I May Be A Mess But At Least I’m A Hot Mess

23 | she/her | INFP | Capricorn | Just here to chill

[the-golden-dragoness]

Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

[jewishdragon]

Ok i scrolled past the first post about this and so this is the second one I saw, but they both fail to mention HE CALLED IN USING CHARACTER VOICES

[t4timekeeper]

[first clip]

Woman: This is a hotline to report instances of voter fraud.

Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Soos Ramírez: Okay, yeah, I saw what I believe is a voter fraud situation?

Woman: Can you please describe it for me?

Hirsch: Um... so I saw a man, uh... he walked into this- this building. Uh, and he was wearing a black- he had a, a black hat, black mask, a striped... shirt and a, uh, red tie. And, um... I believe there were hamburgers in his bag? And he was saying "robble robble," as he was exiting the building? Like a burglar.

Woman: [unintelligible]

Hirsch: Y'know, I think- I think he's probably antifa. Can I speak to Rudy Giuliani?

[dial tone]

[second clip]

Alex Hirsch, in the voice of Stanley "Stan" Pines: Hi, I'd like to report an incident of voter fraud.

Woman: Uh, yes sir.

Hirsch: Yeah, so I, um- I committed some voter fraud. I'm very proud of it, and I'd like to tell Mr. Rudy Giuliani about it.

Woman, in a flat tone: Great. Um. Awesome.

Hirsch: My name is Stan Pines. P-I-N-E-E-S. You got that down?

Woman: ...Yes.

Hirsch: So, y'know, I- I went in there and, uh, I had a big ol' sack. And I just started, just takin' ballots out of the box. And I, y'know, I- I didn't even- I didn't even try to hide it. I waved to the crowd, I blew them kisses. And uh, y'know, I think I'm kind of a local hero and I'd, uh, I'd like Rudy to give me a medal or somethin'.

[dial tone]

Hirsch, corpsing: She hung up on me!

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[twink-death-advocate]

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

[makerofmadness]

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

[jingles-miserably]

everybody wants to rule the world

[texaschainsawmascara]

girlrotting is my new term thank u

[jeluto]

crona moment

[themarchingbeetle]

[yms1]

“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 12 hours*

[jerseyghost]

If you look in the mirror and don’t like what you see, you can find out firsthand what it’s like to be me. don’t repost. redbubble

[valtsv]

i love every second of every episode but my absolute favorite parts of welcome to night vale are the moments where cecil’s voice turns soft and just a little melancholy and you have to brace yourself for the profound reality of what he’s about to say to hit you like a freight train

[sweatermuppet]

at times when hope is too big of a thing to have, curiosity (even clinical or small) is a very good placeholder

[sweatermuppet]

asking myself "why continue" & finding the answer is always, in some form, "i want to know what happens next", even if that want is tired or detached or outright morbid

[lobster-lover]

little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

[greelin]

and once the dust of fucking around settles, you will come to realize that you have, in fact, found out

[greelin]

but at least you fucked around😔

[1percentcharge]

One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft

[1percentcharge]

Instead of looking for diamonds, fighting mobs, trying to go to the nether, doing potions/enchantments/whatever, I like to build these 1-block-wide platforms far above the ground that i walk on to explore without getting lost, attacked or generally inconvenienced. And they hate it

[1percentcharge]

“If you don’t want to get lost just use a compass!” Takes redstone. Also I don’t want to. And on the ground there’s mobs

“Fight the mobs, they’re part of the game!” no. I get scared

“Just use mine carts!” And use all that iron?

“Then use boats and ice!” You need enchantments to collect ice. All my paths take is dirt and ladders (and torches)

“But they’re so UGLY!” Not the point

[catchymemes]

[ironic-lion]

hey (with the intention of losing the time war)

[jmfenner91]

[postnuclearophelia]

i wish u could still jsut show up at ur friends house and knock on the door and ask them to go for a walk but now it’s like a 3 month request on someone’s google calendar for a 1 hour $80 coffee date just to see someone