Shitpost Galore

Dropping Shitposts like Beyoncé drops albums.

[ohdreaming]

my possible career choices: cloud flower

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Rapunzel’s hair coz I keep letting everyone down.

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

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😂😂 on a scale of 1 to Snoop Dogg, how high were you when you made this post?😂😂

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*Opens Tumblr*

Still not famous yet, I see.

*Closes Tumblr*

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I like watching videos of cute couples, because it's like porn for my lonely ass heart.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The same blood goes both through your tongue and penis.

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😂 Fellas, is it gay to be alive? I mean...

[flowercavities]

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The opposite of this happens when you stare at the mirror for too long.

[guiltygirl]

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

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Sometimes it scares me how relatable tumblr posts are😂😂

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People : If I cut you out of my life, it's because you handed me the scissors.

But why does is have to be scissors tho? I mean when I cut somebody outta my life, best believe I'mma be using a fuckin Samurai Sword. Like, nah ah bitch! A pair of scissors ain't strong enough to cut through all ya bullshit. FOH👋

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[24karatdead]

My Gf… Is A Cup

[redtearstonering]

explain

[24karatdead]

Holds Me

[yourprovocativeleftknee-blog]

😂 Does she also hold all your tea?🐸

[unknownwardrobee]

[majikmountain]

who is she?

[sho-yoo-blog]

she’s smokin

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She has killer legs😍

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Roastationship - Like a relationship but instead, y'all roast the f outta each other. But lowkey, y'all care deeply about one other. If a third party tries to roast one of y'all, both of you unite to drag the hell outta the said party, and once the threat has been destroyed, y'all immediately go back to roasting each other.

[yourprovocativeleftknee-blog]

To love is to destroy.

That being said, I love milk.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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Reblogging this coz I made it and it's really really creative but no one wants to show this some love😂😂 looks like I gotta do everything my damn self. #LoveYourself

#SoThatsWhatANoteFeelsLike

[cloudbusting85]

♡ roses are red ♡ ♡ violets are blue ♡ ♡ lmaooooooo ♡ ♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

[yourprovocativeleftknee-blog]

❤ Soulja boy, youuuuuuuuu❤

[extramadness]

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Me when the wifi starts acting up.

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''There's beauty in chaos.'' Well then my life must look like a freaking Supermodel lol