Time Is Such A Stubborn Thing

So perhaps we should be stubborn right back

[faye-circle]

Credit to @/maidenofdawn for this pfp

Please don’t bring up shipping discourse.

[inkuiry-inkonveniently]

happy new year. damsel!

[stuckinapril]

So crazy how you have the worst day of your life but then the next day the sun keeps shining and the air’s just a little cooler w the onset of fall and you realize that there’s nothing you can’t come back from because the only time it will ever be too late is when we’re dead and not ever before

[stuckinapril]

I vividly remember talking to one of my favorite professors about how I’m scared things will fall apart after graduation and how I’m so unused to change and her just going “if things fall apart then they do and u just pick up the pieces and start over again and it’s fine. Things falling apart is not this mammoth fear u should be worried about” and I remember these words every time I want to pursue or seize something bc literally the worst thing that can happen is it doesn’t work out ….. and then I just pick up the pieces and start all over again

[flanneldragon]

halo lore is so fucking funny to me. all it really needed to be was 'youre john halo and youre a badass space marine that doesnt afraid of anything' but instead youre a war orphan created by the space CIA to be a robo-pinkerton to put down galactic worker revolts, but luckily whole hordes of you were created right in time for the most evil alien empire to ever exist to make first contact with us by nuking a planet to glass

[flanneldragon]

also, the evil alien empire isnt doing this because theyre evil, their trio of space popes asked an ancient sacred AI what the fuck humans were and the ai was like 'oh those are ants that god loves more than you' and the popes immediately decided the only way to keep their cushy jobs and big dumb hats was to annihilate the human race. it almost worked, too! luckily, one of the robo-pinkertons is so freakishly lucky an AI noticed the statistical anomalies surrounding him and took him in as her favorite little meow meow and now they have a toxic co-dependent relationship and are going to nuke alien new york

[depsidase]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[dovewithscales]

The part of your brain that's dealing with stress remembers when we were lizards and it's convinced that you can escape all your problems if it can just make a limb fall off.

[cosusmeee]

literally episode 9

[pjackk]

why u so damn weird dude

NO DICK 3 DAYS + BUNGRY AF

[good-advice-ganondorf]

Since the Ocarina of Time remake is coming out next year, I have one more secret I have to share with you. I think the Forest Temple is worse than the Water Temple

[good-advice-ganondorf]

On a similar note, I think all of the Majora's Mask dungeons are uh not good. They're really where you can tell the game took a year to make

[pangur-and-grim]

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[vivlily]

Long loooong luuumi

intended snake maid viewing here, but she's cute no matter how you look at her, right? Right.

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[venndaai]

Big fan of calling male characters babygirls but I think we should start calling female characters babyboys too

[venndaai]

I’ve seen people on here rail separately against calling male characters babygirls and calling female characters little guys, and while I think they’ve correctly identified a problem (“girl” has sexual or demeaning or childish connotations while “guy” is an example of masculine-as-neutral-default) I don’t think the answer is to get more essentialist in our language use but rather to freak it up more. he’s just a little gal. she’s my sweet baby boy. she’s my boyfriend. he’s my special girlie. she’s my beautiful husband.

[retroactivebakeries]

I guess I eventually need to find out what that elden ring dlc was about

[entiqua]

turns your wolf link into a spirit tracks wolfos