[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE: 2.05 + 3.02

[atomic--queer]

watching the new episode of the vampire lestat like

[slutatron-3000]

snoopy in the reverse bear trap <3

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

[strangesmallbard]

we used to post about swan queen

[strangesmallbard]

in 2012 a fan asked adam horowitz & edward kitsis during comic con if emma and regina are gay for real and emilie de ravin looked like someone just told her seven days. the rest of the cast & crew didn’t even know what gay people were and maintained that position for the next ten years EXCEPT for lana parrilla who read swan queen fanfiction at some point and we don’t even know which ones.

[strangesmallbard]

emma and regina once sat on two different benches ten feet apart and fic writers are writing fanfiction about it until THIS DAY. they’re the second most popular femslash ship on ao3. one time emma sacrificed her soul for regina’s happiness and jennifer morrison spent two years fervently saying no homo until emma’s wardrobe consisted entirely of nordstrom’s

[fricklefracklefloof]

a comic about tattoos

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Could mean good things!

[lets-nuke-it-from-orbit]

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

[evilwizard]

haha it’s funny you ask

[dailycatsblog]

[wifehaver103947]

i can't lie y'all imfeeling so much like Poogle 4 these days it's not eve3n funny

[ratsquinks]

just another one of those memories that haunts me daily

[thoodleoo]

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

[thoodleoo]

apparently stores are running out of hacky sacks. their voracity for hacky sack is outpacing the supply chain. beautiful hacky sack world

[beggars-opera]

Ahhh, it's the Great Yo-Yo Shortage of 1997 all over again

[biscuitttee]

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[thee-kt]

There's actually an 8th deadly sin and it's not paying enough attention to me

[macklesufficient]

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[liarsblade]

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.