Yuen + Voices

Writing some stuff for random fandoms. And when I random I truly mean random, I see no pattern whatsoever lol Asks open! But a bit slow Latest Fandom： ？？？

[yuenthevoices]

guide thingy yay!!

hi! kinda new to posting on tumblr so cut me some slack if some posts look goofy lol

anyways, intro bit! i used to be a writer on wattpad/ao3 but stopped sometime during pandemic, and now i feel like writing again so here's where i plan to do that! i plan on mostly writing some oneshots, maybe some concepts that have been rattling around my head for a while. not sure yet if i'll do requests, but hey if you've got an idea you really wanna just throw out of your brain go for it!

i bounce around fandoms as much as a screensaver so odds are i'll be at least a little familiar with a fandom if you're nice enough to ask, but here are some fandoms i feel kinda confident writing about!

Overwatch

TF2

Hetalia

TWST

JJBA (parts 1-6)

Punch Out

as for what i won't write, since i don't have a solid set for what i will write:

nsfw (maybe check back later lol)

yandere

minor x anyone (get out of here kanye)

gore

please remember this'll probably be updated every now and then so if you keep coming back to my writing please check!

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Cybertronians and human intuition!

So for this little scenario, I'm using the idea that Cybertronians can feel human EM fields, and therefore sense some of our emotions/feelings! The variation of this headcanon that I love the most currently is that they can only feel human EM fields when in contact with us, so this is mainly what I'm going off of!

Intuition is one of those things about humans that I think is just so cool, like wdym we can just sense stuff beyond our 5 senses?? I'd like to think many Cybertronians would have a similar view to that as well. The fact that humans can just sense something that no scans - visual, audio, thermal, etc. - can pick up on, it almost seems like a sudden and brief power of prediction.

A common example - and the thought that prompted me to write this - is just the fact we can feel when we're being watched, or that someone is near somewhere before we can see. And, tying it into Cybertronians being able to feel emotions and sensations through our EM field, it'd be interesting for them to experience the feeling - even if it's second hand.

Imagine simply hanging out with your Cybertronian buddy - sitting on their shoulder with the larger bots, or maybe just leaning against them if they're closer to minibot size. Either way, you both were just relaxing - chatting, watching something, or simply sitting in each others' company. But then, out of nowhere, you feel like you're being watched. And because of the contact you had with your Cybertronian buddy, they feel it through your EM field too. The almost chilling sensation just on the back of the neck, as if something was just behind you in a certain direction. It's unlike any of the senses they're used to. It's random, inexplicable - but as you turn in the direction of the feeling, there is something there. Maybe it was another human on some far off catwalk if you're in a base with humans and Cybertronians; if you were in a room or at home, it was just someone at the door, your head turning even before the sound could be heard.

I'm not even sure what their reactions would be, because I really can't think of anything that compares to the feeling? There doesn't feel like a sensation that can describe it, it's really like we just...know, which honestly might be even more confusing.

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"Cameraman never dies" except Cybertronians well and truly believe it

if you can't tell from my last couple of works, really love the concept of cybertronians being confused by humans because we are strange, funky, unoptimized creatures, so i'm just accepting the brain worm and rolling with it!

but anyway, in case this is your first time hearing the phrase, "cameraman never dies" is a bit of a joke phrase about how the person filming behind the camera always survives; usually from viral videos or movies. because no cameraman has died on camera, right??

now, i'm gonna hold your hand and you're gonna imagine this with me:

There's some kind of danger happening - not exactly a new occurrence hanging around the bots - but this time, you're actually somehow in the line of danger. Smoke and debris cloud the air, only just beginning to settle. Your bot buddy had long lost sight of you in the chaos, and they're (understandably) panicked. Searching the now eerily quiet battlefield, scanning for thermal signatures, identifying colors, the sound of your voice - anything, yet they can find nothing.

Only when panic truly starts to settle in, do they see something. A small, familiar silhouette traversing the rubble and ruin towards them. And they, in turn, immediately make their way to you - crossing the distance that would've taken you a good minute to traverse in just a few strides. Once they reach you, to their relief, you're completely fine. Maybe some dirt and debris, a couple of scuffs and stains on your clothing, but largely uninjured - a miracle considering you seemed to have come from the direction of the battle itself. So, of course they ask (maybe after some fussing) what happened, and how did you remain uninjured?

To which you give a grin, proudly holding up a camera to them. "Cameraman never dies!". Understandably, this elicits some confusion - perhaps they laugh along with you, or scold you about the dangers of battlefields and war - but ultimately, they shrug it off, deciding to first get you somewhere safe before questioning it.

Once you're both out of harm's way, they do ask you again. To which you pull out your small device again, now turning the screen around to show- wait, was that the battle from earlier? And from the angle, it looked like you had been close too, far too close for comfort or to simply leave unscathed. So they ask again, and again, they get the response of "cameraman never dies". At this point, it can't be a joke, can it? But going to the internet, they find out that this seems to be an actual human phenomenon; a common occurrence where the human filming a dangerous and periling event is fine (half of them are movies, and another good chunk of the media are wildlife photographers, but still).

Is this just a rule of Earth that a person filming should not be attacked? Or is there some sort of natural law that protects humans once they have a camera in their hands? Or is it just a common superstition? Of course, some bots will immediately get that its a joke - a strange one, perhaps, but humans in general are strange so nothing new there. Some will chalk it up as a human superstition, and some will actual believe that humans who film with a device are somehow protected by some unseen force. If you're feeling nice, you could explain it to them - but, lets be honest, it'd be funnier to watch them puzzle and contemplate :) a few might even try to experiment! in which case you definitely might want to explain the joke

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studying for a my philosophy test and came to two ideas to help me understand my concepts

one: Shockwave probably fits under the term empiricist - people who believe the "real' sciences the things that can for sure be tested and proven; think physics, chemistry, etc. (not exactly what empiricism is, but roughly)

and two: Shockwave, like many empiricists, would also hate the works of Hegel, which i think is super funny. (if you've never heard of Hegel's works, think flowery wording and contradictions. guy would probably put :3 in his works is he was alive today)

maybe i've been studying for too long, but the idea of Shockwave discovering Hegel's works - which are supposed to be his theories about how the world works - and seeing all the contradictions, unprofessional wording, and just how difficult the reading actually is to understand is just really, really funny to me. like he finds the philosophy equivalent of the class clown's essay and just like, chucks the datapad he was reading it off of.

even funnier idea to me would be bringing up the verifiability theory of meaning - or basically, if you can't even think of a test to prove something, it doesn't really matter. but the funny thing about this is - the theory technically can't even verify itself. like, i'd just wanna know if Shockwave could even come up with an answer for this??

imagine he somehow gets stuck with a philosopher human bringing this point up, like what can he do? prove the theory??

idk its just funny for me to think of stumping Shockwave's logic haha

tldr: projecting transformers onto my studying (its working i think?)

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Transformers with a human reader that absolutely lights up about a special interest. i know someone has absolutely written about this before (shame if it somehow doesn't exist), but it's an idea that i, as a stem major starting to get to a level of education that scares your average joe (and me), just really love rn :)

bonus points if it's around when any of the bots/cons are getting to know reader, and it's just the first time they actually are very visibly excited or passionate about something and just makes them go "oh! so thats really them!"

obviously i'm going to be a little bias and start with a science/engineering special interest first, which i think would be especially interesting considering they're mechanical as well - maybe they could compare their understandings of science! the commonalities, the differences, etc. i think all of them would at least find such an interest a little fascinating, but especially those more tech-aware or leaning. a favorite thought of mine is a reader helping older cybertronians with joint pain or mobility issues (sg!soundwave is my main inspiration for this) by oiling their joints or being able to clean rust from spots that are a little harder for them to reach, and reader is just absolutely excited to help them out!

very similarly to a previous post i've made, medical interest reader talking to literally any medic will range from fascination to confusion, to maybe just being weirded out. again, the human body is strange, so have fun explaining that to cybertronians! like, what do you mean your eyes aren't connected to your immune system because it would attack your eyes and cause you to go blind?? why do you have to remove extra teeth???

music and the arts! there are definitely some bots that would love to hear you both talk about, and show some of your favorite songs! not just about the song, but the story behind it, some of your favorite genres, maybe even music theory! or maybe you've got a specific painting or photo that you need to talk about the composition, the color, the time period, go on! got a favorite book or series you can't just keep to yourself? talk away about the latest twist that's got you so excited!

of course, there are way more special interests than i've written here, and I think there's gotta be at least one cybertronian somewhere in the wide universe that would love to hear about each one!

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heyyy, guess who's sorta backk! writing partially to procrastinate, partially to look busy while at my (essentially) front desk job

BUT! back to transformers! i've been very, very slowly reading the IDW comics via a very lovely google drive i recently stumbled upon (i did NOT realize how many comics there were) and also random bits and pieces from the wiki of characters/things i don't understand

during my IDW learning so far, the thing i'm actually most sad about are the Kinights of Cybertron - again this is from the wiki bc unfortunately my prior knowledge was only related to the bayverse movie sharing a similar name.

TLDR - learning the doom and misery of IDW, and wondering if there are any fics/fan stuff about the Knights of Cybertron!

spoilers for the IDW comics below in case you're also a fellow new learner!

so - again, going off the wiki - i was really sad to learn that all of the Knights of Cybertron are apparently dead :(

even though i knew it either didn't exist or wouldn't be found, i really do feel bad that there is no "cyberutopia" or not even ONE of them survived (or maybe one has? i won't take a wiki page's word as law lol)

i don't really hate it of course! a huge part of the comics are about religion, and i think making a story about the misinterpretation is a super cool concept! plus, i guess there technically are knights? like how Drift (i think) is, and the whole idea about Dei Atlas (peak name btw i absolutely love it) and his ideals.

buttt still, i think it would've been super interesting to have, maybe at least, like a survivor? maybe someone who just got separated and joins the lost light crew to find the rest of the knights. or better yet, someone who totally subverts their idea of what the knights were! (hey maybe once i learn more that could be a fire x reader idea)

but then i remember that the wonderful world of the internet exists! so, if anyone would be kind enough to point out some stuff another fellow equally as fixated about the knights may have possibly written, or maybe some corrections on anything in this post i've gotten wrong, that'd be great!

ty for coming to my ted talk lol

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so...not writing, but i just gotta put this somewhere bc i am FIENDING

i found this new (free) visual novel which i ABSOLUTELY LOVE RN and its new so there isn't fan content rn and so pretty soon i'm going to be the change in the world i wanna see and make some stuff hehe

ANYWAY! this new visual novel is called Don't Eat The Cashier! and is this awesome supernatural-based vn where you end up as a cashier at a supernatural gas station! so, you spend the night helping supernatural customers and (as the name implies) try not to get eaten! and hey, some customers seem to be interested in you ;)

There are 3 main li's (4 including Bob?), all of which i just LOVE!!

There's the Mad King Deiran, a man dressed as a jester who seemingly bends reality to his will. He seems to seek fun in his own chaotic, kinda scary way, but is still quite the gentleman and definitely has more to him than the madness!

Second, there's David, a gangster with a rough life recently turned free vampire...and also walks in tracking blood all over the gas station floor. He's a bad boy hiding behind leather and ass-related threats, but maybe you could be the first one to show him some kindness?

Last but definitely not least, there's Viktor! A flirty incubus...okay well, he's trying to be flirty, but really, he doesn't seem like he has a clue on how an incubus is supposed to act, or how socializing works for that matter. Honestly, he seems too dorky to be a Casanova. Maybe you could help him out, and probably ask how he doesn't know how to be an incubus.

I honestly have replayed this game like 5 times already, and I definitely wanna replay it some more! Something to note though is that the game does had a set protagonist and name, but it came up a few enough times that I didn't really mind, but just a heads up to those who are looking to play! The game is currently available in both english and russian as well!

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As Long as I Love, I Live (Oneshot/Writing Prompt)

This is just a story concept I would love to see! Or at the very least, see more of. Hope you enjoy, and let me know who you think fits the prompt!

intended for fantasy, but can be modern as well! tried to keep both parties gender neutral, so sorry if the terms may be confusing!

Dum Amo, Vivo. A saying written in a place only a fool would keep it - close to their heart. As if the words themselves could shield their heart from danger, from death, from heartbreak. Yet, these three words were more than mere writing. They were a vow held dear and secret, known to no one else; not even the person who inspired them.

For how could they know? That the depths of their feelings extended beyond amicable, or that the words and actions they shared carried more meaning than just friendship? A vow strong enough to shield their heart, and steer their will, when the reverse cannot be said? They were simply viewed as a trusted friend - someone close, but not as close as they wished to be; yearned to be.

But how could they even begin to ask, from someone so kind and a smile so bright? To risk loosing that warmth; that gentle kindness they haven't felt anywhere else, was too great a danger to even think about. Even if they weren't the type to cut them off after such a confession, things would never be the same. No matter how kind they were, no matter how much they acted as if it was fine. And that was the last thing they could lose.

So, they stayed by their side, vow over their heart, as they watched that warmth and light beam on someone else - basking the soft spotlight on someone else. Someone who wasn't them. But that was fine. This was fine. Because being close enough to feel the warmth directed at someone else was all they needed.

For loving them was enough. Because loving them kept them living.

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yeaaa so brainrot has switched to TF2/Overwatch so might be seeing more of this lol

but anyways i had like a sudden flashback to a oneshot fanfic i read in like middle school that i can't remember the fandom or author of, but the plot of it and the setting and the reader just like fit so perfectly for the premise of a TF2 fic that like I literally couldn't NOT write it. this is rushed bc i have to be somewhere as i'm writing this but yea lol

reader is gn and obviously an adult, no specific merc/team for now so just a sort of premise for this? if i suddenly think of a great merc specific one or maybe get a request i'll write some merc specific stuff, but without further yapping:

Badass Bartender prompt!

Somewhere, just outside the Teufort desert, in one of the more secluded and abandoned towns, there lies a bar, seemingly unremarkable at a first glance. However, there are two things that make this bar particularly unique - patrons of the bar, and the owner themselves.

There's not much to be said about the frequent patrons of this bar - a loud, strange group of a questionable profession, and who the townsfolk knew to be the source of the constant sounds of combat and destruction from within the desert during the day. They were truly a...unique group of individuals, not easily forgotten, and if you're reading this, odds are you already know these lunatics.

As for the owner of this bar, they themselves were a bit of a mystery. With seemingly infinite patience, their establishment was one of the few within this small town that hadn't yet banned the group. Often turning a blind eye to their frequently bloody, burnt, or injured appearances and even more unkempt weapons they carried with them, they seemed quite indifferent, treating them like any other customer. There was only one rule the owner had for these patrons - no violence within the bar. They could brawl right outside the entrance for all they cared, only violence within the establishment itself was something they didn't allow.

Tonight was one of those rare nights where the entire mercenary team was present, with the group occupying most of the bar seats. They were, as usual, raucous and rowdy, with a small few actually acting normal, and more removed from the group. The bartender, for the most part, kept to themselves - polishing glasses, serving drinks when requested, politely yet firmly declining any drink requests they either didn't know or didn't have in stock (they made a mental note to look into what "Bonk" was and how possible it was to order a stock of it). An occasional side eye or clearing of their throat occurred when one of the mercenaries were fairly close to resorting to violence, which seemed to be every five minutes, which they usually obliged to.

This time however, it seemed as if there was a genuine fight about to start. The shouting escalated, with two of them standing from their stools, seemingly about to start swinging at each other. However, behind these two, a figure seemed to appear from the shadows, a knife raised and aimed at one of their backs. Suddenly, a gunshot rang out through the bar, followed by the resounding thud of a body hitting the floor. All eyes were turned to the bartender, holding a smoking pistol pointed in the body's direction. The bartender sighed, lowering the still smoking pistol below the counter, placing it in some hidden shelf out of sight of the mercenaries.

"Take the body on your way out."

The bartender then went back to polishing a glass, as if nothing had happened.

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Okay so I haven't seen Transformers One yet (just had midterms) but honestly from the bits i've seen of it - from movie clips on tiktok to some of the hilarious promo stuff they have Bee do - i'm ABSOLUTELY in love with it. some of my favorite stuff i've seen are the little, more niche details i don't see enough of that really show how much care has actually been put into the movie. don't worry, no spoilers for the actual movie - mostly about official promo clips and such.

for example, i saw a bit of an interview where it's said the animation team all grew up with transformers, and were even fighting to animate their favs. there was also another interview i saw where someone - i believe a story boarder/director - seemed genuinely pretty sad that they couldn't do the Megatron gladiator and Orion Pax archivist backstories because it would make the movie too long. like, there is just so much genuine love for the franchise that makes the movie so good and so interesting its crazy like ahduaogeuaisahe

alright alright so enough of my rant i know some of y'all are here for the x reader stuff soooo here's some TF One headcanons! also do keep in mind that this is from my very limited knowledge of the movie characters so prob oc? if they were to somehow meet humans

B-127 (Badassatron)

first off, he's such a silly guy and so adhd coded

but honestly, as a human, be just a bit careful around him, seeing as he accidentally knife-handed quite a few people, and some on purpose

he'd either be as clumsy as he is with his friends that he built, or would literally be too scared to get within touching distance of a human

if you want to get closer to him, honestly just listen to him - with some small input here and there to show you're listening - and he'd want to hang around you a lot more

really, just be nice, don't baby him, and let him yap as much as he wants - bonus points if you sometimes yap to him as well, i'm sure he'd be a great listening, with a lot of input from him, of course

Elita One

honestly, i wish i knew or could tell more about her, but any clips or trailers i've seen her in are pretty limited glimpses into her character

the trait i see the most from these glimpses however, is how she's ambitious and diligent

she'd probably respect you a great deal if you're as ambitious and diligent as she is, and would probably be a bit proud if you compliment her work ethic as well

i think she'd like someone who matches her, aiming for higher goals with the work and strength to prove it - especially since you're a human

bonus points if you can kick ass as well

D-16

similar case to Elita, except i think i have a bit more to go off of, considering how much he shows up in promo trailers and stuff

honestly, kinda hard for me to say?

again, i think he'd appreciate someone similar to him, considering how much time he spends with orion, it'd be a nice change of pace

someone who won't take bs, maybe a teeny bit of malicious compliance, and someone who doesn't try to hide their opinions

considering how mush shit miners seem to take from those who can transform, seeing someone else - especially some smaller, squisher being - being proactive and not taking shit, he'd probably be interested

Orion Pax

ok so only doing orion pax and not optimus prime because in total i've only seen like 3 clips of him as optimus soooo yea

i could see him with a jokester kind of person, but also with a more calm caretaker kind of person as well

being a jokester with him would be fun, and he'd probably have no problem with carrying you around to places for plans

being a calm caretaker would possibly be a little more stressful, but still fun with him nonetheless

either way, he'd still be somewhat careful, keeping in mind that he is much larger and sturdier than humans are

just don't play dead on him please, he'd genuinely freak out and run you over to D-16 and ask him what's wrong (D-16 probably won't find it nearly as funny lol)

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Sooo, Marvel fandom, how we doing???

Between the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie, the new characters for Marvel Rivals (i would die/kill for jeff), and RDJ apparently coming back as Doom, I'm being dragged back like how Disney is dragging the faces of the MCU films back for another 20 years.

I've been a pretty casual fan of Marvel, the most in depth information I know is probably any random youtube shorts/tiktok randomly explaining a certain comic specific event (ex: how deadpool killed everyone that one time, how jeff came to be, ect.)

soooo basically, anyone got any tips for some media to start learning more?? already have my eye on X-Men '97, since I kinda know the least abt them, but is there anything else that's a good starting point?

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So another thing I sort of wonder about, if Cybertronians were to try to adapt or integrate into human society, is some of more ambiguous legal stuff. Like, would they have to get driver's licenses?? Would it become normal to see bots stressing about their permit test? Would they even go to a human DMV or would there be some other building/facility specifically for them? And would they have to wear license plates as well??

Like, just imagine trying to help your bot study for their permit test or trying to explain traffic laws to them. I'm sure bots like Optimus, Ratchet or Soundwave would pass easily - flying colors even. The speedsters might have a bit of a tough time - I think Bee would probably have to retake the written portion at least once (i hated that part myself).

I have no idea how pilot's licenses work but I'd imagine they're probably just as intricate and frustrating as a driver's license is to get. I can practically see Starscream or the Jett twins complaining about the test.

Maybe it'd be part of their citizenship test? Or some other transfer/travelling requirement to Earth. Even worse if they have to learn different countries' driving laws or such. But I like the idea of them having to go to a human DMV funnier because I just love the image of a cybertronian waiting in a lobby to take their test.

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Hay I’m the anon who recommended nautica to you I got one more her name is velocity she’s from a transformer series called more then meets the eye

She’s a medic and some great headcanons of her would be her learning about the human body and how it affects her relationship with her human s/o

hey again anon! thanks for another great recommendation! honestly i just loving thinking about how the more medical/scientific bots would react in general to how funky human functions are so this is kinda just kick that i needed to yap about it. it'll also just be more general headcanons and not Velocity specific (even tho i already love her). i'm sure somebody else has written something about this or something similar but this is kinda what i think of it

funky human functions (aka cybertronians being worried as shit)

i'll just start with the obvious of humans being organics - they find it weird, but not THAT weird

sure somethings they need to get used to, such as how fragile humans are compared to them, but i don't think that's specifically what would weird them out

i think the main thing that would freak out many of the medical/scientifically inclined bots are some of the (stupid) functions of the human body

their human buddy/partner having a side stitch/cramp seemingly out of nowhere and has to take a minute

or when their human sits/stands up a little too fast and they kinda sway a bit or just immediately fall back into their seat like "oh whoops i stood up too fast"

their bot kinda has the medical student syndrome where they rush to basically the worst conclusion, like "omg wtf are you experiencing organ failure???" and the human's just like "nah thats normal give me like a second" and lo and behold they are in fact fine after a minute

doing research on the human body they would find so many seemingly redundant functions we have or just inefficient compared to what cybertronians are used to

for example, how there are commonly humans born with conditions where something in the human body just doesn't work properly - like eyesight problems, essentially any ailment where the human body produces too much or too little of something that they need, etc.

of course it's not exactly easy to replace organic body parts so like they're researching human treatments as well

even if they do study human functions for a while, i still think there would be some niche things that would surprise/scare them

ex: that feeling when, as you're falling asleep, you're body just jerks like you got hit with a taser - i specifically imagine Ratchet with this one because i think he'd have the funniest reaction - but it's usually some variation of first asking if the human's alright, and then asking why tf that just happened

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i think bots would be really baffled on our fear of bugs. one day their human partner is standing ontop of the counter so said bot proceeds to panic too only to realise theyre?? freakin scared?? of a bug?? like what your ancestors killed entire lands of animals and your?? scared of this weird smaller creature??

wait cuz i actually love this idea, ty anon!

Imagine a cybertronian just coming home to/visiting their human partner, only to see them on top of the furniture, as far away from the ground as they could possibly get themselves, a panic stricken look in their eyes. They're understandably very worried, immediately asking what's wrong and if they're alright. The human just points somewhere on the floor, and as they scan the general direction in which they're pointing, they just see this tiny speck on the floor - absolutely miniscule in comparison to them. And they're understandably very confused. I mean, they're scared of something this small? this tiny little insect that their human could easily squash themselves or even easily outrun?

The more confident or cocky bots would probably laugh at their human for being so scared of such a miniscule insect. The sweeter or more observant ones would probably console their human first, trying to calm them down. Either way, after a few moments (and maybe some yelling from their human), the insect is gone - much to the relief of their human.

Upon further questioning from the bot, the human probably has to explain how danger some insects can actually be to humans. I'd imagine they'd be surprised at how diverse and dangerous some insects actually are. Black widows with their high harmful venom, or jumping spiders too fast for humans to easily catch, or even mosquitos, which could carry dangerous diseases with them. With this explanation, many bots would suddenly understand the fear humans often have - although some would still make light fun of their partners whenever they get scared - but many will be quite devoted to keeping their human away from any insects, either getting their human away, getting rid of the spider, or perhaps both.

Little extra: Imagine the bot placing a fake insect somewhere visible in order to have an excuse to hold their human away from the "danger" - or maybe just to feel heroic :)

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Hay a good bot for some Cybertronian x human headcanons would be nautica your would love her

After some brief research I can tell you that I do absolutely love Nautica! Thank you so much for the recommendation anon i love her already <3

Soooo without further ado, just some rambles about how I think she would react to Earth and the weird little humans on it

Nautica x Human headcanons!

Immediately she strikes me as one of the few Cybertronians that would be just fascinated by Earth

An obvious fascination would be the ocean of course, considering her alt mode and all, as well as the many weird creatures we've got in them (i think she'd absolutely love whales)

I think something less obvious she'd be interested in is the social norms of humans

There are various social norms I think cybertronians would find strange, but I think the concept she would be most baffled by would just be the human acceptance of different social tolerances (aka introverts, extroverts, ambiverts, etc.)

From the brief research I did, she came from what seems like very forcibly social planet, so to come to Earth and see humans just seeing the various social tolerances pretty widely accepted would probably cause some whiplash

Like, just imagine that, perhaps at some large social gathering, a human buddy of hers is kind of clearly tired or uncomfortable, and they are just kind of like "Hey guys, kinda socially drained right, I'm just gonna be going" and the other humans are obviously like "Oh ok, yea thats chill see ya later" and are genuinely alright with it and don't think any less of the person for leaving

Kinda simple human things like that would be probably stun her the most (or anyone from the a similar origin to her tbh)

would absolutely LOVE listening to a "nerdy" human, like yes! tell her about that 3D model you're working on! or even lore fo a game you're really fixated on (i think she'd get a kick out of trying to figure out the kingdom hearts lore)

Just a few things I was thinking of, I def wanna learn more about her tho!

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So, thanks to my new knowledge of G1, I now know mermaids are canon to at least one transformers media, so that got me thinking even more about cybertronian reactions to humans. But like, instead of your average humans, they're meta/hybrid humans.

Aquatic cybertronians like Seaspray being shown around a body of water by their mermaid/siren/selkie/nymph/naiad friend, not having to worry about their oxygen.

Speedsters like Bumblebee or Hot Rod/Rodimus racing their hybrid friend(ex: cheetah, wolf, deer, rabbit, etc.), still outpacing them by quite a bit, but they manage to keep up, while also enjoying the speed.

Taller bots like Optimus, Ultra Magnus, and Grimlock not needing to crouch or stare near the ground because their winged buddy can simply fly to meet them at eye level.

(i'm sorry i just love this gif lmao)

If we're involving magic as well, imagine trying to explain it to Ratchet or Whirl, as they attempt to compare it to what science they know and trying to find the logic within it.

In general, with the addition of fantasy like hybrids of humans, there'd be so much more diversity that the bots would have to take in, and i just think it'd be really neat and funny

[yuenthevoices]

SO WHO WAS GONNA LET ME KNOW G1 ACTUALLY HAD CYBERTRONIANS X HUMANSSS

ok so first i saw two wonderful edits earlier today, both of which i believe are from G1?? the first one is Powerglide and Astoria, just (what i assume to be) the whole episode of them going on a date the entire day WHICH IS SO CUTEEE LIKE THE WAY HE DOES HUMAN STUFF FOR HER LIKE SITTING ON THAT CAROUSEELLLL!!!

and then Seaspray and the mermaid Alana too (Seaspray is adorable too like how have i never heard of him before) I did look into them and the mermaid people are kind of aliens as well? but they're mostly humanoid so i'm gonna consider that close enough

anyways i just had to share this revelation bc now there are two more humans that are just like me fr and they're both rlly sweet relationships

also this may or may not lead to another headcanon/ramble thing i might write later