i might need that!

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

THEODORE YOU FABULEUX MAN!

it will be a great pleasure to help you get rid of that flower with Thorns.

Thank you! You seem like the type of man who knows how to hunt its pray!

Amazing duo if you ask me!

[guywhogotcrushedbyatree]

I just know your precious locks is a wig.

COME HERE I SHALL PROVE IT TO EVERYONE.

@annabel-lee-whitlock

*He tugs on her hair harshly, only for it to not move at all*

Ah...aha aha...uh-

THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS THE FRENCH MAN.

*sprints away*

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON?? IVE DONE NO SUCH THINGS!

yet atleast

NOW NEXT TIME YOU BETTER INVITE ME OR IM TELLING LENORE

[foxy-cleo6]

Hot take from @velvette-vignette, they should kill off Annabel Lee

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Why as a proffecional Annabel Lee hater! I agree

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

I cast period cramps upon ye

OH MON AMIE

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

ven vill you vear wigs

(Please tell me you get the reference😭)

Only if you ask me ✨Mon amie✨

Ooc: hehe dont worry, i do ;3

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Will you wear wigs?

Simple answer my friend!

Do you want me to?

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Hello my favourite french man! How do you take care of those luscious locks of yours? (Better locks then Annabel Lee if i do say)

Hello hello!

Why you are correct! My locks are much better than those of that Queen Bee.

Now, i will tell you a secret, that is about how i style my ✨fabuleux✨ hair

Or however you say it in english again

Well i ofcourse want to keep them as healthy and as fluffy as possible as they can possibly be

The secret is in keeping them from frizzling and making sure to keep the moisture

But at the same time not allowing them to be oily

I revive my curls every morning

with water and leave in conditioner so my hair is in the best

And Mrs.Poppet wonders why im late every day

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

do you wear wigs?

Ohoho! Mon amie, bold questions!

I certainly do not!

My ✨fabuleux✨ locks are natural!

Not like that fake Annabel Lee’s

But if you do want to see me in a wig, just ask me i might just give in ;3

Do await tho, the next ask reply will be the secret of how i keep my locks so fresh

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

how many times a day to you tend to your moustache, does it get princess treatment?

Congratulations! You are my first ask!

And to answer your question.

Why ofcourse i tent to it almost every day, Mon amie

I style, comb and trim it whenever i get the chance!

Its apart of my ✨look✨

To answer your question. Whenever i can!

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Im bored people. Give me some asks

Dont be boring yall!

Thats all. Duke out!

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Just gotten 10 demetrits for sleeping in class

It’s not my fault that i can barely sleep from her doings.

But! On a high note! I did get to hang her like a chandelier

Even if Lenore stopped me.

But! On a even higher note! I have finally gotten 100 Demetrits! We should throw a celebration for that.

Lets throw stones at the one who put me in the wall everyone. @annabel-lee-whitlock

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Im like totally in class right now

Ms. Poppet is taking about.. well whatever it is shes teaching right now

Tho from that blush on her cheeks i could assume its the Deans shes talking ‘bout

Anywho i should do something to keep myself awake. Could barely sleep since the wall incident

[annabel-lee-whitlock]

With great disgust. I have been sent by the “husband with an ‘increadible’ ass”. Since for whatever reason Lenore calls herself that.

But i have been sent to apologize for almost pushing you off of that balcony

Im not sorry

Here’s a gift basket as an apology

I hope you drop it

Goodness!

Duke, you are simply too kind.

And an apology!

I couldn't be happier that you are finally apologising for dangling me off of a balcony like some sort of miscellaneous home decor.

Whatever can I get you in return..

How about.. hm.. setting simple.

You never had much class. You wouldn't want anything fancy.

Oh! I know~

I hope you can hold your breath~

And you needn't worry, I'll dispose of that chernobyl starter kit.

[yourfavouritefrench-man]

Oh, Madame! You needn’t to fancy me anything in return!

I doubt anyone likes your gifts anyway

Why i believe even the most outrageous of chandeliers would do a better job as a dangling decor.

Tho if we’re speaking of unclassy. I would have just the thing for you!

But i believe you’d hate to recieve an unclassy gift!

Even if it took a while to put together

After all, what proper lady would favour a compilation of their “Husband”?

[sammyy-ly]

My contribution to the Nevemore fandom today :3

I seen this trending on tiktok so ofocurse i had to make it (reposting cuz i accidently posted without a sound)