Certified Cunt

Full-time Lady || Part-time Guy She/He/They

[pawgliacci]

[knightoflodis]

Home

[yuckduck]

Having OCD is fun because the phantom bugs are back at least once a week and there’s nothing I can do but logic my way outta that one.

[yuckduck]

I just want to tell some of my employees “womp womp” one time. ONE time 😭

[mydododiedandthenreactivated]

Dan dderwen

[ssfith]

hello, hydrangea season 💜🩷

[crazy-brazilian]

[julymarte]

Imagine tho if this was a catch and release situation

You are minding your own business, a gigantic being elevates you from your realm and as you struggle between life and death you are shown ominous events beyond your comprehension and then you are catapulted back to your home all of a sudden

[autumnityk]

[nemos-hard-pear-juice]

Alternative

[chemsexholmes]

have you (to your knowledge) had covid-19?

yes, I multiple times

yes, at least once

never a symptomatic, positive case but truly probably

unashamed confident never. I've been hermetically sealed for the past 5 years

I don't believe in covid(?(

Voting ended onMay 22, 2024

[yuckduck]

I’m two days from being 24 and anytime I think of you, I’m ten years only again just begging you to love me enough.

[wildernesskellie]

Anyone wanna sit next to a lake a toss some rocks in silence with me

[rilldied-deactivated20241001]

this is getting me so bad

[theoldbone]

Great eared nightjar

[navoika]

this is a dragon

[after-the-raven-deactivated2022]

How is it possible for an animal to resemble a bird, a mammal, and a reptile simultaneously?

[rhube]

Those ARE great ears.

[kookaburra-laugh]

didnt even show off their insane mouth

[vangoghcore]

by odwyer_sio9

[neilsracquet]

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[semusepsu]

[crazy-brazilian]

[oracularcult]

laga dyga is an evil hag and she is going to Get you

[desinteresse]

Some writers took ‘write what you know’ too seriously so now every other protagonist is an insecure little bore with an anxiety disorder