from Mahabharata

My "carrd": wikipedia.org/wiki/Yudhishthira bastard at conception, brought to salvation by a Polyandrous Marriage

[yudrilsthira]

you people who talk about losing a chess game to a dog like that is the worst potential outcome of Dog Chess.. fools all, you cannot fathom the misery, of the sad bastard who WON.

[yudrilsthira]

you have no idea what its like for me.

[yudrilsthira]

i win the chess game. the dog pats me on the head with its fucken dog foot. it says "thats great." it says "youre doing great"

[yudrilsthira]

only then do i understand the bitter truth:

the dog's my dad, up to his old tricks again!!

[yudrilsthira]

I'm Yudhishthira King of Kurus and this is my story

[7dmom]

I lost a lot in life but I got it all back so it's basically fine except for when I didn't have stuff.

[yudrilsthira]

"gambling addict who let his family down" rejected character type for the gacha but its mostly because focus groups did not like my moustache

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[yudrilsthira]

and bhima just ate it.

[7dmom]

oyfull feeling when the trap finally snafs shut

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[yudrilsthira]

i dont need a " court jester" because that is basically what im doing to myself all the time every single fucking day

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[yudrilsthira]

nothing he says is ever funny

[yudrilsthira]

seeking applicants for the position of "witch that turns princes into swans"

[yudrilsthira]

the ideal candidate will be able to turn 105 princes into swans and be COMPLETELY sure we dont turn back

[yudrilsthira]

seeking applicants for the position of "witch that turns princes into swans"

[medievaljournalist]

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

[yudrilsthira]

dronacharya says shit like this every day idk why anyone cares anymore..

[yudrilsthira]

vyasa used an "item duplication glitch" to do that an d there was NO server rollback

[medievaljournalist]

sorry to all the outlying villages but we cant do anything about the invading armies of the demon lord because all of our sword saints have decided to become maids for some reason

[yudrilsthira]

they can still be charioteers

[powerburial]

one of the best titles for a paper ive seen

[yudrilsthira]

you have to be careful about this sometimes

[nadianotapplicable]

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

[sibyllance]

The greeks had the labyrinth but that was more like IKEA, including the employee who's job it is to hunt you down and kill you

[yudrilsthira]

in the kurukshetra war we had the SCP 106

[dogshitdotnet]

Come on .... Lady luck !!!

[jame7t]

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

[yudrilsthira]

tthis is what my dad said to mandavya that caused that whole problem