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Give joy - it's like to see the sunrise.

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Diana: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice queen.

Leona: *smiles*

Diana:

Diana: I’m a mess. Someone help.

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McCRee: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? I’d be excited just to have a bunk bed!

Genji:

Genji: I’m gonna tell him.

Reyes: Don’t you dare.

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Junkrat: My heart is telling me yes, but Roady is telling me no.

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Mercy: What do you see in our future?

Pharah: Oh…I don’t know. Maybe…our own place and…a few little ones, of our own, running around the house?

Ana, popping out of nowhere: GRANDKIDS?

Pharah: I MEANT PUPPIES. LITTLE PUPPIES.

Pharah: AND GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

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Moira: Hey, would you die for Mercy?

Pharah: I will die a million lives for her.

Moira: Cool, cool. Can you help me on a project that will definitely not put you in danger?

Pharah: ...

Moira: For Mercy, of course.

Pharah: Oh, then yeah, for Mercy.

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Pharah: *carrying Mercy bridal style, talking to her calmly*

Brigitte: *sprints past, carrying D.Va over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes while they’re both screaming*

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zoe: h-

xayah: i am very tired. please go directly to hell.

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Pharah: You know, we both look beautiful tonight.

Mercy: You know, if you’d just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, “So do you.”

Pharah: I wouldn’t take that chance.

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Lux: Any questions?

Lulu: Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?

Lux: I meant- *resignedly* the worm.

Lulu: Yes! Worms rule!

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Mercy, seeing a goat in the cabinet: Why is there- you know what? I don't want to know. Just get rid of it by the time I come back. Thanks.

Goat: Bllleeeh.

Mercy: Mood.

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Lulu: Do me a favor?

Lux: No.

Lulu: Pass the remote?

Lux: No.

Lulu: Why?

Lux: You’re sitting on my lap.

Lulu, her arms wrapped around Lux’s neck: Yeah, but your arm is longer.

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Cassiopeia: I'm going to kill you.

Sivir: (gasps)

Sivir: ...

Sivir: I left the oven on at home!

Cassiopeia: What?

Sivir, running off: MY PIZZA!

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Junkrat, holding pepper spray: What's this?

Junkrat: (sprays it in his face)

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Mei: What was that noise?

Roadhog: Pain and regrets.

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Junkrat: Gold is great. I love it. Nothing beats gold. Money is everything.

Mei: (walks by)

Junkrat, throws his gold away: Mei is great. I love her. Nothing beats Mei. Mei is everything.

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Lulu: TO WAR!

Poppy: WAAARRRR!

Jinx: KILL THEM ALL!

Lux: What's going on? I just woke up.

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McCree: (staring at Hanzo)

McCree: I guess Hanzo does have a nice body.

Hanzo: Huh? You say something.

McCree, quickly: I guess I have to go to the potty.

Hanzo: ...so go?

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Mercy, avoiding: Step on a crack, you break your mother's back.

Pharah: (steps on every single crack)

Mercy: You hate me that much?

Pharah: Oh no, this is for my real mom. You're cool in my book.