welcome to the shit show

gay ass bitch

[wallflowers-in-the-wind-deactiv]

Jacob: I will sacrifice everything for you. To be apart destroys me but I cannot sit aside and watch you kill yourself for a blood sucker that doesn’t want you to die either. We both want you to live. I want you to be happy. And if that means you don’t choose me I may need time to come to terms with it but I will always love you Bella.

Bella: K thanks

[softjaspers]

Emmett rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem officer?

Charlie: get the FUCK OUT OF MY CAR

[forkscult]

waiting for twilight season in this hot mess of a summer, I've already had enough; give me rainy weather, cold breeze, storms, humid ground etc.

🌲🌲🌲

[heavensghost]

[psyduckz]

seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog

[thisdarkhomeofghosts]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Reddit users on Tumblr:

[tina-rocket]

Uh oh it’s the problem women!

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

i like that the new formula for spider-man movies is just keep adding more

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

in the future all spiderman movies will have casts that look like this:

[bellasdumptruckass]

hey i haven’t read twilight in years, does Jacob say “sure, sure” all the time or am i making that up

[yourendeavour]

Me on my way to tell my friends I need a piss for the 1838382737 time in 6 hours

[catchymemes]

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

them: are you ok you look out of it

me: yea sorry just tired

my brain:

[daz4i]

i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.

[daz4i]

i don’t want to victim blame but maybe if he didn’t want to be called babygirl he shouldn’t have been such a babygirl. just a thought.

[alphacrone]

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

[kwop-kilawtley]

life would be sooo much simpler if smeyer just wrote twilight & forever dawn cause then I wouldn’t be here

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

[4x01]

look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

[4x01]

the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[runningwiththewerewolves]

"it's completely stupid and reckless. . . when do we start?"