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THE LOST BOYS

1987, dir. Joel Schumacher

Why do y'all baby Johnny Cade??? His best friends are Dallas aka The Tulsa Kiddie JumperTM and Ponyboy, Oklahoma's No.1 hater. He idolizes a guy with a rap sheet longer than the declaration of Independence. He sleeps on the ground on a regular basis. "Man I wish I had a weed right now" - Johnny Cade 1967, c'mon brah. He's not a shy baby, he's the fuckin quiet kid in the back of your english class with straight A's that you're worried is gonna snap someday cause he always smells like cigarettes and booze. He ain't stab the guy jumping him, he stabbed the one jumping Pony. He might be babygirl, but bro. That poor little abused shelter dog still knows how to bite. Probably more than any of 'em.

vitterdotter

I truly believe being able to name the world around you is integral to animism. learn the names of plants and flowers. learn how the rocks and soil you walk over daily form. sit with the streams and rivers, learn where they flow to and from. learn the names others have given, and give them your own as well. animism is interconnectedness, and one simple step is learning the names of your neighbors

mwzze

designer bags + charms <3

olive-treeeee

Doctor Who characters as things my Friends have said:

13th Doctor: “It’s a 20 minute walk, 15 if we think about women.”

15th Doctor: “They have a sadness in their eyes, only found in homosexual men.”

Belinda: “I didn’t come to uni to be ACEDEMIC”

Ruby: “I’m deleting Hinge right now, I’m gonna focus on more important things, like walking through fields.”

9th Doctor: “I’m doing okay, I had a shower and suddenly I don’t want to off myself”

Rose: “I’m not that kind of autistic, I’m a PRINCESS”

Jack Harkness: “No one’s shy like Gaston, No one’s fly like Gaston, No one turns gay girls bi like Gaston.”

Donna Noble: “men are hottest when they don’t speak”

10th Doctor: “I have such bad attachment issues, I fuck once and I get engaged.”

The Master: “I NEED a genocidal Twink in my life right now”

Missy: “- My intrusive thoughts come out as the voice of the queen.”

BONUS:

Toymaker: “I am Shocked and Rupauled.”

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

Save a canvas, stroke a painter

Save an egg, crack a baker

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Anyways-

#shootingstarthoughts #marauders #music #marauders era #lockwood and co #hunger games #the lost boys #cowboy #artists on tumblr #painting #baking #art baker #bakery

toastedp-ancakes

Bullshit Part 3

batty-for-bats

this is completely unrelated to my acc but i HAVE to share

its my magnum opus

ive never made anything better

somethinginyourbones

The way he’s physically shaking from laughing so hard lmaoo.

I thought about Rocky being equally concerned about Ryland’s crack 🤣🤣 and that made me laugh harder.

wurstproldiers

i like to amuse myself

rygos funnies part one | part two

worshipthevalkyries

Anyone in Hogwarts who isn't friends with the Marauders would think James and Sirius are the funniest people ever. But in reality:

• All James does is make dad jokes.

• Sirius has the humour of a middle school boy.

• Remus is the sassiest but his quips can be so creative that sometimes it takes people days to figure out just how hard he roasted them.

• Peter, however, is the ACTUAL funniest Marauder. He's sweet and polite in public but as soon as it's just him and his friends, he launches into the longest rants that are so funny that by the end of them they're all clutching their stomachs, rolling on the floor and crying from laughing so much.