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cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

memewhore

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nevver

Hurry the dawn, Peter Stewart

goodsirs

Stephanie Hsu as Joy/Jobu Tupaki in Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

suazu

bisexuhowl

#now onto the more important thing: hummus#edit: i think what really gets me#is the implication that this woman is the only person that the hummus story would ever have worked on#that no one else would have believed the hummus story for even a moment#but this boy just happened to have a mother who did not know until that very moment that her favorite food was hummus#the one person on earth who took a single bite of hummus and thought#this explains all those orgasmic sounds#i need no further explanation#all i care about now is hummus (@unpretty)

bedupolker

Isopod Culture vs Isopod Counterculture

funnytwittertweets

aletheyass

it's a cold and it's a broken mamma mia

huffylemon

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oh god no sensory experience compares to playing mancala. like the little stones. the perfect wooden wells. the satisfaction of the dropping noises. it’s like heaven

343789359

i’ve seen so many ppl be like yeah i would take it out just to play by myself like wow all of us were really just sitting on the floor moving pebbles around for the thrill

itsapmseymour

What if I just-

itsapmseymour

It’s a platypus?

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

ororosmunroe

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment.

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed.

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal.