make me your one and only

Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty--but you already knew that, of course. Don't you dare call me Aphro.

[demiabbiemiller-blog]

Miss Lady Aphrodite! I’ve been sacrificing so much food. I was beginning to think you wouldn’t show and I would have to start sacrificing virgins. Anyways, can you bless me with a tall boy that has a heart of gold? Thank you, amen.

[yoursaphrodite]

I'll try but I'm not entirely sure how effective a tall boy with a heart of gold will be given your time.

[athletic-homecoming-queen]

I don’t know if I do, do I?

[yoursaphrodite]

Don't waste my time, dear; I have a very limited amount of free time.

[ashtondparker-deactivated201607]

I didn’t know you guys gave out free blessings. 

[yoursaphrodite]

Sometimes the others do but I give out the most since I'm the most generous.

[flying-feet-bridges-deactivated]

Does this blessing include free chocolate?

[yoursaphrodite]

Well, it all depends on how you handle the blessing.

[yoursaphrodite]

It's almost Valentine's Day; who needs my blessing?

[likevictoriassecretangels-deact]

[likevictoriassecretangels-deact]

[ginnydaniels-blog]

That my mom got drunk, which she lied to me about, and my dad took care of her.

[yoursaphrodite]

That's basically what happened. Your father was also extremely protective of her but she failed to notice. I think it would be easier if I showed you.

[ginnydaniels-blog]

Of course. Oh, my gods, what is that story and why will no one tell me the full version of it?

[yoursaphrodite]

What have you been told so far?

[jayce--jock-deactivated20141027]

That’s always good to hear, you’re welcome. Yeah that’s me, Jayce Jock. What brings you down to camp tonight?

[yoursaphrodite]

Unfortunately, I don't remember much about your parents but I'm glad they ended up well. To visit those of my blood, of course. 

[ginnydaniels-blog]

It’s really cool to meet you. Last time I spoke with them, they were both doing well. Really? That’s sweet, were they cute?

[yoursaphrodite]

Thank you, chéri. Very. My favorite story with them is the skittles vodka one.

[ginnydaniels-blog]

Oh, my gods, you’re Aphrodite, aren’t you? Yeah, they’re my parents. I mean, obviously you’d know that, but…yeah.

[yoursaphrodite]

Yes, that's me. How are they? They were one of my favorite couples at camp.

[jayce--jock-deactivated20141027]

I’m doing great. How are you gr- uh your heighness?

[yoursaphrodite]

Just call me Aphrodite and I am doing great, thank you for asking. You're Jayce, oui?

[ginnydaniels-blog]

Just peachy, and yourself?

[yoursaphrodite]

Fantastic, thank you for asking. I'm sensing Athena and Hecate in you; let me guess: You're Sophia and Caleb's child?

[yoursaphrodite]

How is everyone this fine evening?