HerHighness

[wnq-writers]

I want to know who you were before everything happened to you.

Maram Rimawi  (via wnq-writers)

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[pennanpayper]

*murders somebody*

*hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat*

*gets questioned by the police*

Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol”

Police: lol

Judge: lol

Inmate: lol

[yourheavenorhellg]

a man in public: *looks at me*

me: 🔪

[weaksorry]

can y’all believe that almost half of 2017 is like …. over

[real-lesbian-thoughts]

I don’t want to sound rude, but why do straight guys think they have a shot on lesbians? Have they seen girls? Have they seen what they’re up against?

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[yourheavenorhellg]

Charming: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Regina: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

[uncntrl]

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

[iraffiruse]

[tumbling-website]

Reblog for the last one

[inbreadshark-deactivated2016030]

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

[pemwin]

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

[twitblr]

Those aren’t my titties.

[centronorth]

[jazeth]

me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

[askyfullofwinterstarsss-deactiv]

[wordsnquotes]

I am a woman built upon the wreckage of myself.

Chris Cleave, Incendiary  (via wordsnquotes)

[dreamjerky]

[wnq-music]

Sometimes I don’t feel very social and I just go to sleep.

Ezra Koenig (via wnq-music)