Tianlang Jun

Demon Emperor Father of Luo Binghe Lover of Romance

[yourtianlangjun]

RP Blog for Tianlang Jun of SVSSS

Open to interactions!

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

Do you like coffee?

This one has never tried coffee, junshang only goes to teahouses and this one usually either drinks the same tea as junshang or plain water.

[yourtianlangjun]

Tea has depth! Variety! It sets a mood. Coffee is simple.

Also caffeine doesn't affect heavenly demons unless we allow it to. The default is no effect.

Same for wine.

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Talk shit about someone my Muse knows.

Could be a friend, a loved one, maybe even an enemy! Try to provoke some sort of action out of them! Can be done on or off anon.

[willgrahamscock]

Thought crimes of course aren’t real but uh. We know those aren’t just thoughts anymore once you’ve posted them publicly, yeah?

Then they’re just crimes.

sure, fictional crimes since nothing happened and no one was hurt. should we put the fictional handcuffs on? "sorry, you wrote about murder which is illegal, go spend 20 years in mind jail"

[lustcannibalism]

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

[biglawbear]

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

[maswartz]

[yourtianlangjun]

Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.

Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!

Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

No such information was given to this one, however this one thought we could ask master Shen for an artifact that might help us locate him.

[yourtianlangjun]

Your fiance has not drunk any of your blood?

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

Well this one was unsure how to ask him to drink this ones blood. Humans don't ussually drink eachothers blood, besides they often want to be independent. Maybe this one should have just mixed it into his food but that would be like betraying him.

[yourtianlangjun]

*nods in understanding*

So! Shall we have Master Shen join us using an artifact?

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

Well this one would not want to force master shen to join us. However we should still request help per letter then he may decide if he is interested.

[yourtianlangjun]

You shall write to him! I am sure he will be deeply pleased to hear from you

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

"I have seen that you went anf told your master. Your fiance is curre tly unconcious. But he will be informed that you do nog care to give information in exchange for his life. I can send you a piece of your fiancé if you miss him dearly. What about a finger"

This one will not give in to those mind games. Besides a finger would be nice, they are so easily regenerated surely even humans can do it. This ones fiance is strong this one is sure he can get through this while this one and Junshang work on a solution.

[yourtianlangjun]

It would also be very useful for tracking him!

[yourtianlangjun]

Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.

Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!

Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

No such information was given to this one, however this one thought we could ask master Shen for an artifact that might help us locate him.

[yourtianlangjun]

Your fiance has not drunk any of your blood?

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

Well this one was unsure how to ask him to drink this ones blood. Humans don't ussually drink eachothers blood, besides they often want to be independent. Maybe this one should have just mixed it into his food but that would be like betraying him.

[yourtianlangjun]

*nods in understanding*

So! Shall we have Master Shen join us using an artifact?

[yourtianlangjun]

Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.

Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!

Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?

[zhuzhi-lang-not-jun]

No such information was given to this one, however this one thought we could ask master Shen for an artifact that might help us locate him.

[yourtianlangjun]

Your fiance has not drunk any of your blood?

[yourtianlangjun]

Junshang, this one humbly requests for assistance. This ones fiance has been abducted with the threat that this one should go behind Junshangs back otherwise this ones fiance might get hurt, this one of course declined as Junshang is still this ones most important person. However this one would still like to rescue his fiance as he too is a rather kind person. Please Junshang help this one.

Of course I will help! We will raze those that have threatened the one you care for, and ensure they understand just what a mistake they have made!

Have you found where your fiance has been abducted to?

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You just want a shizun for Zhuzhi-lang. I am not falling for this.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs*

Surely you can appreciate me looking after my family!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You did not look after me. Though you also did not know this one existed.

[yourtianlangjun]

It is rather hard to care for someone who you don't know about!

[ask-luo-binghe]

This one is aware of that but shizun said that it would be normal for me to still resent you for this so I will.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs without a care for Luo Binghe's resentment*

Such a careful man you are!

[ask-luo-binghe]

Yes, shizun raised me to be careful afterall.

[yourtianlangjun]

*grins*

Master Shen is a remarkable man

[ask-luo-binghe]

Finally something we agree on. Though I will have him all to myself. I am just greedy like that.

[yourtianlangjun]

Ah, if only Su Xiyan were here to enjoy this with me!

[random-dyslexic-human]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wonders why all of you are fighting over cucumbers?]

[yourtianlangjun]

The joys of teasing my son of course!

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You just want a shizun for Zhuzhi-lang. I am not falling for this.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs*

Surely you can appreciate me looking after my family!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You did not look after me. Though you also did not know this one existed.

[yourtianlangjun]

It is rather hard to care for someone who you don't know about!

[ask-luo-binghe]

This one is aware of that but shizun said that it would be normal for me to still resent you for this so I will.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs without a care for Luo Binghe's resentment*

Such a careful man you are!

[ask-luo-binghe]

Yes, shizun raised me to be careful afterall.

[yourtianlangjun]

*grins*

Master Shen is a remarkable man

[ask-luo-binghe]

Finally something we agree on. Though I will have him all to myself. I am just greedy like that.

[yourtianlangjun]

Ah, if only Su Xiyan were here to enjoy this with me!

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You just want a shizun for Zhuzhi-lang. I am not falling for this.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs*

Surely you can appreciate me looking after my family!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You did not look after me. Though you also did not know this one existed.

[yourtianlangjun]

It is rather hard to care for someone who you don't know about!

[ask-luo-binghe]

This one is aware of that but shizun said that it would be normal for me to still resent you for this so I will.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs without a care for Luo Binghe's resentment*

Such a careful man you are!

[ask-luo-binghe]

Yes, shizun raised me to be careful afterall.

[yourtianlangjun]

*grins*

Master Shen is a remarkable man

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You just want a shizun for Zhuzhi-lang. I am not falling for this.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs*

Surely you can appreciate me looking after my family!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You did not look after me. Though you also did not know this one existed.

[yourtianlangjun]

It is rather hard to care for someone who you don't know about!

[ask-luo-binghe]

This one is aware of that but shizun said that it would be normal for me to still resent you for this so I will.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs without a care for Luo Binghe's resentment*

Such a careful man you are!

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You just want a shizun for Zhuzhi-lang. I am not falling for this.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs*

Surely you can appreciate me looking after my family!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You did not look after me. Though you also did not know this one existed.

[yourtianlangjun]

It is rather hard to care for someone who you don't know about!

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[ask-luo-binghe]

You just want a shizun for Zhuzhi-lang. I am not falling for this.

[yourtianlangjun]

*laughs*

Surely you can appreciate me looking after my family!

[orange-sora]

*lying on my side sighing despondently* shizumnm

[orange-sora]

the thing is i keep wanting to post about shen yuan but then ik shen yuan would want me to post about binghe so i just end up posting about binghe and if i do post about shen yuan it's binghe posting still so yk... it can't be done well.

[lambiesvault]

So real, binghe comes free with the shizunitis

[ask-luo-binghe]

I heard shizun. Where?Where?Where? Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Where?Whe-

[orange-sora]

Shouldn't you know, Junshang?

[ask-luo-binghe]

Well more shizuns are more shizuns. Though now that this one thinks about it, perhaps one is enough. Afterall I am already working hard just to keep a single one by my side, two would just be too much work.

[orange-sora]

Does that mean Junshang has given his blessing for us to woo the other Shen Yuans then...?

@lambiesvault It seems like the other shizuns can be charmed after all. :D

[ask-luo-binghe]

Ah uhm.... no I will get another me from a different universe who does not have a shizun yet, and get them together.

Shizun promised he would not leave this one for anyone else!!!

[yourtianlangjun]

I will help!

[yourtianlangjun]

A bit new here

Is your last name lang or jun?

Easy to misunderstand!

I don't have a clan name! I am Tianlang, and Jun is my title.