CLOACATAK

There they are. Defacing your car and clothing. With their butts.

[michaeldeforge]

bicycling

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[cloacatak]

The 2 genders.

[kaity--did]

truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me

[kaity--did]

Husband when child was newborn: you are my beautiful soft amazing little creature and I will be so gentle and lightly clean you softly and sing you sweet songs

Husband now that child is 4 years old: carries feral child upside down into the bathroom telling her she is a smelly little beast and she has to wash her butt while she sings him songs about spraying him with the shower head

[kaity--did]

Husband when child was newborn: "bath time and bed time is my special one on one time with my sweet baby angel where I tell her how special and soft and sweet she is and spend much needed time relaxing and getting her to relax and snuggling"

Husband now that child is 4 and "sturdy" (his words not mine): "bath time is my special time for hand to hand combat with my warrior princess where I teach her how to throw a punch and try to exhaust her enough that she passes out until tomorrow, and if that doesn't work I just start making deals like she's a mob boss and I am a desperate flunkie"

[kaity--did]

Husband when child was newborn: here is your hypoallergenic formula heated to the exact temperature that you need to have the thickening agent activate in a ulta double sterilized bottle my miracle NICU baby, it takes 25 -35 minutes to make but it is what we must do to keep you safe and healthy.

Husband now that child is 4: "I had to make her a breakfast snack of two eggs and toast before we go out to brunch because she was gnawing on the bars of her enclosure and I am frankly terrified of the small piranha she becomes when hangry."

[mysticorset]

Via @somanyofthekids

[transmutationisms]

printers groupchat

printer 1: lets crumple up paper and jam on it and make a ton of noise

printer 2: yay

printer 3: yay

printer 4: yay

[killadelphia]

[chasing-caws]

I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

[chasing-caws]

Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol

[july-19th-club]

[ozempicofficial]

[jennydreadful]

Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926

The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D

[loth-caatgirl]

youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 8, 2025 - Scenes from the anti-ICE riots in Los Angeles.

[kunaigirl]

just casually leaving this here for no particular reason

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’m sorry I thought this was America

[arkatrine]

[nudityandnerdery]

[intimate-mirror]

[atlxolotl]

[the-knife-consumer]

Water lore‼️‼️

[thelooniemoonie]

what the fuck is going on in Kalos

[teacupthesauceror-blog]

You are like little baby. Eat my chalk hills and limestone cliffs.

[teacupthesauceror-blog]

Britain is mostly a limescale deposit on a lost bit of Norway so perhaps we are limescales Georg.

[cloacatak]

Gotta love that the prime "electric kettles constantly being used for tea at all hours of the day" people are also the limescales Georg people. That's some fun tedium for you to deal with.

[intimate-mirror]

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[darlingofdots]

This is how I convinced my conservative grandma that the gays do also need marriage, actually. My grandad died when I was 4 and I asked her to imagine not being allowed to see him or make decisions for him or be entitled to an inheritance and she got very quiet and conceded the point. Marriage doesn't intrinsically mean anything but as a legal framework it is really, really important