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[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[kontrollsysteme]

when she says “ooo” I die

[spicy-season]

They aired this!!!

[biyaself]

I can’t

[capybarabae-deactivated20190812]

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

[anxietyproblem]

[yourfriendlygreenhexagon]

I actually put in effort to use this website again for maybe the first night in over a year to get away from my main socials and I get smacked with this.

Okay!

[ruinedchildhood]

[beardedmrbean]

[bottommemes]

celestial seasonings cock destroyer tea

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[twistcmyk]

it's that time of year again! HAVE FUN

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[bobacupcake]

video game fruits!! 🍓

[frenchbullpigs]

[a-tian]

[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

[papayajuan2019]

[radiofreederry]

Games media is so fucking weird dude

[bass-borot]

[zanephillips]

Matthew Lillard in Summer Catch (2001)

[astraldemise]

i know that in pokemon id have my bisharp be my partner pokemon because its the combination of my two favorite types but i think everyone would fucking hate me for it. i go to meet my friends for a pint and theyre like "oh hey cyrus havent seen ya in ages how are y- oh. you brought ornstein with you." and i just have this weird fucked up human shaped fusion of bladed weaponry and 80s straight to video cartoon movie bad guy standing behind me and if i dont keep it distracted by letting it play clash of clans on my phone it will start hunting the bar goers for sport

[astraldemise]

idk i feel like humanoid pokemon could have human-like intelligence but at the same time i dont think they should i dont know. sure he knows how to use a phone but i dont think my bisharp is smart i think he eats car air fresheners because theyre shaped like plants. he cant get poisoned because hes a steel type but its probably very jarring for people to see the same pokemon that chased them around a parking lot with its knife hands get dragged away from the cleaning aisle in tesco because he wants to drink the laundry detergent

[astraldemise]

dont even think about it.

[moringmark]

[clickbeetle]

before glass onion: idk like.. do we need sequels for everything? like i’m excited for it but i just don’t see how this’ll work

after glass onion:

[wizardshark]

The thing about being James Bond for 15 years is that you kinda forget that Daniel Craig has the fucking range to be anything