+++ The Lady Inquisitor +++

Subject Gender: Female Identifying Pronouns: She/Her Description: Subject is a transgender woman. The subject's unusual properties manifest when she starts reblogging Warhammer related posts, humorous posts of no use, and going on emotional rambles.

[lesbianvioladewynter-moved]

[ducissatenebrarum]

16th century #cat running about with some guy’s penis And there is a bargain going on

[mudwerks]

well you know the old saying:

“when a cat steals your penis you’re wise to have a fish at hand”

[huffylemon]

[theazurerat]

Look at me I’m tumblin’ again! I’m still sad, but I don’t like Warhammer that much anymore. I’m also still some kinda trans. Been working on art lately, next time I finish up something that’s okay for Tumblr I’ll post it!

[theazurerat]

Hi im rattus norvegicus

and im on tumblr

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[theazurerat]

@rodentmancy​

[loonamoths]

I’m not cisphobic but I’m only attracted to normal people. idk I’m just not interested in dating cisgenders. it’s just a preference

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

classic fallout: war is hell. look at these soldiers executing civilians and laughing

modern fallout: SHIT YOUR PANTS FOR AMERICA AND KILL ALL COMMUNISTS WITH THE NEW LIBERTY PRIME FUNKO POP

[almostdefinitelydying]

Fo76 is LITERALLY a sim about rebuilding the world through togetherness after idiots(read: capitalists) have ruined it, but I guess that’s a little too spelled out for some of y'all Huh?

Nevermind the fact that the gaming community surrounding fo76 has developed into the kindest and most wholesome and welcoming I have ever experienced in my entire life.

Nevermind the fact that we all get free Pride icons to use however we want, or that people can run around in whatever gender expression they want.

Nevermind that the game itself has included queer and non-cishet NPC’s and storylines. Or the fact that queerphobic players get banned FOR LIFE.

Nevermind that it’s a VIDEO GAME AND NOT A FUCKING POLITICAL PARTY.

Y'all just:

But fuck it, I guess it’s more important to shit on everyone who likes it and keep worshipping the obscure ideals of the past (-coughs- fallout New Vegas -coughs-), where things like blatant homphobia was main feature in one of the factions, or that grotesque sexism was the feature of another, but who can even remember such minor little details.

Bc there’s surely no way a VIDEO GAME PUBLISHER can possibly think it has any business writing a parody reality where “America’s biggest fears” plays out in the most hilarious and ridiculous ways to show people how absolutely buck wild the “American OBSESSION with a nuclear family (pun definitely intended)” really is, is there? Or that it can simultaneously be FUN to play around in that space? WILD, IKR?!?!

It’s almost as if it’s a game, and not reality?!?!

[corsairesix]

The new plot of Fallout 76 is literally about getting a bunch of gold to reestablish capitalism. It unironically uses the line “America gave you your freedom.”

I like the game but cmon.

[corsairesix]

I’m still not over this. The fact that @almostdefinitelydying​ used this image

and changed its meaning from “reactionary fallout fans don’t get the underlying elements of the series” to “progressive fallout fans can’t criticize any of bethesda’s actual reactionary writing ever” is possibly the worst take. Especially when it’s clear that some marketing decisions are made to specifically appeal to the epic haha murica fuck communism crowd

[freakonakaleesh]

“fallout 76 is a bastion of queer representation”

“fallout 76 is not political/fallout 76 is a game and not reality”

so you get to claim that fallout 76, a game that is about a vault tec eugenics project literally rebuilding capitalism and imperialism in America, is progressive representation when it suits your narrative. and that it is wholly divorced from reality when someone points out how it’s full of piece of shit marketing gimmicks. that’s good analysis. you’re arguing in very good faith.

as someone who has played every fallout game several times over. I am begging you. I am not even telling you to stop liking fallout 76, I’ve played it and had fun with it, but I am begging you to engage with the narrative being presented to you in a critical way. having a rainbow icon isn’t progressive

[guerrillatech]

fuck lawns

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Because I keep getting messages from people who didn’t google it.

[gemstone-gynoid]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[lavvender]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

[theazurerat]

Sometimes I feel like I am falling apart, mentally as well as physically.

[agoodcartoon]

centrists should be hunted for sport. a good cartoon.

[mysharona1987]

[scholarlyapproach]

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!

Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good.

They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up.

THEY DID THIS TO RIBS.

Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up.

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!

[askmace]

They did the same to brisket.  You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply.  And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month.  And it was tasty.  I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it.

It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’.

But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket.  Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque.  And the price of brisket went up.  A lot.

I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now.  And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes.  It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious.

Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’.  Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls?  Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages.

Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently?  You guessed it.  Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating.

[auroraluciferi]

Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon.  For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week. It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food.

Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value.

[blackwitchmagicwoman-deactivate]

LMAO. Wait.

[thegrimmlovely]

Anyone else’s eye twitchin?

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Food gentrification is a long standing practice and it’s some of the most evil shit I can think of. It’s why I refuse for example as someone living in the US to buy things with Quinoa in them. It is specifically pricing an indigenous population out of their prime staple food. It’s a horrific invasion of one of the final requirements of staying alive.

[heywriters]

Chicken wings. My mom gripes about this every time we’re at the store because they were cheap, garbage meat all her life until Buffalo wings or whatever came along. Her favorite part of the chicken, lol, and now they’re a luxury buy which she never indulges in.

[a1-b2c3-deactivated20230114]

it already happened with cereal guys

welcome to cereal bars/cafes

where, in toronto, you paid $10 for a bowl of cereal

the best example would be the cereal killer cafe, which opened in an area of london known for poverty (ie. a gentrified location) and sold bowls for 7 pounds each

[wolfkat]

And I know I’ve seen cereals in stores costing more than they ever have before. Its crazy

[lonely-kawaii]

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[theazurerat]

Sometimes I feel like, in some way, one of my attempts partially destroyed me, and I’ve been a walking shell ever since.

[cannotunsee]

The Toughest Question of Our Time?

[charizord]

The “you are not allowed to kill yourself” sent me somewhere LMFAOOO

[theazurerat]

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

[theazurerat]

maybe i should watch tutorials or something and give this reaper thing another whirl.