piss on me fucking piss on me

hi i'm emma, auckland new zealand

[gremlintit]

[munchroome]

[also-starring]

[memewhore]

[bitchycode]

Tru tho

[hellooteapots-deactivated201905]

when the solution to a problem is to call someone

[memewhore]

[averagefairy]

what does it want

[iida-tenya]

Never talk to me or my 47 Pidgeys again

[reservoirgays]

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

[oprahwingdings]

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

[slightmood]

me: *gets settled into bed*

my bladder:

[bastianspets]

my cute lil model

[botanize]

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[sobeitjayt]

me

[loganlerman]

[stability]