CLOACATAK

There they are. Defacing your car and clothing. With their butts.

[slutdge]

[thesecretuncle]

Literally ever fucking pop punk song I’ve ever heard in my life

[tatzelwurming]

in public school i learned how to summon flying ghouls

[thesecretuncle]

I fucking hate Harry Potter, the plot falls apart when you realize the world doesn’t make sense thematically, practically, aesthetically

[itseasytoremember]

Look, we all agree that Aragorn is hot.

Viggo Mortensen is absolutely a handsome man, but his character in Eastern Promises doesn't have most of the global population ripping their hair out foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up horny.

It's something about the combination of long hair, stubble, a mysterious past, quiet confidence, and looking like you've just been riding a horse for 2 weeks, that drives people crazy.

We will call this phenomenon The Aragorn Effect. My theory is that if all those same elements are combined with the correct proportions, any actor may be able to experience The Aragon Effect.

In 1989 movie Roadhouse Sam Elliot plays a veteran bouncer who is asked by Patrick Swayze to assist in a particularly difficult bar. He 1. Has Long hair 2. Has Stubble 3. Looks like he eats cigarettes. In this essay

[itseasytoremember]

For reference, this is Sam Elliott in every other role he's been in:

And THIS is Sam Elliott in road house, for literally no reason at all:

[bogleech]

Zubat is a broadcast symbol.

I noticed years ago that the wings look like stylized "soundwaves" but the meaning of its two long stick legs JUST clicked and I can't find anyone else pointing this out?!

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[cloacatak]

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The second one

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

[huffylemon]

[blowoutthecandleasshole]

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

[solidsnake]

got eaten up with 3 words

[hofessorx]

you coming back to tell us here

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

10h edit: GUYS THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO IT'S BY VAVR

[tpup]

mousegirl burlesque in a tulip cup instead of big martini glass

[tpup]

[bear-den-xxx]

The vision was so strong

[maykitz]

saw my buddy who's been a hat warrior since his early 20s without a hat for the first time because he had finally shaved that shit off

[maykitz]

it was just like this

[mysharona1987]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

"Here's Why You Won't Be Invited Inside My Shoeless Home"

[cloacatak]

Just how stinky and ugly *are* your feet, lady?

[ilovecats4ever]

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[fallenangelvictorious]

wow I've been trying to get people into gongfu style wrong this whole time. I wasn't even thinking about how fuckable our tiny pots are... not once... truly an oversight...

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

when I (The Wizard) turn your lover into a teapot but they were just too bodacious

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck