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@yourirritatingfriend-blog
thanks for the food you brought from your fridge in manhattan and left in ours when we gave you shelter for 5 days post-hurricane
we really didn't want any of it (a bottle of wine is a more customary and preferable host gift, fyi), but hey, what do i know - maybe August 2011 was a really good vintage for ground turkey.
then you posed this question.
"I'm trying to work out the logistics of coming to your wedding. Do you think I might be able to crash at your mom's place?"
errrr, given that we've known you less than a year and you've never met our mom, i'm gonna say no.
first you asked for an invitation to our wedding.
a little forward, given our short acquaintance, but who are we to say no.
i wasn't there to hear you say this, but i trust the source of this quotation.
"I feel really bad for pandas, because they have to deal with the Chinese."
i still haven't taken your advice and put my new passport in the microwave for three minutes "to fry the RFID chip so that the government can't track your whereabouts at all times"
i wish i'd never seen this on the back of your toilet
i hope to god i never find out why it's there
yeah, i know that african gray parrots live a really long time and are super smart
i know this because you've told me countless times already.
did you seriously ask 1) if my fiance and i are from the same town 2) "because you both have fluorosis on your front teeth"?
1) you know we aren't, and 2) pointing out perceived faults is never polite.
that time we were at your apartment and you asked me to come into your darkened bedroom "to see the view"
fine, new jersey did look pretty from your window. thanks for not harming me.
when we're just chatting and then suddenly you're giving a lecture on African colonial history again
i'm pretty sure you aren't scheduled to teach on saturdays.
when you say things like "loo" and "jumper" and "paracetamol" even though you're from san diego
when we got pizza that time and you asked if we had parmesan cheese, and you unselfconsciously piled more and more on each slice, til the container was almost empty
that thing was full when we started, guy. now i have to go to the store.
that same time we were playing trivial pursuit and you said that bellingham, washington, was on whidbey island.
just because you lost your virginity to a girl from bellingham, washington (and, um, TMI, btw), does not mean you know where it is.
when we were playing trivial pursuit that time and you insisted that railroad sleeping cars were invented by the same company that ran the pinkerton detective agency
the answer was pullman, you clown.