Why don't I get a blaster?

RP/ask blog for K-2SO from Rogue One, a Star Wars Story. Written by Morgan. BASIC INFO: Canonical character blog. Semi-selective, Friendly to OCs, open to crossovers/AUs/multiverses. Human version available. Mun/muse 18+. Visit the topbar pages for more info!

[justiceforreyfinnpoe]

Ewok: “i have a bad feeling about this”

[luke-is-very-gay]

Luke Skywalker (1977)

Two mindless porgs (2017)

[stefani-germanotta]

obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song

[annabcth]

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

[thejgatsbykid]

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

[jaigeyes]

k2, because I decided I needed another banner image

[taahko]

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

[taahko]

3 types of responses to this post:

disagreeing and saying yoda does fuck

disagreeing but somehow missing the joke and pulling lore receipts to prove me wrong

my mutuals telling me to shut up

[taahko]

FOURTH AND WORST RESPONSE:

people saying theyd fuck yoda

[sentrysvoid]

What did you think was going to happen here?

[lesbianrey]

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

[didney-worl-no-uta]

@midwaymilly

[melbrooks]

[nunyabizni]

I just died, this killed me

[lucifermorningnova-deactivated2]

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[tour-of-torterra]

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

[viciousboobielicious]

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

[stefani-germanotta]

[faembrosia]

Oh my God.

[degouges]

[keybladesoras]

A New Hope/The Last Jedi

[jynandor]

They found the Death Star plans. They have to transmit them from the communications tower! You have to take down the shield gate. It’s the only way to going to get them through! 

Call up a Hammerhead corvette. I have an idea.

[binarysunset-deactivated2019010]

vader, with poise and elegance, gliding like a caped shadow: alert my star destroyer to prepare for my arrival

kylo, slipping down the hallway like a 4 year old in socks: PREPARE MY SHIP!!

[binarysunset-deactivated2019010]

vader, calmly and professionally: there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the millennium falcon

kylo, hysterically having a meltdown in front of the entire fleet: blow that piece of junk—OUTTA THE SKY!

[fysw]

[eroscestlavie]

rey, confiding in finn after the events of tlj: i saw kylo in his private chambers and i just….i realized. that i want that. 

finn, trying to choke down his disgust: you want…you want kylo ren?

rey: oh my god NO. no finn. i want to be swole as hell. i want to be absurdly huge, and ripped.

[youroddsareterrible]

vulnerable sentence starters

"I'm so tired of being awake."

"Have you ever thought that? Have you ever thought that it feels like drowning, and you want to breathe anyway?"

"I'm not crying."

"I don't even know why."

"I thought we were friends."

"I can't breathe. I just want to breathe."

"Please just sit with me."

"Stay."

"Don't go."

"I didn't think you would leave. I thought a lot of things, but I never thought you would leave."

"Why do I even TRY?"

"What's the point?"

"Was it a lie, then? All of this?"

"Can I just not be okay for a minute? Can I?"

"Don't let go. Don't let go, don't let go - I can't breathe, don't let go."

"I used to be better at coping than this."

"I should be stronger than this."

"Look at me. All sentimental."