memes round 56.5: NRC men being the Boyfriends of All Time Edition
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memes round 56.5: NRC men being the Boyfriends of All Time Edition
— overly attentive yuu
— cw : none just grim being pissy and jealous
Grim grumbles as you slick the bristles of that annoying brush down his back for the umpteenth time that day.
“Aw, Grim! Yours ears are so cute!” You cooed gently at him. Grim can feel the fire in his ears burn bright in annoyance as his ears flick again.
“I didn’t sign up for this when I chose you as my hench-human!” Grim growls lowly before batting at your hands, attempting to get you to knock it off.
You’ve been giving him too much attention as of late after he agreed to have you patch up his bow. Constantly brushing him, decorating his tail in ribbons and cooing at him in a sweet tone, blegh.
Grim puffs in frustration as you put the brush away and pick him up to head towards the lunch hall, apologizing to him on the way. By the time you both make it there and settle down with some food he scarfs down the lunch idly as the others chat.
“Y’know.. Grim hasn’t been looking like a wreck as of late. What’s up with that?” Ace asks, poking at his lunch while he stares at Grim.
Grim can already hear your grin as you brighten up beside him, his ears pin back down in reply. As he stiffens. “Grim let me fix up his bow and has started to enjoy the brush on his fur.”
Ace blinks at you then at Grim before muttering a small ‘uh-huh’. Grim puffs again in embarrassment before turning to you. “I don’t! I only let you do it cause you messed up my fur while putting it back on and you’ve been doing it since then!”
Everyone watches you blink before dropping the smile and nodding at your roommate’s words. “Oh, Grim. I didn’t realize you were so bothered by it..”
Grim winces a little before facing away from you to begin munching on his lunch again, grumbling through it with a “apology accepted” as the table goes silent before the conversation awkwardly continues.
The past few days flow by before Grim really notices anything. When he does he’s in the botanical garden with you for an assignment. You brushing through Ace’s hair as he spouts off some story about how Deuce almost fried his precious locks off in their alchemy class. All while he sits with his eyes closed and that stupid dumb smile on his face.
Trotting over Grim throws the plant you asked him to get on the table and narrows his eyes at Ace. Meeting the freshmen’s eyes when you stop petting at his hair to thank Grim and go back to the assignment you were SUPPOSED to be working on.
As you put your gloves back on and begin fiddling around with the work book for botanical potions he enters a stare off with the red head before Ace grins at him.
“You sure my hair is fine prefect? I’m sure I can feel a few burnt strands!” Ace whines to you.
Petting his hair Grim sees you giggle a little at Ace’s dramatic frown. “Mhm!” You smile softly at him. “Your hair is fine, just put some conditioner in it to help with the dryness.”
Grim watches the display, unimpressed.
Unfortunately for Grim, this wasn’t the last time he’d seen his fellow peers vying for your now open attention as he walks into the living room of his dorm to see you combing through wet blue locks.
“I’m sorry you have to help me do this prefect..” Deuce mumbles quietly as you break his hair into sections and comb through any tangles and dirt that was in his hair still.
Deuce looked ridiculous, Grim notes, staring at the colorful clips in his hair, holding the sections and pinning his bangs back.
“It’s no problem, I’m glad you weren’t hurt!” You smile down at him, oblivious to Spade’s annoyingly red cheeks as he tugs at his pant’s loose threads.
“So,” Grim starts as he plops himself down on your shoulder “Why is Deuce here? Get kicked out or something?”
The grey beast watches you carefully brush through the guy’s hair as you hum in response, picking gently at little clumps of dirt in his hair. “Deuce fell during track and landed in a mud puddle, I’m helping him wash the dirt out.” You replied.
Grim can feel his fur stand up in irritation.
Two might’ve been a coincidence but three’s a pattern as he grumbles in annoyance at Jack.
The beast man had come up to you guys while you were studying next to the library. Rubbing his neck awkwardly as Jack explained that his tail was matted and needed some help getting to the sides of it. Something about it catching on stuff. Grin was too irritated to pay attention to his excuse.
So now Grim sits next to you as you ever so carefully part through the beast-man’s tail and card through the knots with your fingers. Using your water bottle to dampen any knots. While Grim glared holes at Jack’s back. He was already bored and trying to leave but now he has to wait even LONGER.
All while Jack gets to cross his arms as you comb through his tail, something Grim is sure Jack could do by himself. The lazy bum Grim thinks to himself.
Huffing loudly again Grim turns around and claws into the wood of the bench. Ridiculous he thinks. Stupid Jack.
Grim deadpans at Epel crying to you about his house warden killing him if he goes back with his hair a mess.
Glancing Grim scoffs as he frowns, Epel’s hair had just a few obviously out of place strands, but nothing Grim would consider ‘a mess’. But you being ever so helpful, decide the lavender haired freshman needed your help anyway.
The cat like beast watches as Epels babbles about something, a knot forming in his belly as you almost lovingly, Grim notes, moves your hands to fix Epel’s barely messy hair.
As you finish up, Grim jumps on your shoulder and quickly bats at Epel’s head a few times as you pass by him, grinning in satisfaction as he hears Epel curse him under his breath, sticking his tongue out at him.
By the end of the week Grim is found more than happily in your lap, purring at you lightly brushing his coat, accepting any new accessories you present him.
Smirking in satisfaction at the disgruntled stares of the group at lunch, Grim decides maybe being pampered isn’t so bad. After all is coat is so neglected since Grim is so busy, might as well enjoy a free brushing session.
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐎𝐧
➳❥ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Shunsui, Jushiro, Ichigo, Byakuya, Renji, Hisagi, Gin, Kira, Aizen, Toshiro, Kisuke, Shinji, Zaraki, Unohana, Yhwach, Jugram, Askin, Bazz-B, Ryuken, Uryu, Grimmjow, Starrk, Ulquiorra
➳❥ 𝐀/𝐍: I wasn’t expecting to write to write for everyone, but I also didn’t want to do this in parts. So everyone’s here in one post :)
➳❥ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 18+ content, fem!reader in the smut part, asphyxiation, blood and knife play, manhandling, cunnilingus, blowjobs, fingering, lingerie, rough play, power play, cockwarming, thigh-riding, marking, light bondage, dirty talking, sleepy sex
➳❥ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭: Non-sexual and sexual things you do that turns them on.
𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
soul society - m!bleach x chubby fem!reader
He leaves marks on your neck that are easy for others to see
featuring. byakuya kuchiki, renji abarai, jushiro ukitake, shunsui kyoraku, kenpachi zaraki, ikkaku madarame, yumichika ayasegawa, mayuri kurotsuchi, shuhei hisagi, izuru kira cw/tags (19+ Only | Minors DNI). wife!reader, hickeys/bruising, implied!intimacy
Byakuya Kuchiki
Byakuya did very few things without intention, but last night you made a sound when his teeth grazed your throat and his composure had simply… lapsed.
This morning he seen it in the light, a deep reddish-purple bloom against your skin. You reached for the high-collared kosode you usually wore as part of your uniform and his hand caught yours.
"Leave it," he said.
You looked at him, fingers still hovering over the fabric. "Byakuya, people are going to see."
He wasn't looking at you. He was looking at the mark. "Wear the one with the lower neckline."
the Blunt Bangs Buddies™ are at it again!
AU big brother silver
Silver was blessed by both diurnal faes and nocturnal faes , that's why his hair is mixed
Silver is considered a living peace treaty between faes and humans as long as he is alive it stays
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sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who has been hopelessly devoted to you since the two of you were children. no matter how ugly life got, you stayed - you stayed when his own brother was treating him like shit, you stayed through toman, through tenjiku, through kanto manji, and now through bonten. every version of haruchiyo knew one thing for certain - you would still be there waiting for him. he kept you a secret almost all his life so you would never have to deal with his messed up life. only mikey knew.
sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who accidentally lets bonten discover the one secret he's kept from everyone after an attack at his apartment. expecting to find a furious, bloodied sanzu, the executives are left speechless when the front door opens to a sleepy woman in one of his oversized shirts, a wedding band resting on her finger. ran forgets how to joke, rindou genuinely thinks they're at the wrong place, koko immediately notices the ring, and kakucho can only stare. before anyone can say a word, sanzu appears behind you, bruised but immediately pulling you behind him, gently checking your face for injuries before even acknowledging the others. the room falls silent. nobody can believe the same man who'd slaughter people without hesitation has a wife he'd hidden for years.
sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who buys you flowers so often that every room in your home smells fresh. roses one day, peonies the next, lilies because they reminded him of your perfume, tulips just because he walked past a flower shop and thought about you. sometimes you wake up before him and find a small bouquet already sitting on your nightstand with a tiny note written in his messy handwriting that simply says, "saw these. thought of my wife."
sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who slowly lets go of the drugs because of you. not because anyone ordered him to but because one night you held his face so gently and whispered that you wanted to grow old together. the idea of dying before he got wrinkles beside you suddenly became unbearable. still, there are bad days, sleepless nights, moments where his hands shake and his patience disappears. but every time he's close to giving in, he remembers your sleepy smile waiting for him at home.
sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who can go from ordering someone's execution over the phone to asking if you want strawberries cut into heart shapes five minutes later. everyone in bonten fears him. they hear the coldness in his voice, see the blood on his hands, and avoid looking him in the eyes. then he walks through the front door, slips off his shoes, wraps his arms around your waist from behind, buries his face in your shoulder, and asks if you've eaten yet.
sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who is embarrassingly clingy the second he's home. he'll complain if you don't greet him with a hug, dramatically asking if you've stopped loving him because you were folding laundry instead of running to the door. he follows you from room to room like a cat, resting his chin on your shoulder while you cook, sitting on the bathroom counter while you do your skincare, lying across your lap whenever you're trying to read.
sanzu "I love my wife" haruchiyo who never gets tired of calling you his wife. every conversation somehow circles back to it. "my wife likes this." "my wife made dinner." "my wife hates when I skip breakfast." even people who have never met you know exactly how obsessed he is. the executives exchange tired looks every time he brings you up for the hundredth time that week, but he couldn't care less. he waited his entire life to call you his wife, and now he plans on reminding everyone that you're his every chance he gets.
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
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Mr. "I don't know what its like to touch and be touched by others" is RIGHT where he wants to be 🐉🪤
Sunset & Starry night 🌌 🌅
Long haired Pomes :)
(This is purely my self-shipping fantasy)
Being Jushiro's young wife, whom he loves to show off to all his friends. He constantly talks about how much fun he has with you and how beautiful you look. His sweetness always makes you smile, knowing you're the luckiest person ever. Your friends sigh, claiming how envious they are you got to bag such a kind, generous, and handsome husband.
Ever since marrying you, Jushiro is determined to get you pregnant, cooing how good of a mother you'll be. He told you on your wedding day he wants a big family, so why not start right away? You learn to prop yourself up accordingly as he fucks you on every flat surface in your new house.
High-pitched whines escape your lips as his thick cock thrusts hard. You hold onto the edges of the table for dear life, certain he's going to split you open. His long locks tickle your back, causing you to wince from the sensation.
"Ahhn, do you...damn....do you think this will be the day it takes?" he leans down and whispers into your ear. "Will you... fuck....will you bear my child?"
"Mmmm, fuuuuckk, get me pregnant," you moan, soon gasping out as his cock drills into your harder and faster. He takes your free arm and pins it behind your back, pressing his torso closer to you.
"AHHH! Ahhh!! Fuuck, yeesss," you whimper. You close you eyes and let your orgasm hit you like lightning, making you lose all control. You cum hard on his cock as his balls begin to tighten.
"That's it, my sweet," he purrs, kissing the back of your neck, "That's it, that's it, fuck!" Hot cum pours into your tight pussy, making you feel even fuller.
You need more. More of him. More of him spoiling you.
Jushiro seems to take the hint as you still try to move your hips against him. "You're made for this, aren't you?" he teases, biting your ear before kissing you again.
Please don't copy, steal, or feed my work to AI. Thank you!
Author's Note: Writing for Jushiro in the last post sparked more inspiration about my beloved. He's so fricking hot! Can you imagine him as a hot DILF? Oh my stars! (≧∇≦
thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep
fly high, haikyu-!
Laundry Thief
Ichigo x Black Male Reader
WC: 497
Warnings: N/A
AN: This fic has gone through so many iterations yall and I'm still not 100% sure how I feel abt it, hope yall enjoy some fluffy Ichigo tho.
When it comes to splitting chores, you and Ichigo never really cared about making a strict arrangement of who is responsible for what chore. You both agreed that if something needed to get done, you'd do it and if something was too big to handle alone, you'd call on each other for help.
When you agreed to that arrangement, you didn't think it'd come with the caveat that allowing Ichigo to do your laundry would lead to you running out of clothes.
Posting this gif twice because I finally figured out how to make GIFs properly and it makes me laugh