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Hello! (: Kristal | Sophomore | Directioner ♡ | 10-04-13 ♡ | Feel free to ask me anything! c: I blog about what I want to blog. ✌ SCROLL DOWN OR SEARCH THRU THE TABS FOR MORE :D

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I love how he just catches her

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i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

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Omfg….

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We’re still marveling at Bruno’s moves!

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Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

"Make me",

"oh really",

"is that so"

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mom: wash the dishes please son: make me mom: unf daddy

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I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

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Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

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YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

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How the hell do woman survive this?

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Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

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why is this transparent

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plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

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givingblowjobs:

james fucking deen

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nightnursenotes:

icuisafourletterword:

How to fix the nursing shortage.

This is the cutest CPR ever.

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I would never stop smiling if a guy looked at me that way…

^same

fuck

WHO IS THIS

mmsksksksskidj ahh

Jean-Baptiste Maunier (thank you google)

LOVE ME

omg we just watched a movie starring him in french class

THIS GUY IS FROM LES CHORISTES OMG THAT MOVIE WAS MY FAVE AND HE WAS MY FAVE I

wow

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YES LES CHORISTES IS THE BEST MOVIE OH MY GOD HOW I LOVE FRENCH DAMN DAMN 

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