call me jesus.

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pokes head in / 

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zenredneckarcher.

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“Were ya really asleep in tha car?”

         ❛   ╼╼╼    what car ?   ❜  

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@me: think of your life think of your choices

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watches twd with mum

mum: did they kill negan me: no he wasn’t there me: rick’s group doesn’t know what he looks like mum: i bet jesus is secretly negan me: ... me: what

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mcdiium.

❝ how did you get the nickname JESUS? ❞

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            ❛   ╼╼╼    i turned  water into wine,   ❜              no, he didn't.      ❛   no, my friends nicknamed me  jesus ; the hair, the beard... you know. the name just  stuck.   ❜

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Oddly Specific but Intruiging AUs

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turbiidus:

“Okay so when we were little I accidentally mentioned that I had a crush on you but I always thought you didn’t hear me because you just looked at me weird and never commented but now we’re in high school and omg you just introduced me as your boyfriend/girlfriend/datemate wtf we never discussed this!!!”

“Oh my god you just screamed ‘SO WHAT IF I LIKE YOU WHAT’RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?’ at the top of your lungs in a very crowded restaurant and how about for starters I take you home and get you sober???”

“Why are you so clingy people will think we’re dating- I know we are but you’re the one who wants it to be secret you moron!”

“Umm okay I’m sorry you always thought your love for me was unrequited but on to more important matters YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED IN THE MORNING SO YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE YOU ASSHOLE!!!”

“I’m a prince/princess/royal child and you’re a prince/princess/royal child from another country and my parents said to do whatever it takes to get this treaty signed between our countries. Hey I guess our forbidden romance will finally come in handy!”

“I understand that you’re my bodyguard but that was a freaking FRISBEE not a nuclear bomb jesus christ- Hey why are you still on top of me and why have I not noticed how beautiful you are?”

“Our mutual friend apparently has been waiting for us to get together and so they’re very angry/disappointed/upset when they find out that the reason we kissed last night was because we were black-out drunk, but hey I actually do like you so how’s lunch sound after we’re done being hungover and can actually stand being in the sunlight?”

“I’m a princess with magical powers, but I have to hide them because no one can know that my entire family are wizards. You’re a peasant but you’re very experienced with your magic so I start sneaking out so you can teach me how to control my magic”

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breakerofchaiins.

    “Do not question me until I have my answers first.” Her voice was stern and she stumbles a bit, almost dropping the shotgun but once she gathers herself she grasps it tighter, “Wh-who are you?”

       he flinches at her fumble,  eager  to be out of range. at this point he was  certain  she didn’t know how to use the firearm.  ❛   ╼╼╼    paul - paul rovia...    though, my friends call me  jesus.   ❜

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dcryl.

 It was weird. Jesus was the recruiter for Hilltop, the one who decided trade, the one who approached people for opportunity. So he saw Rick and Daryl and thought, nah, not them. He had written them off before he had even given them the chance, and he’d deprived both sides from the goods on the truck. Didn’t matter that Rick had parked it stupidly, didn’t matter that Daryl hadn’t been paying attention, it came back to his fool ass. The judgement, flung by Mr. Christ, that set Daryl on edge. He’d seen the shitty redneck with a temper, so that was what he was gonna get.

 ❛Two t’five, dependin’ on th’distance, the walkers, the intended location an’ haul.❜ Daryl smartly cocked his head to the side, eyeing Jesus. ❛Why?❜

       ❛   ╼╼╼    just curious.    ❜  he shrugged,  ❛   at hilltop, there’s a lack of  capable bodies  to get the job done. you’re always  RISKING  someone,    ❜  those that  were  capable were  dispersed  ;  from guarding the community, to building, to healing, to communicating with other communities, and so forth. it left little to do the hard yards.  recruiting, supply running, etcetera.  sometimes you had to  borrow  the  less capable,  which proved more of a risk.  ❛   but here, you all seem to know what you’re doing. you all  work together,  you alternate. it’s just good to see.   ❜

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songdogiisms.

“Uh-…few months,” Ryan replied, glancing over. At least things weren’t silent. He wasn’t a big fan of silence, not with people about, “Not too long before uh, Alexandria. I mean…kind of didn’t mean to join it. Just. Fell in. Don’t really think I’m part of it, though. ” More literally than not, considering how he’d met Rick Grimes.

      ❛   ╼╼╼    why not ?   ❜  he didn’t mean to  pry,  so much. it was all part and parcel, getting to know the people he was working with.  

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deadintheditches.

              ❝  You talkin’ about the ones on my wrist ? If so , yeah . . they’re a bit personal . They’re more so to cover my mistakes from a long time ago . ❞

       ❛   ╼╼╼    ah. sorry i asked. i always wanted a tattoo. almost got one, one time but i  chickened  out, so.   ❜ he chuckles.

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goldenngore.

     “  yes, i get that.  “  youth pauses, throwing another body on the pile before looking      back at companion flatly.  “  i’d just rather it wasn’t me doing it every single day. my      skills would be much more useful with gardening or going on runs.  “  stray curls are      pushed back behind an ear. he should of tied it up this morning really.  “  that would      be appreciated. i’ll die of second hand smoke instead of being bitten at this rate.      wouldn’t that be hilarious?  “  younger male manages a small smile before going to      drag another body along.

     ❛   ╼╼╼    you don’t rotate in alexandria ?   ❜  paul moves forward, grabbing the  deceased  by the ankles to help loras throw them into the pyre. embers spark  &  are almost  static,  still in the air around them. his smile is  CONCEALED,  the mask barely shifting with the upturn of his lips. 

❛   i’m going on a last minute supply run for the raid on the savior's tomorrow, you’re more than welcome to join me. i know how  tedious  this gets  ------  unless rick needs you here.    ❜

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innerstrcngth.

    ❛  That was US a couple of months ago. That’s how we lost so many people. We didn’t WANT to see the world like how Rick & the group saw it— how they still see it. That’s how I ……. ❜ But she doesn’t want to mention sam, not now, how she lost her youngest boy to the walkers. How Carl had pulled her away from her son’s grasp & how ron out of grief maimed the grimes boy. Things were still tense between everyone. They tried to make it work. He was a stranger. He didn’t need to know those things about her. She supposed someone might mention it offhandedly to him, if he was even going to stay that long with them unless they all relocated to Hilltop. 

   Golden brows raise & hazel eyes watch the stranger skeptically. Rick had PROMISED to keep her boys safe, to protect them and that didn’t happen. The lone mother wasn’t sure anyone’s word meant anything anymore. With walkers & the saviors at the gates, things were different. Not always concrete. ❛ Your word is your bond? Well, I hope your words are STRONG & you don’t break promises easily. Cause that’s also how we lost people. I’m sorry if I don’t seem welcoming as I probably would have been months ago but, things happened. Things that I want to PROTECT now more than ever. Just make sure everyone comes home safe. I hope you get your person back. I hope we can help you.  . ❜

      ❛   ╼╼╼    i'm not saying they  don’t know  what’s  out there -- they do. but only a few of us are constantly  EXPOSED  to it, you know ?  those who go on runs and recruit strangers from the outside,   ❜  he never would have bumped  (  literally  )  into rick and daryl if that wasn’t the case. though, paul notes her  silence,  the pause and the wistful, glassy look as if  remembering  something she didn’t want to.  ❛   i will,   ❜  he speaks softly, sympathetic  &  wary. many people were waiting,  apprehensive  that this plan could go one of two ways. for their sake, he hoped it worked in their  FAVOUR.  god knows what negan could concoct should they fail.    ❛   i understand you don’t trust me, i’m a  stranger  to you. but know that i’ll do whatever i can to see this through. no one wants to lose any more people.   ❜

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nohaircuts.

            ❝ shoot one person and everyone over reacts. — what flavor?  ❝

       ❛   ╼╼╼    we’ve all shot people,   ❜  he shrugs, nonetheless. not a  great  start, but he went about befriending everyone differently. hopefully the people of alexandria were no different.    ❛   salt  &  vinegar.  must be why they were left behind. more of a  cheddar  guy myself.   ❜

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breakerofchaiins.

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     “Stay away from me!” Daenerys shouts pointing the double barrel shotgun towards his chest. Of course she had no clue as to how to use such a weapon nor did she realize the gun needed to be reloaded, but she will not back down. She has seen too much, been through too much to just let her guard down when seeing a new face, “Who are you? What do you want?”

     ❛   ╼╼╼    easy,   ❜  his hands raise  immediately,  compliant  (  more so with a shotgun aimed towards him  ). with a head tilt and  further inspection  ;  it seemed she was  less  of a  threat  than they both thought.    ❛   do you even know how to use that ?    ❜

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Jesus can turn water into wine and rocks into yo-yos.

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innerstrcngth.

         Soft hands with burgeoning callouses from worn leather knife handles fiddle with  her safety blanket— Jessie’s favorite pair of shears ( her magic case one of her possessions she saved  along with a few photos of her boys ) as she peered up at the man standing in her kitchen. JESUS  ( formerly paul ) a HILLTOP resident, a sort of wanderer, a recruiter of sorts. Rick’s group was wary of them as the alexandrians had been of rick’s group. ᴀ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴛ ᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ( who would be the first to blink? the first to ask TOO MUCH? the first to lose to ignorance or quick draws of guns). 

      ❛ are you REALLY here to help us? What if rick’s group CAN’T kill negan? I don’t see your community willing to send in scouts AFTER rick if they get captured or have a hostage situation.  ❜

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            ❝   ╼╼╼    the people of hilltop can’t fight. and those that can don’t even stand a chance against the dead let alone the saviors.   ❞  he speaks with a sigh, almost  DISAPPOINTED.  the residents of hilltop ranged in age, prominently above fifty, which lessened their chances of survival out in  the grisly new world.  paul and a select few others were the ones keeping this place running, recruiting, supply running, infrastructure improvements, and so forth. as long as they’d kept negan off of their back, they were  safe.  it was different now.

            ❝   andy and i have volunteered to go along. my word is my  bond.  we dispense of negan and the saviors, and your community gets food and medicine from hilltop. i understand you’re worried, you have  every right  to be. but we won’t know the full extent of the risk until we’re there.   ❞

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rcsilient.

                       ❛  when i needed to, there’s people who require food more than i do. it’s no big deal.  ❜  it was a waiting game & she had no problem with eating every few days.

             ❝   ╼╼╼    well, i ate this morning. you have this. it’s not  much,  but you need to build up your strength,   ❞  for what was  LIKELY  coming.