mad woman things innit

following dionysus is pretty radical if you ask me 🐅

[0xygenth1ef]

Me, an asexual lesbian seeing a hot woman: phwoar I’d love to take her coat and make her some pasta, and if we’re feeling naughty, we could even eat it off our laps on the sofa in front of spring watch

[critter-of-habit]

Yelena you had ONE job

[smallandsundry]

bishova pizza date 🍕🍕🍕

[foxbullfrog]

“You’ve been spending a lot of time in New York. You must really love the city.”

“Yes… the city.”

[outromoonyy]

Fanfiction is free therapy, except the therapist is making you suffer on purpose and you're thanking them in the comments.

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[screenshotsofdespair]

[greelin]

just sink your fangs into my neck, man. it won’t be weird. i promise

[xybernetiks]

just heard someone singing do the pachacuti horrible histories you will always be famous

[cesaray]

[subversivegrrl]

[asessuale]

[peacozy]

whenever i see the moon it’s like ok i want six blurry pictures of that on my phone so bad

[maenadmorelikemaerad]

maybe i like frankenstein so much because i’ve always felt like a monster that was created unwillingly

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[green-great-dragon]

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

[elias-bouchards-tenth-divorce]

the duality between mumbo, who has been on hermitcraft with etho for almost a decade, admitting he's still nervous and intimidated by him because he thinks etho's so cool, versus gem, who joined last season and is calling him pathetic to his face

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

this changed it all

[fairycosmos]

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip