Maybe this is a diary

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[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[weaselle]

[alexisthenedd]

I just witnessed a murder

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[delyluh]

guys remember when BTR and patchy the pirate from spongebob had a crossover

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

dare i say it? big time rush renaissance

[modernmutiny]

Relatable™ broadway lyrics

Hey guys, it’s me - the biggest disappointment you know (Breathe, In The Heights)

It sucks to be me (What Do You Do With a B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

I’m not wearing underwear today (I’m Not Wearing Underwear Today, Avenue Q)

I won’t grow up, I don’t wanna go to school (I Won’t Grow Up, Peter Pan)

Uhh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead (Cabinet Battle #2, Hamilton)

She’s always late for everything except for every meal (Maria, Sound of Music)

Tits and ass can change your life (Dance: Ten; Looks: Three, A Chorus Line)

God, I hate Shakespeare (God, I Hate Shakespeare, Something Rotten)

That’s why I’m a mess (Gee, Officer Krupke, West Side Story)

I feel pretty and witty and gay (I Feel Pretty, West Side Story)

It’s great to stay up late (Good Morning, Singing in the Rain)

I don’t blame my brain, but I do blame my penis. (My Unfortunate Erection, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

I’m not that smart (I’m Not That Smart, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

Daidle deedle daidle, Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb. All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum, If I were a wealthy man. (If I Were A Rich Man, Fiddler on the Roof)

I’m such a dork (The Club, In The Heights)

I really need this job, dear God I need this job, I hope I get this job (I Hope I Get It, A Chorus Line)

Hey, guess what? I’m gay! (If You Were Gay, Avenue Q)

If I only had a brain (We’re Off to See The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz)

Fours years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree. (What Do You Do With A B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

How’s life? Disappointing ( What Do You Do With A B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

So why don’t I have a boyfriend? Fuck, it sucks to be me. ( What Do You Do With A B.A. in English, Avenue Q)

Gimme a quarter -I don’t have any change Okay, so gimme a dollar (The Money Song, Avenue Q)

Gimme your money (The Money Song, Avenue Q)

There’s a moment you know you’re fucked, not an inch more to self-destruct (Totally Fucked, Spring Awakening)

feel free to add more, these are only the ones from musicals that are popular/ ones that i’ve seen, so there’s plenty more out there

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

sorry i’m late i forgot i existed

[walking-ibdb]

When Elphaba went "aAaAaaaaaaaa" I really felt that

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[that-catholic-shinobi]

That means you’re a selkie love

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

[fvckyouimaprophet]

Cats, directed by Tom Hopper

[mydarrkmind]

I’m afraid people gonna leave me because dealing with me and my sadness is too much.

[anemiaman]

Visit Original Link

[anemiaman]

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

[anemiaman]

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

[beep-beepster]

this is now rowlet’s theme

[immortalcheesewedge]

Finally, we know the whole story!

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

through a well, ask me but tell look too you fell, now youre away tray my soul wish, knees and a kiss wassum for this, now youre away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

took you’re t'call, no t'k fall gave me n'mall, do you’re away beg n b'steal, at first it’s real didn'b feel, but it’s away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad missed you so! (sad)

it’s hark right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe!

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad so c’baby

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

this, and i cannot stress this enough, changed my life

[heartgemsona]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Thank you Lesbianlinkle!

[secondbeatsongs]

seconded! your transcription is amazing!

[catchymemes]

The great Scottish egg rant...

[rk1700week]

This is hilarious because americans are the largest demographic to cause property damage in new zealand hotels/motels because they put the electric kettle on the cooktop.

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

what are yall caveman doing without a kettle??

[the-real-christkind]

To the people asking what to watch after GoT ended

I recommend Austrian politics

[imcatchingteardropsinmyhands]

Europe does not deserve these two boys and that’s the tea

[teddylupinsbrightbluehair]

I mean, Iceland wins biggest balls of the evening.

[izgu6ljena]

Every single year

Jury: Sweden

The rest of Europe: NO