A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldnāt help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, whileĀ watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, āreally Mom, I can tell what youāre thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing moreā.
About a week later the roommate remarked, āever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?ā
He responded, āWell Iām sure she didnāt but I will email her and ask just to be sureā he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
Iām not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didnāt take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you donāt sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
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