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@yrjana
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Make 'Em Confess! [Questions Meme]
Blush: What's something embarrassing you've done in front of a crush or someone you were trying to impress?
Boo!: What startles you?
Oops!: What's something embarrassing you've done in public?
Gone: Ever thought of running away? If you did, where would you go?
Lie to Me: What's a time you've lied?
Broken: What's been your lowest point?
Wings: What's a fantasy or wish of yours?
Kick the Bucket: Name two things on your "bucket list."
Talent: Do you have any strange talents or skills you've learned but never really had a use for?
Sing It!: What's a song or song genre that you like but don't often tell people you do?
Red Handed: What's one of your guilty pleasures?
Psych!: How gullible are you? Have you ever been pranked or playfully fooled?
Scared?: What's an irrational fear or phobia of yours?
Scarred: What's a part of or about you that you're insecure about?
Squirm: What's a topic that always makes you feel awkward when it gets brought up?
Mirror Mirror: How have other people admitted to seeing you? What impression do others say that they have about you or when they first met you?
Story Time: Tell a story about something you did or something that has happened to you within the last 24 hours.
[text] Mind teaching me some moves then? I may be thin and fit but I don’t know what to do with it.
[text] So, say someone calls me knife-ears again and gets in my face. What would you do if you were me?
[text] hm
[text] what you do is: you get a knife and hold it to their throat
[text] and then say something witty since you have a KNIFE and they called you KNIFE EARS. and after you say something witty they’ll likely leave you alone unless for whatever stupid reason you decided to do it in front of friends of theirs
[text] the witty thing is the most important part of it all IMO. start brainstorming
[text] I realize why I do none of these things: They seem nothing like me. I understand self defense and the like but...
[text] I suppose. I don’t really want to get arrested, wither it be for magic or public aggression.
[text] ….well don’t think of it as “public aggression” so much as “publicly telling someone they need to back the hell up”. it isn’t aggression if you started it. or at least I think so
[text] either way if you are interested I’d love to teach you SOMETHING. I decided a long time ago that if you were going to be as intent on staying in Kirkwall for whatever reason the very least I could do as a friend is teach you ways to defend yourself.
[text] Mind teaching me some moves then? I may be thin and fit but I don't know what to do with it.
[text] So, say someone calls me knife-ears again and gets in my face. What would you do if you were me?
[text] You know how I feel about my living conditions in Kirkwall. But I digress. I’m mostly a noodle, so if I were to get in a fight, I’d lose. I would have to resort to other forms to defend myself and using magic in public is a very sure way to get myself reported and brought to the Circle.
[text] being a noodle is a poor excuse. even if that WERE the case. you needn’t resort to magic. and I wouldn’t suggest that to you because I am OFC not a complete idiot
[text] even a noodle can handle itself in boiling water. (pretend that that sounded existential and meaningful.) what I’m saying is: you are more than capable of learning to defend yourself without magic! if I am I know you are.
[text] I suppose. I don't really want to get arrested, wither it be for magic or public aggression.
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[text] the only “knife” should have been the one wedged between his eye sockets IMO. also.. hm doesn’t feel like the place for you? what a terribly familiar situation we seem to have here. ;-)
[text] We’re having a perfectly good conversation here. No need to open a can of worms.
[text] jeez. kinda killed that one. I figured that adding the winky face would have made it more clear that it was a joke. :-/ in any case you need to at least learn to.. assert yourself. especially in hightown. physically or otherwise
[text] You know how I feel about my living conditions in Kirkwall. But I digress. I'm mostly a noodle, so if I were to get in a fight, I'd lose. I would have to resort to other forms to defend myself and using magic in public is a very sure way to get myself reported and brought to the Circle.
even though i dont like the dynamics of text rps, theyre very comfortable for me to do. its weird
i drew a wild card…… heh… get it…
[text] Just fine. Got called “knife-ears” a bit after trying to barter in Hightown however. It doesn’t feel like the place for me.
[text] the only “knife” should have been the one wedged between his eye sockets IMO. also.. hm doesn’t feel like the place for you? what a terribly familiar situation we seem to have here. ;-)
[text] We're having a perfectly good conversation here. No need to open a can of worms.
[text] about as long as I’ve wanted a pair of rabid nugs to bite my nipples off. which is.. on rare occasions.
[text] Sounds kinky. Has that fever gone away yet?
[text] it’s gone enough, I guess. thank you for your help with that by the way. I didn’t think I’d miss that rancid smelling soup
[text] or you
[text] So very…wild?…Rebellious? …Of you. Why so fiesty today?
[text] define “wild” and “rebellious”
[text] anyway I feel better so I guess that’s why. I do miss you though :-/ .. how have you been
[text] Just fine. Got called "knife-ears" a bit after trying to barter in Hightown however. It doesn't feel like the place for me.
[text] How long have you wanted this dick again?
[text] about as long as I’ve wanted a pair of rabid nugs to bite my nipples off. which is.. on rare occasions.
[text] Sounds kinky. Has that fever gone away yet?
[text] it’s gone enough, I guess. thank you for your help with that by the way. I didn’t think I’d miss that rancid smelling soup
[text] or you
[text] So very...wild?...Rebellious? ...Of you. Why so fiesty today?
Reblog if you are a very insecure role player.
[text] How long have you wanted this dick again?
[text] about as long as I’ve wanted a pair of rabid nugs to bite my nipples off. which is.. on rare occasions.
[text] Sounds kinky. Has that fever gone away yet?
[text] How long have you wanted this dick again?
anyone wanna rp?
Yrjana’s eyes trailed along the dingy ceiling of his home at the alienage. There was nothing to do and his mood was absolutely abyssmal. A knock at the door caught his interest, snapping his attention back to reality. His feet suddenly ached and there was no willpower in his body to get up, but his mind wandered at the possibility he was presented with.
"This should be wonderful."He stood up from his chair at the desk and came to the door curiously. "Yes?" he said before getting a clear look at the visitor’s face.