ateez' moments

[yunhobaraki]

Therapist: So why are you here?

Mingi: I wanna overcome my fear of ghosts.

Therapist: That's the spirit!

Mingi: WHERE??! *fades*

[yunhobaraki]

mingi:look, the sky today is so nice...

yunho: is this another try to steal my wallet?

mingi: no, its another try to touch your butt.

[yunhobaraki]

Seonghwa: a red wine, please

Cashier: this is a McDonald's

Seonghwa: a McWine, then

[yunhobaraki]

wooyoung: excuse me, hongjoong. but who made you the leader of us?

hongjoong: you did.

seonghwa: you said 'hongjoong should be the leader.'

mingi: you took a vote. and it was unanimous.

yeosang: then you made him a little plaque that said “leader of us” and put little sparkles on it.

wooyoung: ...valid points

[yunhobaraki]

hongjoong: i can't believe you and san broke the bed last night

jongho: yeah, it must have been wild

yunho: haha yeah...

[last night]

yunho: i bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling

san: you underestimate me

[yunhobaraki]

yunho: i’d kill anyone for you.

san: … well, that’s not necessary.

yunho: oh that’s a relief. because i’d do it, but it would be a weight i’d have to carry forever.

[yunhobaraki]

yeosang: i wanna go to the liquid zoo

seonghwa: you wanna go… where?

yeosang: i always forget what it’s called - like the actual zoo, but with liquid animals

seonghwa: you mean the seaquarium?

yeosang: YEAH

[yunhobaraki]

jongho: how long are we gonna just stand here and watch him do that?

hongjoong: just.. give him a minute

yunho: *forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that clearly says pull*

[yunhobaraki]

san: god wooyoung you're so hot

wooyoung: ...excuse me

san: I said GOD WOOYOUNG YOU'RE SO HOT take off your headphones I've been trying to flirt with you for the last few years

[yunhobaraki]

yeosang: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?

mingi: general mathematics 6th edition

[yunhobaraki]

wooyoung: we’re friends right? are we friends?

jongho: worse. we're family.

[yunhobaraki]

kq ent: why do you want this job?

hongjoong: I love being busy because it gives me no time to be sad

[yunhobaraki]

yunho: you're so violent

jongho: yeah but i'm short so its adorable

[yunhobaraki]

hongjoong: the photoshoot finished early...

seonghwa: and the kids are at the studio...

hongjoong: maybe we could... *smirks*

seonghwa: yeah~ *giggles*

mingi, slamming the door open: GUYS, THE CEO SAYS THA-

hongjoong, pissed: fOR GOD'S SAKE, CAN'T WE BE ALONE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES?!

san, teasingly: is that how long it takes you two?

[yunhobaraki]

wooyoung: sorry i have to cancel, i look too ugly to go out and i have a reputation to maintain.

san: bitch stop playing you were already ugly when we made the plans. get your ass over here!

[yunhobaraki]

mingi in yunho’s dream: *goes to oneus*

yunho wake up in a cold sweat: SASUKEEEEEEE

[yunhobaraki]

hongjoong: can't you just look at it from my perspective?

yeosang: *lowers his head*

seonghwa: *crouches a little*

yunho and mingi: *get on their knees*

hongjoong:. . .

hongjoong, narrowing his eyes: i'll come for you ALL in your sleep