no thanks

i feel like frank ocean in my brain

[i-am-a-fish]

stuck

[i-am-a-fish]

hhey 😢

[askmyocsandrpwiththem]

You’re very smart fish! Very very smart! Don’t listen to the meanie!

[i-am-a-fish]

sm …

smart?

[secretpersonabird]

Yes!!!! You are amazing and smart!! It’s not your fault you got stuck!!!!!!!!! Congrats on getting out!!!!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!

smart!!!!!! 😄😄😄🧡

[fleshhbag]

[i-am-a-fish]

[i-am-a-fish]

bi / pan people!!!!!!!!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spiderboyneedsahug]

Peter decides to be a little shit one day using his regular Twitter account and his Spider-Man Twitter account and fights himself on Twitter over several ridiculous topics continuing until pepper tells Peter to stop and Peter replies from both accounts yes mom sorry mom before both going quiet for a week before starting again this time fighting flash on Twitter

peter parkour: @spiderman y with the mask huh. huh. coward

spiderman: @peterparkour shut up nerd

tony, in real human not twitter life: kid. kid. peter. we’ve Talked about this

[marvel-ous-shitposts]

Flash Thompson @barryallen: @spiderman could slap me and I’d thank him

~ Thirty Minutes Later ~

Flash Thompson @barryallen: what the fuck. why did penis parker just slap me

[spiderboyneedsahug]

Spider-Man @spiderguytm: @barryallen blease stop dm-ing me……… i can’t take this much longer………. b l e a s e

[marvel-ous-shitposts]

Buzzfeed celeb does a “spider-man reading funny thirst tweets” video but 95% of the tweets end up being from flash

[spiderboyneedsahug]

you can’t see his face through the mask but watching the eye lenses dilate and constrict and the way he stares into the camera after some makes his feelings about this,, spider-fan p obvious

[marvel-ous-shitposts]

Other important MCU tweets

MJ @hitthejackpot: @spiderguytm, @peterparkour stop fighting and date already

Ned Leeds @legogremlin: hey @spiderguytm I can be your guy in the chair if you know what I mean ;)

Felicia Hardy @badluck: @spiderguytm meoww ❤️😉

Gwendolyn Stacy @himynameisgwanda: school is so hard can someone just throw me off a bridge already

[spiderboyneedsahug]

Spider-Man @spiderguytm: literally anyone can call me queen except @barryallen . anyone. please. someone save me i can’t take this anymore

[marvel-ous-shitposts]

Ned Leeds @legogremlin: @spiderguytm Queen

MJ @hitthejackpot: @spiderguytm Queen

Betty Brant @photographynerd: @spiderguytm Queen

Cindy Moon @threadcount: @spiderguytm Queen

Gwendolyn Stacy @himynameisgwanda: @spiderguytm Queen

May Parker @goldenoldie: @spiderguytm Queen

Pepper Potts @pepperpottsofficial: @spiderguytm Queen

Tony Stark @iamironman: @spiderguytm Queen

[spiderboyneedsahug]

Spider-Man @thespiderguytm: i take it back, you’re all blocked now

[marvel-ous-shitposts]

BuzzFeed @buzzfeednews: Spider-Man blocks everyone in funny twitter thread

J Jonah Jameson @jjjofficial: PROOF THAT THE SPIDERMENACE IS A CRIMINAL, BLOCKS REAL HEROES AND MANIPULATES THE MEDIA

[spiderboyneedsahug]

Spider-Man @thespiderguytm: @jjjofficial the only menace is seeing ur face on giant screens in Times Square

[yowhatthefrick]

um

body why are you not letting me sleep

[yowhatthefrick]

12:40am poetry i guess

every kiss i’ve ever had

i remember it vividly.

my first.

my second.

the first person.

the second.

the third.

you. you are the 4th.

the first turned sour. sticky. unwanted.

the second, empty. platonic, but not quite. 

the third, platonic. but not to me.

then, you.

the first time you kissed me was homecoming night.

we sat at the top of the stadium. the highest step. 

i was cold. slouching. shivering.

your arm around me. me needing you.

i looked up at you, breath catching again. we’re not supposed to call boys beautiful, but you really are.

you were looking at me. i couldn’t breathe. 

“what?” i giggled. even though i hate that word. i did.

i can’t remember what you said after that. maybe it was “you’re just so beautiful” or “nothing”. it’s just in my head now. floating around.

and you kissed me.

my lips cold. yours, warm.

my stomach with millions of iridescent rosy butterflies.

you were warm. and not just physically.

i couldn’t stop smiling. of course i couldn’t.

you kissed me again, two or three times before we went inside.

we went with our friends, danced.

i thought you couldn’t see me dancing.

but i turned around and you were somehow right there.

dancing with me in your head,

we went up the steps. kissed again. endless in that moment.

we went outside. cold but not for each other.

you pressed your lips to mine, i pressed back. but kisses aren’t just physical. 

every time you’ve kissed me, i’ve imprinted it on my heart.

you had to leave soon. but i still smiled, because i couldn’t be sad after being so infinite in that moment. 

and that. that was when you told me you loved me first. 

and that. that was when i knew i loved you too.

so soon.

so right.

infinite still.

i love you.

[silkdiary]

on friday nights i’m surrounded by angels in the air. downtown is heaven and all the pretty lights look like destiny pulling me to the pearly gates. the glowing moon is my halo and the stars are celestial dust, giving me divine energy.

[thepoliticalfuckery]

So everyone is clear on the “Witch Hunt”

Hillary Clinton Benghazi “Investigation”

4 years

0 indictments

0 convictions

Hillary Clinton Email “Investigation”

2 years

0 indictments

0 convictions

Trump-Russia Investigation

15 months

41 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)

3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)

5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)

4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)

Roger Stone Adviser Obstruction of proceeding SCO 1 Indicted

Making false statements SCO 5 Indicted

Witness tampering SCO 1 Indicted

Indicted: Roger Stone

Indicted: Paul Manafort

Indicted: Rick Gates

Indicted: George Papadopoulos

Indicted: Michael Flynn

Indicted: Michael Cohen

Indicted: Richard Pinedo

Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan

Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik

Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers

Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin

Indicted: Mikhail Burchik

Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova

Indicted: Anna Bogacheva

Indicted: Sergey Polozov

Indicted: Maria Bovda

Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov

Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev

Indicted: Irina Kaverzina

Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko

Indicted: Internet Research Agency

Indicted: Concord Management

Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn

Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen

Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous

Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo

Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan

Guilty Plea: Rick Gates

Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):

Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)

Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)

Bank fraud (8 counts)

Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)

I Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Making false statements (6 counts)

Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)

Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)

False FARA statements (2 counts)

Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)

Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)

Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)

Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” - Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (via the-book-diaries)

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Master has given dabby a joint

[yowhatthefrick]

sum rly long, deep poetry shit (pt. 3)

you are, you were

2 months

the thought of you

no longer makes me

shiver

instead of being drowned

in missing you

i am drowned

in loving someone new

he is making me new

you never treated me like this

never loved me this easily

he took the time

to know me

before wanting me

he loved me as a friend

before he loved me as more

and now

i don’t even know how to tell him

how much i love him

he respects every word

my ‘yes’ or ‘no’, he heeds

unlike you

i never loved you like this

i’ve come to realize

i never really loved you

only the idea of being in love

was what i loved

but now

it isn’t an idea i’m in love with

it’s my life

and it’s truly reciprocated

it isn’t just me being a convenience

i am no longer a hobby

or someone to call when you’re bored

i am loved and i am in love

head over heels

heels over head

he parallels me

we are infinite in every single moment

the end

[yowhatthefrick]

sum rly long, deep poetry shit (pt.2)

the sound of my heart ripping

you only loved me when

it was convenient for you

it was so simple for you

just to walk away when you stopped caring

i gave you my heart

trusted you with my mind and my body

then you stopped talking to me

started avoiding me, avoiding my eyes

i wanted to work through it

i loved you

and you said you loved me

the paragraphs you sent me made me believe you

but now i wonder if you ever did

or if you just kept me around when

i was “convenient” for you

you thought i didn’t notice you drifting

you stopped saying i love you too

you started looking at other girls

you thought i wouldn’t notice

but here i am

you wouldn’t meet my eyes

you wouldn’t touch me

you wouldn’t even brush against my hands

i brought it up

texted you, waited

texted you, waited

waited while you scrolled through your phone

liking everyone’s pictures and messages

but you couldn’t bring yourself to answer mine

i would’ve thought

i’d have a little priority over

social media and the like

but no, not even when i called you.

you let the phone ring.

mistake… or was it?

i made a mistake-

i brought it up

i asked what was going on

why you were ignoring me

why you wouldn’t even look at me

like i said

it was a mistake

you didn’t have time for a relationship

it wasn’t me, though

you still loved hanging out with me

you didn’t say you loved me though

no, you stopped saying that

two months ago

i asked why you still had time

to party and sit around

but didn’t have time to text me back

but i said i understood you’d been busy

all you did was thank me for understanding

i cried myself to sleep

for 3 weeks after that

every single night

miss you, weep

miss you, weep

miss you, weep

over and over again and again

why was i not enough for you

what was it about me

that wasn’t good enough

was i annoying? clingy?

was i not pretty enough?

not funny enough? not nice enough?

was i not a good enough kisser?

i just wasn’t enough

and i still don’t know why

i am free of you

three weeks have passed now

new scars settling in

new memories to bury

faces and conversations to forget

and you

to forgive

i am not mad:

i am sorrowful

reminiscent of days passed

never to be done again

i am scared

that i will never be

in your arms ever again

i am relieved

i no longer need

to keep myself perfect

clean-shaven, makeup done

for you

now, instead,

i do it for myself.

yes, i miss you

yes, i hope you’re doing well

yes, i would go back to what we had in an instant

but i don’t have that choice

the choice i do have

is to move on

i do it for myself

[yowhatthefrick]

sum rly long, deep poetry shit

i loved you… loveD

if you asked me

how much i loved you

i would say i love you

like the moon loves the sun

i want to look after you

like the stars

look after the moon

i would say that

but i don't know how true it is

i dont know whats going on

even in my own mind

every day i think

they love me

they love me not

the petals of every flower i pick

sprinkle my dresser

like the thoughts that sprinkle

my mind

i never remember

what the petals end on

because it doesn't matter

it's just a game of chance

like the rest of life

you never know which card

you're going to pull

and the deck changes

life is that game of chance

but you can pick the genre

of the book you're writing

for yourself

you can decide

what type of story

your bones will tell

you can't pick the details

but you can make

a pretty damn good outline

when you got here

one day i was sitting there

and you walked in

and the entire world went

wow. this is new.

i didn’t know yet

how important,

how influential,

how zealous we would become

you broke me open

but it was amazing

my feelings spilled out and known

and i knew you too

you walked in

and my life was new

i saw things in ways i hadn’t before

ways to appreciate the little things

a kiss on the cheek when the sister was there

a kiss on the lips when she wasn’t

a finger trailing up my sleeve

shivering, crumbling my façade

my façade was denying my feelings

afraid of falling into this

afraid of being hurt

afraid of this alien thing called love

but then trust came into play

you showed me every day what trust was

and i no longer denied myself

no longer tried to deceive

no longer was afraid

i opened my heart to you

but you turned away so easily

[farsizaban-deactivated20180323]

A man who has traveled to 217 countries in the world on visiting Iran 

http://highlife.ba.com/articles/lessons-learned-from-travelling-to-217-countries/

[aaliyahbreaux]

This is so cute omg

[anreill]

Grandma’s all over the world gotta make sure you’re fed

[gotoitlaughing]

Do not let dust gather on your body Many live life too fast missing small moments along the way Yet it is also possible to live too slowly Beware remaining unmoved for so long that you forget what it is to breathe new air It will not be long before you are buried where you lay

O.B. (via gotoitlaughing)