Collector of whiterose

好きなもの：おっぱいが好き。おっぱい寺の住職になりたい。

[bscenez]

really bad boy 🌙

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[princessanomaly-deactivated2020]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

[noxtheox]

kramer i’m still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

the most inspiring image you will ever see

[like-a-goodneighbor]

take the shot

[paprika]

[botanize]

[egberts]

[superasummerboringblogthing-blog]

i am straight but im highkey a gay.. eesh.

[egberts]

[crossroaddreamer]

Because a straight who understands the joke cannot chime in to add to the joke, cause that is being totally inclusive like you guys want.

[gay-tm]

[twucearchive]

Twice x ‘THE ROSES’ 2019 Season’s Greetings Preview

[nayeou]

power up + red flavor @ sbs super concert in suwon for anon

[djo-time]

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

[djo-time]

[justcatposts]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fade-steppin]

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

[yayasully]

[beyonslayed]