making ships "problematic™"

| using antilogic to make ships problematic | | Mod Junko | Mod Mikan |

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Disclaimer(s):

We (Me and mod Mikan) are both proship/profiction

This blog is a joke

Everything we say is based off real arguments and "points" anti shippers use, some might even be actual real arguments antis have used

We will get to some requests instantly and others might be in our inbox for months, its nothing personal, all request will get done eventually (unless both mods are uncomfortable with them which in that case they'll get deleted)

this blog is not our opinions on certain ships, we simply use anti logic to make them problematic™ so unless you explicitly state you want our opinion, do not interpret our posts as our opinions

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xayah and rakan from league of legends pls 👉👈

People on league call people slurs so any ship from there is automatically racist and homophobic

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klance, if y'all havent already done that one (blog search is broken bc tumblr sux)

Its a popular tumblr yaoi ship which means its automatically disgusting and fetishism

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anna x kristoff from frozen

She knew him for like what? 2 days? And then he tried to save her. Its unintentionally abusive cause now she feels like she owes him her life and love even if it wasnt him who actually saved her

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klaus/five from the umbrella academy

Thats a live action show right? Shipping the characters means youre shipping the actors which is fucking disgusting

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(they’re one of my OTPs but) Katniss x Peeta from the hunger games?

It's extremely forced and one sided. Katniss felt like she had to pretend to love him to survive the games and didnt want to hurt his feelings afterwards so she was stuck with someone she didnt love. Its obviously abusive

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also tenko x himiko, i don’t ship it at all but it’s one of the antis’ fav ships so it’d be hilarious to make it problematic

Himiko is small and thus childcoded. So its already pedophilia. Plus tenko stalks himiko so its abusive

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Molly (Prewett) Weasley/Arthur Weasley from Harry Potter

Theyre both ginger so its incest

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wrightworth ace attorney?

Theyre rivals so its abusive, next.

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If I may add...

- they were friends when they were nine which makes any possible romantic or sexual interactions between them as adults pedophilia because WHY would you ever think of someone you’ve seen as a child at ANY point in those terms??? (people who meet their partner(s) when everyone involved is an adult but see their childhood pictures at any point after that are on thin fucking ice, ofc)

- having been friends as kids also makes them found family (remember the ONLY three possible relationships between two or more human beings: soulmate-level lovers, family, horrible toxic abuser & innocent victim) which obviously makes the ship incest

- one kinda tried to get the other found guilty of his own mentor’s murder once idk but MORE IMPORTANTLY it’s a yaoi ship and yaoi is the main and greatest threat to mlm’s safety and wellbeing all over the world

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can i get uhhhhhhh stan x kyle

Theyre children!!! Thats gross and child porn!!!!

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I wanna do an opposit of this blog like i make ships stupidly wholesome.... I wont cause I'm very busy but still.

Aww

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mahiyoko!

Hiyoko is a loli ans thus child coded so its pedophilia AND Mahriu is the momfriend so it's also incest

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Temporarily closing asks as we have 30 of them

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shikamaru nara and temari from naruto/naruto shippuden?

Shikimaru is apathetic and cold and could never love anyone so its one sided and could possibly be abusive

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Gentlebrava BNHA????

What's the ship? Like which characters? We dont know every ship name to ever exist and who makes them up

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Thanks

La brava is a dwarf and loli, thus making Gentle Criminal a pedophile and soemone who fetishizes dwarf

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Gentlebrava BNHA????

What's the ship? Like which characters? We dont know every ship name to ever exist and who makes them up

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wrightworth ace attorney?

Theyre rivals so its abusive, next.