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[bad1dimagines]

[clestroying]

I want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children. Like congratulations Mrs Smith heres your baby organic granola apple quinoa

[whenfatecollides]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

FUCKING ME

[mooseblogtimes]

[gold]

IM DYING

[cantpronouncefromtivoli]

This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website

[carazhan]

me: (is lonely)

me: (doesnt know how to reach out to friends without coming off as needy)

[dahft]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The difference between 4am and 5am is late as fuck and early as hell.

[gif-tv]

[newcrunchyp0rnflakes]

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

[mxmoony]

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

[the-real-eye-to-see]

I think they make us idiots, and pretend that they do not notice anything

[4gifs]

[tayl0rw3st]

This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

[sprectum-deactivated20140324]

He looks petrified

[gaywrites]

👏👏👏

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[sillyandquiteawkward]

how to waste 8 hours of your life

step 1: have to do something

step 2: dont

step 3: feel guilty you havent done it

step 4: conclude you are not allowed to do anything until you do the thing

step 5: dont

congratulations, youve wasted 8 hours of you life doing absolutely nothing

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Shotout to all the trans mlm out there!

You guys are handsome af and you guys don’t get enough credit for being so awesome, keep the good work and spreading the love!

 Please remember that you are worth loving and I hope you find a cute dude to date and love with all your glitter-filled heart! (or hope you the best for you and your partner if you are taken!) 

[lagonegirl]

[369youaintfine]

we need more sweet memes like this

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

Florida is like it’s own country I swear

[interruptingpanda]

I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.

[pumpkinskull]

oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?

[jimmyfury]

north florida is yes. The rest is not.

[kittydoom]

I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍

[wilwheaton]

Um. This is so wrong.

[oswinstark]

You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.

We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.

[kichizone]

[manwiththesquidhat]

clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas

[stopcallingmeapollo]

If you die in Seattle you respawn in a random Starbucks