I am The Rkyeet!

28 He/him. Bermudian, brought up in England. Lives and studies in Tokyo. I post mostly things that are pleasing to me. Could be anything. 最近誰かが「外国人は日本語を使わないのはずだ」って言ったから、少しだけ日本語を書こうかなってと思った。 もちろん、間違ったら教えてね！ Instagram: rkyeet Snapchat: rkyeet

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

[yorickish-deactivated20230903]

this wasn't a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

[adjoint-law]

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

[charlesoberonn]

That's not how demographics work.

[steakplissken]

It could be if we’re all brave enough

[wizlor4]

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

[theradicalace]

as always, xkcd has a comic for this

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[foulserpent]

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

[sharkpunks]

[ayeforscotland]

They deleted it which makes it even funnier.

[harrytheehottie]

[weedsollux]

[trans]

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2006-2008 Dodge Ram 1500

[ublock-origin]

Autism be damned my blog can identify a car.

[vbartilucci]

[warcrimesimulator]

[swaggie2dope]

went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[sk00pa]

jesse pikmin and waltimar white

[teeposting]

This post is 9 years old but if you told me it was made yesterday I would believe you

[tumbwr]

🏓 ⬅️🅿️🅾️🆖

[sentient-tent]

🅿️ℹ️🆖➡️🏓

[tumbwr]

🏓 ⬅️🅿️🅾️🆖

[sentient-tent]

🅿️ℹ️🆖➡️🏓

[tumbwr]

🏓 ⬅️🅿️🅾️🆖

[sentient-tent]

🅿️ℹ️🆖➡️🏓

[tumbwr]

🏓 ⬅️🅿️🅾️🆖

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

[ramdomcitizen]

@staff this is why you can't touch reblog chains

[babyanimalgifs]

Coyote found a squeaky toy I accidentally left outside. Turns out coyote love squeaky toys too. 

(Source)

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[yamada-ryo]

"The hell is all this"

"Are you disrespecting Touhou, you little shit?"

[catgirl-kaiju]

The part of the video at the end where it pans down and reveals the camera operator is also wearing a cosplay dress is essential to my enjoyment of this video.

[darkwood-sleddog]

Because @staff is too cowardly…

What type of dashboard experience do you prefer?

An algorithm based feed where I get “the best of tumblr”.

Chronological feed that only features blogs I follow.

This doesn’t affect me personally.

Voting ended onJul 11, 2023

[straycatj]

im sorry about your balls Mr. j :(

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