Yunhosbambi

Hi what's up I yell aggressively in capslock about BTS

[parksjimins]

a baby boy indeed…

[yunhosbambi]

90% of conversations with me

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[joeydeangelis]

[afon-afanc]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[sjwfail]

[theambitiouswoman]

You never realize how emotionally draining and toxic people are until they’re out of your life.

[yunhosbambi]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[corpish]

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls

[dance-dance]

fall out boy lyrics be like

[chrysallys]

You don’t need to be a shawol to feel everything about this picture

[yunhosbambi]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[rinef-deactivated20230928]

Who falls more on the ground?

Jimin vs. Jungkook’s phone

[bangtanbinches]

[hobis-moving-castle]

🔥🔥🔥

[commandernewt-deactivated201504]

friendly reminder that newt won’t limp in the fever code

[youretheenjtomytaire]

That is not a friendly reminder.

[stormtropr]

tihis is the friendliest reminder you’re gonna get in this fandom when i t comes to newt

[yunhosbambi]

Was that absolutely necessary

[shuckyeaminewt]

What I love about tmr fandom is that all you have to say is “when that thing happened” and everyone not only knows exactly what you’re talking about but knows the page number it happened

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall