[frogliftcertified]

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

[frogliftcertified]

OK 👍 that is helps

[eclogues]

i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free

[drops-of-universe]

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

[cannibalchicken]

[hotvampireadjacent]

LMFAO HE WAS HAVING HIS DAY OFF?

[stylecouncil]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[supernovaodessa]

[selkiewizard]

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[cinnamonchaos]

I deserve it

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[pyroclastic727]

god i hope so

[mysharona1987]

[beradan]

I swear I am going to start a seminar in How to Exist in Public. We do not block our coworker from getting their food out of one microwave while waiting for our food in the other microwave. We do not walk four carts abreast through the grocery store, nor do we park our cart next to an end cap and wander off to another aisle. We do not start making a left turn we will not be able to complete, thereby bringing the entire intersection to a screeching halt. We do not stop dead in the middle of the hallway to answer a text. We live in a society.

[biglawbear]

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same