Random Bullshit

Bang dream quotes

[yutastand]

Okay so I read this tumblr post about how jabber was more of a cat than a dog and I agree!!! But that got me thinking that Zanka was a lot more like a dog. He’s all bark (he’s working on the bite) and it’s usually the cat who has the upper hand in the beginning because it’s cunning. Also I think zanka would just look really cute with puppy ears

I rest my case

[yutastand]

Mihara Tsuyoshi

The leader of POP EROS. He has a lovely voice and is soft spoken. He is a very lonely person Who dreams of being adored. He was scouted by Mlk-T for his work ethic and his angelic qualities. He struggles with being a leader and being in the spotlight. His unit mates think he’s adorable and dote on him. He likes attention but feels guilty when seeking it. Hiroki is his right hand man and keeps him on track.

Age: 17

Hight: 5,8

Hobby: crosswords puzzles

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masuda yoshi

Yoshi is a very casual idol. He has an upbeat personality and bounces with each step. He loves silly nicknames; angel-chu(T), princess-Chan(h) and his “beloved”oru-oru. He shows his love with light teasing and enjoys the expressions on peoples faces. People don’t really take him seriously because of the way he presents himself but he is a talented rapper and his vibrant personality makes him a iconic idol

Age:16

Height: 5,10

Hobby: journaling

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Saeki Hiroki

Hiroki loves POP EROS and feels at home in this environment. His cuteness and enthusiasm is his strength and he has a lot of energy even though he is a bit bratty and headstrong but is trying to break that habit. He thinks tsuyoshis presence is calming and likes making him happy. Yoshi trier’s him easily but he still enjoys his silly antics. People have deemed him the princess idol

Age:17

Hight :5,6

Hobby: jewelry making

Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58546576/chapters/149155795

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1649970

トコトコ王国

★短髪～長髪OK★男女不問★10～20代活躍中★アイコン使用も可★TRPGの立ち絵に★ファッション・髪色自由★ピアスOK★オッドアイ可★ランダム不向き↓★個人使用範囲での加工にも対応で安心!★ ＊＊＊ OK ・アイコン、ヘッダー使用 ・創作交流やTRPG関連での使

[yutastand]

Saeki Hiroki

Ex kakos member now in pop Eros

When he was little he was a big cry baby and was looked down on for it. Because of that he made friends with the younger kids in his town. Two little gangster kids became extremely attached to him and his cute gestures. He was in a unit with them but didn’t match the image of the group and was moved to Eros.

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Kanda Mamoru

I’m

Kanda is the leader of kakos. He is sneaky and two faced. He has trouble trusting people but is weak to cute things (including people). He speaks in a refined manner but is quick to anger when things don’t go his way. He has a rivalry with masuda yoshi with both of them being the main rapper in their units. Kanda is very protective of Hiroki and Yumi

Age: 16

Height: 5,11

Hobby: Crocheting

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Ishihara Yumi

The main vocalist in kakos. She is regal and beautiful but only talks to people she finds worthy. She is narcissistic to hide the fact that she is insecure about making friends her age because when she was a child she was the tallest in her class and matured the fastest. She was outcast but made fast friends with kanda.

Age:16

Hight: 5,7

Hobby: Watching bad movies

Picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1649970

[dykeroppi1]

daddys home

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[garbage-cannot-bitch]

do we think that mr. bonzo is more or less holding nigel hostage or are they, like, married?

[cinnamonswirlsshadow]

@yutastand how dare you make this worse

[yutastand]

They’re both

[retrogamingblog2]

Mimikyu has infiltrated the pack

[yutastand]

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

The generator I used.

**Ruby :** When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

**Gold:** You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

**Ruby :** Is something burning?

**Gold, leaning seductively on the counter:** Just my desire for you.

**Ruby :** Gold, the toaster is literally on fire.

**Gold:** Stop doing that.

**Ruby :** Stop doing what?

**Gold:** Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

**Gold:** Bro-

**Ruby :** No, no, hold up, rewind.

**Ruby :** My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

**Gold:** Do you want to know your gay name?

**Ruby :** My... my gay name?

**Gold:** Yeah, it's your first name-

**Ruby :** Haha. Very funny Gold-

**Gold:** *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

**Ruby :** Oh- oh my god.

**Ruby :** Did it hurt when you fell-

**Gold:** From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

**Ruby :** No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

**Gold:** ...

**Ruby :** You just laid there for 15 minutes.

**Gold:** Go fuck yourself.

**Ruby , smugly:** Sure, but only if you watch

[yutastand]

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shale: Did you take out marble as I requested?

slate: marble has been taken out, yes.

shale: You have my grat-

slate: It was a great restaurant.

slate: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

slate: marble proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

slate: Bro-

marble: No, no, hold up, rewind.

marble: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

slate: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

shale: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

slate: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

marble: Dude- Its satire!

slate: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

marble: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

slate: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

marble: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

shale: Yeah, probably.

marble: There's no way they like me back.

shale: slate would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

marble: slate would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

marble: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

shale: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honors of indulging in sexual activities with you?

slate: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

marble: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

slate: Peonies, why?

marble:

slate: Were you going to get me flowers?

marble:

slate:

marble: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

slate: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

marble: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

marble: Two bros!

slate: Chillin' in a hot tub!

marble and slate, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

slate, to marble: We had a date!

slate: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

marble: The stars are so beautiful...

slate: They're just giant balls of gas.

marble: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

slate: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

marble: Oh...

shale: Are you busy?

slate: No.

shale: Want to do something?

slate: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

slate: You’re jealous.

shale: Jealous?

slate: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

shale: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

slate, to shale: If marble doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.

marble, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

shale: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with marble recently.

slate: No, shale, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

shale: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

slate: No! You’re the only one for me.

shale: Is that so?

slate: I promise! marble and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

shale: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

slate: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

shale: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

slate: Of course bro!

shale: Bro...

marble: What the-

shale: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

marble: Actually, slate is my favourite.

shale: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

shale: Father, I have sinned.

slate: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

marble: *sucking on a popsicle*

shale: Pfft, you practicing for when slate gets here?

marble: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

shale: *Concern*

shale: Pardon the intrusion, but-

marble: On this moment or just my life in general?

shale: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

slate: What? No, I—

marble: *enters room*

shale: *jaw clenches*

shale: You know, on second thought, Gum would be perfection.

slate: *Gives them a strange look and hands them a piece of gum*

shale: *Thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

slate: Do you want a drink?

marble: I could go for some appy slices right now.

slate: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?

marble: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER SLATE!

*while waiting outside the principal’s office*

slate: What are you in for?

marble: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you?

slate: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver.

marble:

marble:

marble: We live very different lives.

slate: Yes we do.

shale: We all have our demons.

slate, grabbing marble: This one’s mine!

shale: We all have our demons.

slate, grabbing marble: This one’s mine!

slate, teaching shale to drive: Okay shale, what does a green light mean?

shale: Go!

slate: A red light?

shale: Stop!

slate: And what about a yellow light?

shale: If you floor it, you can make it!

slate: …No—

shale: There's rum in the cooler.

marble: What about for the children?

shale: thy can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the rum.

slate: Why don't we just give the kids water?

shale, angrily: I suppose thy could do that!

slate: Want to hear a hard riddle?

marble: Sure.

slate: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

marble: ...down?

slate: N-

shale: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

slate:

slate: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ…

marble: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."

shale: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

shale: H-how do you ask someone out?

marble: Well, first-

slate: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

shale: ...And you said yes?

marble: Heh, slate sneezes like a girl.

slate: How about I pound you like a boy?

slate: That didn’t come out right.

marble: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

shale: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

slate: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

marble: shale keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use.

marble: So I renamed ours to "shale, use this one" to help them out a little.

slate: You're violent.

marble: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

marble: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

marble: I'm hot, I’m short, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

slate: I feel awful about killing you.

shale:

slate: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

shale: Who's in charge here?

marble, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

marble: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

slate: Never seen one.

marble: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.

slate: What can’t I see?

marble: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.

slate: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

marble: Fuck.

slate: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

marble: It was autocorrect.

slate: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

marble: Yes.

marble: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

shale: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

marble: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

slate, recording: This is so cute.

shale: I made tea.

slate: I don't want tea.

shale: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.

slate: Then why did you tell me?

shale: It's a conversation starter.

slate: It's a horrible conversation starter.

shale: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

shale: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

slate: Are you sure marble’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…

shale: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for marble, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*shale’s phone rings*

marble: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…

slate: …

slate: I should have gone with the monkey.

shale: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

slate: marble, do you love me?

marble: Of course I do!

slate: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

marble: Well, of course I… would…

slate: I mean something really, really—

marble: slate, what did you do?

shale: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-

marble: What do you want?

shale: I've been stuck with slate for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.

shale: Help.

slate: I think my guardian angel drinks.

marble: shale, please calm down.

shale: I asked for two large fries!

shale: *dumps fries onto table*

shale: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

slate: What's your greatest fear?

marble: Being forgotten.

slate: ...

slate: Damn, that's deep.

slate: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now…

slate: shale, my old friend!

shale: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

slate: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

slate: I fell—

marble: From heaven?

slate: No, I literally fell—

marble: In love with me the moment you saw me?

slate: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

marble: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

slate: *pulls back the curtain while marble is showering*

slate: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

marble: So jellyshish-

shale, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?

marble: You know what I meant!

shale: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

slate: Okay?

shale: …

shale: …

shale: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

marble: Say no to drugs.

marble: Say yes to drugs.

marble: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

marble: Can I get a waffle?

shale and slate: *fighting and yelling at each other*

marble: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

marble: How do I make a date really romantic?

shale: Be mysterious.

marble: Okay!

*later, while on a date with slate*

slate: So where are we going?

marble: None of your fucking business.

*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: slate, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

slate: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

slate: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

marble: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

shale: Those are wanted posters!

marble: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?

shale: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

slate: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

slate: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*

marble, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “FUCK YOU” IN FLOWER???

slate: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

shale: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

slate: …Your point?

marble: The wee-woo thingy?

slate: THE FIRE ALARM!?

shale: *writing a letter*

shale: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

marble: shale, can I ask you a question?

shale: Sure, anything.

marble: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

slate: shale, you're an asshole, man.

shale: You are what you eat slate.

slate: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

shale: How did you know I was up until 3am?

marble: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

[yutastand]

Marble is a actor from Petalburg City.

Their starter was a gentle male treecko named jonesy that loves curry.

A quiet male Appletun (Gromit)that likes to draw with crayons;

- A gentle female Lilligant(Edna) that has a traumatic past;

- A modest female Honchkrow (sally)

that is best buddies with another team member;

A gentle male Mimikyu(jack) that sulks for ages when it loses a battle;.

- A quirky male skiddo(Groot) that likes to be hand-fed.

They've been acting for years now, and they have a preference for huggable Pokémon. They see their Pokémon as an inspiration to learn from.

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shale is a junior detective from Pewter City.

Their starter was a naughty female Growlith(Enola) that's more bulky than usual. They collected 0 badge(s) so far.

The other Pokémon in their team are:

- A sassy female Zweilous(Nancy) that has a scar on its face;

- A modest female Swalot(plum) that doesn't like hot weather;

- An adamant female Shuckle(ms scarlet)that's good at helping to cook;

- An adamant male Kingler (Sherlock ) that has a traumatic past;

- A bold male Incineroar(colonel mustard) that likes to watch battles more than participating.

They may like Pokémon, but their true passion is investigating , and they have a preference for tough Pokémon. They're looking for a rival.

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slate is a Bodyguard from Canalave City.

Their starter was a calm female Absol(Ramona)that annoys the other team members.

The other Pokémon in their team are:

- A quiet male Tyrantrum(Jurassic ) that's good at helping to cook;

- A naughty female Maushold(Barbie)that tries to crawl into their coat to snuggle;

- A brave female Umbreon(ruby) they saved from its previous trainer;

- A bold male Kabutops(Artemis )that is very shy;

- A gentle female Pawmot (Akira)that joined the team to travel.

He’s writing about their experiences, and they have a preference for active Pokémon. He is protecting marble and going on the journey to find marbles dad

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Marble is an actor who used to live in a circus and after his mom died than marble and he’s dad moved into a house where marble starts his acting career he at 16 his dad went missing and he had to go live with his aunt on his seventeenth birthday he ran away from home with his treecko jonsy. He on his way to the airport he met slate.

Slate is body guard in training but got kicked out of he’s program because of all the fights he got in because people kept making fun of his absol Ramona . He didn’t want to go home and disappoint his parents by telling them he got kicked out of school. So when he met marble and saw how out of touch the boy was he offered his services free of charge thinking it will be able to therve his own career.

When Marble and Slate get to the airport they catch the eye of shale.

Shale is a junior detective who was going home for the summer when she got a text from looker to look out for a boy with purple hair after questioning marble and slate they told her that they were looking for marbles dad and she thought that if she could solve the case then she would get the respect of the sloughs community.

As our heroes come together they get on the plane and set their sights on Sinnoh.

[yutastand]

Master splinter = jiung

April o Neil = Theo

Leonardo= keeho

Donatello= jongseob

Rafael = intak

Michelangelo = soul

P1Harmony as ninja turtles

[yutastand]

My first water color drawing https://www.instagram.com/p/CkFyQyHOCPc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yutastand]

THE ENCOUNTER TABLE RULE

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Time for some incorrect quotes

Clarissa: We need a way to lure in new customers?

Preston : Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

Dex: Scott bath water.

Scott: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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Dex: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Clarissa: Strong.

Scott: Weak.

Preston : An idiot, is what your are.( said in a British accent)

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 *The squad is playing a team sport*

Clarissa : Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Dex?

Scott : Have you ever played a game with Dex?

Clarissa : No…

Dex: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Dex, chasing Preston: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!

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Preston: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Clarissa : Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Dex: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Scott : Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

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Dex: That's ridiculous, Scott doesn't have a crush on me.

Preston: Yes they do.

Clarissa : Yes they do.

Scott : Yes I do.

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Scott : What’s your biggest fear?

Dex : That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Clarissa : Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Preston : Zombies.

Dex : ...

Clarissa : ...

Preston : BUT they can open doors.

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Clarissa : You have friends and I envy that.

Scott : You're welcome to share my friends.

Clarissa : *looks at Preston and Dex *

Clarissa : I don't want those.

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Scott : Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Clarissa: Yea, I could drink legally!

Preston: I could hang out with the boys!

Dex : I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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Preston : It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Dex : What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Clarissa : Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Scott : I handle our accounting.

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I really enjoy the encounter table podcast it’s on Spotify and where ever else you get your podcasts.

[yutastand]

I was listening to drawfee https://youtu.be/fJ0sk8MoKp8 and made this fan art while listening. https://www.instagram.com/p/CfnjMf4MTY8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yutastand]

Came in came out with three new friends and owl nightmares https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce1lQlHlfia/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yutastand]

Garland orientation https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce1lF1HlKhh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yutastand]

[yutastand]

My clothes came in I almost cried https://www.instagram.com/p/CePxQvoNwtU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=