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[deadbeatmaker]

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

[huffylemon]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

197 votes and 74 comments so far on Reddit

you just know this guy didn't wash his hands after handling this

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

who buys $5K worth of rocks and doesn't even ask what's in the lead lined box that you've been instructed to never leave open lmao

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

tag yourself, I'm the handgun laying on the floor in the bottom left

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Wait holy shit forget the rocks I want to kidnap this guy and make him explain to me how his brain works.

[antelopian]

I bet the dick game INSANE

[jehovahhthickness]

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[brown-forking-weed]

in 2030 you'll have to pay a $9/month subscription just so they dont send a pack of dogs to bark at your house all night

[horrorofthebeast]

Spongebob

[birf]

trisha paytas at the hospital in labor rn feeling a new spirit enter her body

[fucko]

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Dark Knight (2008), The Joker walks in and performs a magic trick. This is an inaccurately written scene because if he’s The Joker, he should’ve told a joke, he would only do a magic trick if he were The Magicianer

[the-tree-line]

everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character

[the-tree-line]

dragon

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[kaijuno]

[cloacatak]

Fart grenade

[kaijuno]

thats the best response and is now the name of this dish

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[gaycism]

[wishingforserendipity]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[unclefather]

[hydro-homies]

Mind ya mf business

[rift-master]

YOU walk into someone elses room and YOU blame the motel?