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[paulgehleart]

5/7/2018: Hey, aspiring fantasy writers!

Having trouble deciding what role is best to give your character(s)? Well then, here is a collection of medieval-fantasy type jobs (both historical and fictional) in alphabetical order that can help you choose the right one.

Abbot; Abbess

Academic/Professor

Actor

Adventurer

Adviser

Alchemist

Alienist

Almoner

Animal trainer

Antiquarian

Apothecary

Arbalest

Arcanist

Archer

Architect

Armorer

Artificer

Artist

Assassin

Astrologer

Auctioneer

Author, Nonfiction

Bailiff

Baker; Baxter

Bandit (Outlaw, Thug, Highwayman, Plunderer, Marauder)

Banker

Barbarian

Barber

Bard

Barkeeper

Bathhouse Attendant

Beast Tamer

Beastmaster

Beggar

Berserker

Bishop

Blacksmith

Bladesmith

Bodyguard

Bookbinder

Bounty Hunter

Brewer; Brewster

Broker

Butcher

Butler

Candlemaker

Captain

Cardinal

Caregiver

Carpenter

Carriage driver

Carter (Carrier)

Cataphract

Chainsmith

Chamberlain

Chandler

Chaplain

Chariot racer

Cheesemaker

Chimneysweep

City guard

Cleric

Clerk

Cobbler

Confectioner

Constable; Marshal

Convict

Cook; Pastry chef

Cooper (barrels/buckets)

Copyist/Scribe

Cordwainer (Shoemaker)

Crusader

Dancer

Deacon

Dentist

Deprived

Detective

Diplomat

Diva

Dockworker

Doctor

Dog trainer

Domestic Servants

Dragonrider

Dressmaker

Druid

Duelist

Dyer

Embroiderer

Emperor/Empress

Enforcer of Laws against Rich Clothes

Engineer

Escapist

Explorer

Falconer

Farmer

Farrier (horse shoes)

Fighter

Fighting Clerics

Fisherman

Fishmonger

Flagellant

Fletcher

Florist

Footman

Friar

Furniture maker

Gardener

Gladiator/arena fighter

Glazier

Goldsmith

Gong Farmer

Grave Robber

Gravedigger

Guardian

Guru

Hack driver

Harbormaster

Hatter

Hay seller

Headsman; Hangman

Healer; Midwife

Hellion

Herald

Herbalist

Hermit

Hero

Houndmaster

Housewife

Hunter

Illuminator

Illusionist

Importer; Exporter

Innkeeper

Inquisitor

Interpreter

Inventor

Investigator

Jester or Fool

Jeweler

Judge

King

Knife thrower

Knight

Lady’s maid

Lawyer

Leper

Locksmith

Logger

Loremaster

Mage

Magician

Maid

Man-at-Arms

Mapmaker (Cartographer)

Mason

Master of Ceremonies

Mayor

Medium

Mercenary

Merchant

Messenger

Miller

Miner

Minstrel; Jongleur

Money Changer

Monk, Nun

Musician

Necromancer

Noble

Noblewoman

Nurse

Nursemaid/wetnurse

Occultist

Official

Oracle

Page

Painter

Paladin

Papermaker

Parchment and Ink Seller

Pardoner

Parson

Peasant

Peddler

Philosopher

Pilgrim

Pirate

Playwright

Poet

Polymath

Pontiff

Pope

Porter

Potioneer

Potter

Priest

Prince

Princess

Prisoner (hard labor)

Produce vendor

Prophet

Prostitute; Courtesan

Provost

Pyromancer

Queen

Ranger

Rat catcher

Ringmaster

Rogue

Ropemaker

Saddler (Yo mama!)

Sage

Sailor

Salt seller

Salter or Daysalter

Schoolmaster; Teacher

Sculptor

Sentinel

Seraph

Serf

Servant (laundry, kitchen, cleaner)

Shaman

Sheriff

Shieldmaiden

Shipwright

Shopowner

Silversmith

Skald

Slave

Slave trader

Smelter

Smuggler

Sniper

Soldier

Sorcerer/Sorceress

Spinster; Spinner

Spy

Squire

Stable hand

Stablemaster

Stained-Glass Artist

Steward

Stonemason

Street Cleaner

Strongman (or woman)

Summoner

Surgeon

Swashbuckler

Sweet maker

Tailor

Tanner (leather)

Taxman

Templar

Thatcher (thatched roofs)

Thief

Thrall

Torturer

Town Crier

Toymaker

Trapper

Traveling Merchant

Treasure hunter

Trickster

Troubadour

Tutor

Undertaker

Vestal

Viking

Wagoneer

Walker or Fuller

Wanderer

Warlock

Warlord

Warrior

Weapons instructor

Weaver; Webster (fabric, rugs, baskets)

Wheelwright

Wisewoman

Witch/Wizard

Witch Hunter

Wood-carver

Wool-carder

Yeoman

If there are more you want to add to the list, feel free to reblog and share your suggestions. The more the merrier!

(Note: Some jobs listed here are probably the same as certain others but with a different title.)

[cadaverkeys]

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

[spacecaptainglow]

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

[cadaverkeys]

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

[basiccaninefurry-deactivated201]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[moonblossom]

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

[goth-cowboy-deactivated20150401]

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

[bogleech]

A better way to bee

[yourlocalbusticket]

My dad's a little bitch,

but so am I.

[michaelnordeman]

2019 in review: July, part one. Red squirrels/ekorrar. 

[gentleshepherdess-deactivated20]

Belladonna of Sadness (1973)

[yourlocalbusticket]

I just want my mom to be happy

[mauriacs]

if im not stood at the helm of a 19th century pirate ship with the furious wind whipping at my billowing white shirt and the waves beating at the starboard side and my dark hair unraveling from its braid and my crew singing a shanty like a religious chant trying to make god hear them over the sound of the creaking of the mast and the screaming of the sea then whats the point

[yourlocalbusticket]

Sometimes you just gotta rip out your rib cage and crush all those bones.

[sneez]

ivan aivazovsky understood........he got it

[sneez]

this is what it’s all about

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[thecollectibles]

The Yellow Mind series by N Kayurova

Follow us at Instagram for more art inspiration  ♥ ♥

[yourlocalbusticket]

I will only watch Trolls World Tour for Country Western Tear, Hard Rock Tear, and Techno Beat-drop Button.

[askwizardsandwitches]

You wanna talk about HPRP? Lets fucking talk about it.

(TW: Mentions of pedophilia, and sexual abuse ) 

I was preyed on by a member of the HPRP community when i was 14. 

As I write this I am 17 and have been through three different kinds of therapy addressing what happened to me along with other issues. After three years I finally feel that I am in a place where this person cannot hurt me anymore and I can speak about this openly. 

A few years ago I was an active participant in the HPRP community. I made loads of friends and tried my best to make art for a fandom I deeply cared about. I still love making cosplay content and have a passion for Harry Potter. I abandoned this blog and many of my friends here because I felt lost and scared. I was being manipulated by a member of this community and a friend of mine. Abuse is a strong word but it is the only word I can find to fit the situation. 

I will not be naming names because that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I reached out to someone I admired online who was 20+ at the time and they invited me into their community. I wasn’t too concerned because there were some other underage people in their group and everyone seemed so lovely.  This was before the boom of the RP community happened and for the most part everyone knew everyone. This made the incidents that occurred that much more isolating. I had no one to talk to for fear of starting drama or being kicked out. I had no one else in my life at the time who I could be myself with. The HPRP community was my family. 

To keep things short and as trigger free as I can I will try to keep this vague. This person flirted, asked for and sent nudes, sent sexual messages and made advances when we met in person. 

Their hands wandered and they seemed very keen to introduce me to sexual concepts, images and such. Their comments were unacceptable and I felt trapped. They had power over me and I barely even realized. 

I know of other instances of this within the community and I know they are not the only ones. 

The HPRP came to me in a time of need and I was given some of my most treasured memories and I wouldn’t want to deter anyone from following their creative ideas. This community helped inspire and encourage me to attending a special art high school. I am thankful for all the things I gained from this blog but I will always regret not being more aware of predators online. This person wasn’t a 50 year old man lying about their age like my parents and teachers had said they would be. They were my friend. 

This is not intended to be related to the Buzzfeed discourse because I believe them to be two completely different things. 

I know this might not reach a whole lot of people because this blog has been inactive for years. I just need people to know. This can’t keep happening. 

SO THIS IS A PSA FOR MINORS IN THE HPRP COMMUNITY 

I know there are lots of you and i know you are all very mature and complex individuals. I will never argue these facts. The problem isn’t with you. 

You’ve read the books and watched the movies, you know that things are not always what they seem. Sometimes you see the monster coming and sometimes you don’t. I can’t tell you what to do but please be aware. Be aware of who has power over you. Be aware of what you post. If something feels wrong then you should investigate and keep yourself safe. Know that there are people to talk to about this (family, helplines, me, other members of the community, etc) 

Talking about these things is important. Its scary, and its important. 

Note: the person mentioned in this post is no longer and active part of the community. if they were I would have taken a much different approach to this. 

[studylou]

hi everyone! since the holidays are over for most of us, i thought i’d make an inspirational and motivational masterpost all about notes! upgrading your notes by changing the layout, adding doodles, banners, using sticky notes, changing your handwriting etc. motivates me personally to study! 

out with the sloppy last minute notes and in with the new!

handwriting

how to write in cursive

some fonts to try out

how to improve your handwriting

note taking systems

study methods summed up

stationery to make it all happen

sticker printables to jazz it up

notes

how to take lecture notes

how to annotate books

taking notes from a textbook - studyign

note taking system - theorganisedstudent

note taking system - emmastudies

another note taking system - academicmind

another note taking system - wonderfullifee

the 2 notebook method

note taking with highlighters and post its

pretty timelines

note taking printables

plot summary with sticky notes

20 uses of sticky notes

colour code your notes

method with columns 

the cornell note taking system

the cornell note taking system using onenote

in class notes

another in class note taking format

what are sketchnotes?

online whiteboard

flashcards

how to make flashcards

another how to make flashcards

an example

another example (with sticky notes)

and another example (biology)

8 ways to improve your flashcards

make  and test flashcards online

alternative to flashcards - studyign

print onto flashcards

mindmaps

how to mindmap (1)

how to mindmap (2)

some examples

apps

notability

banners

simple banner

more banners

it’s a banner party over here

banners (shown how to draw in gifs)

illustrate your notes

how to illustrate your notes - reviseordie

sketchnote tips (banners, lettering, doodles)

more sketchnote tips

even more sketchnote tips

how to make your notes pretty - theorganisedstudent

how to make your notes pretty - studyspoinspo

how to make your notes pretty - booksflowersandtea

what is visual note taking?

a visual alphabet

note taking printables

dot grid 

note outline printables

lined cornell method printable

grid cornell method printable

hope you all had a good rest and are ready for a new year of studying!

xoxo lou

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

[dnalkaline]

Ok I’m literally begging

I need my tuition paid off to graduate. I’m working on my senior thesis animation right now (gif related). I’m in the last semester. 

I can’t take out a loan because those require proof of income, so I’m paying off my tuition with my credit card soon, and then I need help paying it off in the long run. I have about 1.5k USD left to pay the school. That’s it. Then I’m done. I’m trying to find a job, but it’s hard due to my multiple disabilities.

Here’s my GoFundMe link

I do tarot readings here

Illustration commissions here

Geometric design commissions here

My portfolio site if you want to contact me for literally any other work that you might think of

It’s a little bare at time of posting but I also have a Redbubble

Otherwise my paypal email is [email protected]

Literally anything helps. My father is too poor to help me and my mom is abusive. I’m already skimping on food because rent and insurance is killing me and I want to be sure I can feed and take care of my pets.

I want to be able to complete college because my father couldn’t. Please help a trans person of color achieve their dream! Reblogs can go a long way. 

[dnalkaline]

Hey so uh. Anything helps. Again, please consider commissioning me or something