nm just chillin

"Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long" 19 year old minnesotan trash bag and individualist.

[catsofinstagram]

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[nusha-the-raccoon]

[papifromdablock-deactivated2016]

if a girl sends u saucy pics u gotta lose ur shit and act like u never seen a titty before its jus etiquette

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[robbyugh-deactivated20150923]

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[illogical-vulcan-deactivated201]

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bassoonlesbian]

[niqabisinparis]

let girls sit with their legs spread fam it’s comfortable stop sexualizing even the way we sit 

[100493503004422]

never in my life have I not taken something personally

[barack-obottm-deactivated201504]

[yungreina]

JUST WAIT TILL I GLO UP

[meladoodle]

Jared Leto: *making out with a dead fish* You sure this is gonna be in the final edit? 

Director: Haaha… yes… definitely… 

[pixelatedpixie]